You both should get a bagel. And try to get one for me too, I'm freaking hungry.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I got ID'd at the Beastie Boys show last night. I'm 39.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Was that the average age for people there? I'm 27 and am the youngest BB fan I've ever known.

I used to get carded all the time for the dumbest things. I last got carded when I was 26 and buying those little cheesy popper thingies that they sell with fourth of July merchandise. You know, the ones that look like a gravel-filled sperm that you throw on the ground and it makes a loud bang? Apparently you have to be 16 to buy those.

Other than knives over the internet and the knife store, I haven't purchased anything since that requires carding. The knife store guy never cared.

FinnNYC

 You sure don't look it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The Beastie Boys were on NPR's "Fresh Air" not too long ago.

 Holy aging demographic, Batman.

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What others say about boorite!

Boorite and I finished our hunter safety course and passed with flying colors. Now all we need to do is send in some paperwork and we'll be licensed to be dangerous. Apart from all the weapons we already carry anyway.

I just walked a couple of blocks to my home in the rain. 

Afterward everything just seemed to make alot more sense.

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You don't know what I got... .

Thus endeth my three day birthday drinking binge. I think my liver is crying about now.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

lildeucecoup

Are you John Cusack?

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

You call that a photoshopped image portraying a Domo-kun destroying a city?

This is a photoshopped image portraying a Domo-Kun destroying a city.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My recent speech to the UN general assembly...

was not appreciated by members of the security council...

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

lildeucecoup

Well, if you were one of these sensitive singer-songwriters, there's a whole fuckin' concept album right there.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Yeah, cause we don't have enough of them...

I believe that christopher7murphy, DrMorton, and Boring are the same person.  Like Siamese Triplets.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

and bike and i think.

So that's now christopher7murphy, DrMorton, Boring, and bike on my list. 

All of them the samw person, which I wouldn't care about normaly. I just don't like to see "okay" or "bad" comics constantly rated "10" with 4 or 5 votes every day i log in.

-- red

No..im only myself.  (And Im barely that.)

Though I once thought Dr morton and 100face were the same...but now I believe they are brothers.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Retracted with apologies chris and bike...

DrMorton, HydeGuy, Boring, InIntellectualMind, 100Faces are ONE person, people

Please man, stop rating yourself high and downrating others. It's stupid. The only reason I care is not for me, it's to make sure the real best comics are on the top rated so anyone who stumbles across this site will want to stay. I don't want them to see mediocre or bad stuff and see that it's the best.

Rating yourself is stupid as fuck. Stop that shit. If you're actually funny everyone will show that you are by voting for you 

-- red

Not to mention having more than one voting account per person is a bannable offense and also makes you look like a huge fucking tool.

RedfeatheR

The voices in my head insisted I was one person. shweww! No prob...I realized I was getting caught in a misunderstanding and I was ready and willing to go through harsh interigation and torture to clear it up. (Doese this mean there will be no rough stuff now? damn!)

Wow. I really had suspisions that Dr Morton and 100Faces were the same at first, but then I saw them both on site at the same time once, so I thought I was wrong.  I've had nothing but pleasant messages to and from both names... and I liked and voted good or ok for some strips from both of them...never suspecting "they were one." I was under the impression they were  brothers.  But I'll be the first to point out how gullible I am.

Chris 7

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Hi!

I´m very sorry for that mess. That was a STUPID, STUPID, STUPID thing to do. I´ll try to do better in the future if I am allowed to.

100Faces and AnIntellectualMind are definitely NOT ME. I´ll try to clarify that with Brad.

When I set up an alternative account I had a specific reason for that and wanted to experiment on something different. The original intention was not to improve my ratings. I should have resisted the temptation to vote with more than one account. At least I shouldn´t have voted for my own comics. I voted multiple for other people, too, and didn´t do downvoting (at least not in the sense of pushing my own comics) but that doesn´t make anything better.

Sorry for christopher7murphy that you got under suspicion. Your comics are great that´s why I voted them good. Same goes for bike.

Please accept my apology everybody. I just didn´t think long enough which also is a serious character flaw. Stripcreator is fantastic and I did not want to spoil that.

I´ll accept whatever punishment is due.

I confess that I am hotgrrl1991.

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What others say about boorite!

booriteI knew that cybersex was suspiciously hot.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

DrMorton

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

DrMorton

I’m sorry too. I have the same defect of not thinking things through. I totally ruled out the fact that you might be innocent and thought you were trying to be a little sneak. We’ve had our fair share of trolls, down-voters, and spammers here at SC. I guess I played Bush to your Saddam, accusing you of doing wrong (which you did) but also accusing you of doing more than you did.

-- red

ps keep makeing good comics. I really like some out of every one of your accounts.