Those gods are my idols

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Fry Daddy Deluxe

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What others say about boorite!

Does that say Doodfist or Poopfist?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I thought it was POOPEIST.

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You don't know what I got... .

Reminds me of that famous Beatles pic on the cover of "Mersey Beat."  It's exciting to be in on the beginning of the next huge cultural phenomenon.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think it's supposed to be DOODEIST, but POOPFIST is just so much more artistically mature.

attitudechickastrangely enough, i'd never heard of that idea till today, but now i've heard it twice. twi was just telling me about Gizmodgery

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what if nigger meant kite

Check out the new YFC: Your Featured Comic in "More Comic Competitions"

Don't worry. It's not a competition... yet.

 

-- red

I just saw that my last was my 666th post.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

FinnNYCsign of the Saget

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what if nigger meant kite

On the topic of bizarre band names, in half-asleep mode this morning I came up with:

Elizabethan Pussy

or

Dance Hall Feminists

Feel free to use either.

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I has a flavor!

attitudechicka

My parents bought that for Read.  It's REALLY annoying.  We try to hide it whenever possible.  :D

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I has a flavor!

Has he discovered what you can do with a metal pot and wooden spoon yet?

UnknownEric

I came up with one yesterday, too:

My Naked Grandma

Anyone can feel free to jump all over that one, too.

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"Old" is the old new.

ivytheplant

He figured that out early on.  He's a big fan of "hitting stuff with other stuff."

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I has a flavor!

Scyessew.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

The 4000 Scorpions Crawling up Your Pantsleg and Stinging You in the Balls

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UnknownEric

My brother was a fan of that too. Specifically "rubber mallet on piano" and "hammer on headlights."

An old comic called Skinheads In Love by Bob Fingerman had some great fake band flyers in it including my favorite:

Fudge Pachyderm

It included a picture of and elephant with it's trunk in it's own ass.

 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

FinnNYCwhich is a million times cooler than an ouroboros

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Some genius wrote this note on a Marlboro carton and left it on our door:

"I want to tell you thanks for putting me on the streets of Laramie to starve to death."

We evicted him this weekend for setting off fireworks in the office and hallways.

He doesn't have to starve. He can explode an antelope and eat it.

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ivytheplant

Wait a minute... he's saying that Laramie has more than one street?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Yeah, but most of them aren't paved.