...and the close-ups:

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WATER FIGHT

WATER FIGHT WATER FIGHT LOL

by shank, 10-16-05

oops, sorry about that. it was a pallette issue. these should match fine:

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what if nigger meant kite

Nozzle

Why isn't anything coming out of your hose? I can't go if you're watching.

by choadwarrior, 10-16-05

Gun Control by choadwarrior 10-16-05

Alright, copper, drop your gun. You're making a big mistake Johnny. Eat lead, pig! Oh, crap. I hope my kid hasn't shot any of the neighbors.

And at the suggestion of squidrabies, I recut this one and here it is in its original concept:

Cloud City (Alternate Take) by choadwarrior 10-16-05

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father... He told me enough. He told me you killed him! No...I am your father. So are you going to rescue me from this fire or what? Hold your horses, I need to hack off your hand first.

quote:

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I love the flood of great new strips that follows the addition of new art.

Solid gold, choad!

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I give you... CRABS!!!

Wait, that sounded wrong...

Anyway, I scribbled this little guy up on a whim. Add him if you like, but I won't be offended if you don't.

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mandingo said he'd do a color fill on my stuff, so I'm going to send him B&W's and resubmit them here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have had a lot of practice at cleaning up and colouring hand-drawn and scanned images, since that's how I've done all my SC.com art, except Drac and the crab. If you feel like flinging them my way, go ahead.

I'd recommend hosting them somewhere then emailing me the links - the biggest, highest-quality black outline you have, paired with a link to a pencil-coloured version so I can see the colour scheme, for each character.

Ya know... if ya like. :)

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I have had a lot of practice at cleaning up and colouring hand-drawn and scanned images, since that's how I've done all my SC.com art, except Drac and the crab. If you feel like flinging them my way, go ahead.

I'd recommend hosting them somewhere then emailing me the links - the biggest, highest-quality black outline you have, paired with a link to a pencil-coloured version so I can see the colour scheme, for each character.

Ya know... if ya like. :)

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I'd like the crabs more DexX, if you hadn't already used the best crab joke...

Anyway, I once said I'd re-do my art when I got the net on at home, and now I've got the net on at home.

If anybody wants to yay or nay this style before I go and make a crapload of new pics I'd appreciate it. It takes a long time to get rid of those smooth edges and produce the masterpiece on the right.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

What's with the jaggies on the inside of the image? The nature of transparent GIFs (1-bit transparency, yay!) means that the outer edges will always be jaggy, but the inside of the images doesn't need to be pixellated like that.

Fling me an email or an IM if you want to chat about it.

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Do you have AIM?

If not then what's your e-mail address again? (I've got it at work, but not at home...)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I'm dexxxer on AIM.

Oh, and here's the crab's little friend, the hermit crab:

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The butterflies of love by DexX 10-17-05

Hey, fuck you! I like it here! I don't want to be sold off! Yeah, you arsehole! You can't just buy and sell us! I'm not going into that fucking case! Got it? Hey, just shut up and get in your case, you whining little bastards! I'm taking you to the pet shop and that's final! Hey come back! What did I say wrong? Gah! Get away from me, you freak! Yeesh! What's up with her! I only asked her if she wanted a raging case of crabs...

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First to make this joke!

Octopus's Olive Garden by jes_lawson 10-17-05

I've been squashed! Wow, what choice! Three different kinds of crab! I'm going to be shellfish and eat the lot, followed by that small crushed Asian.

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And I'm the first to make this one:

The Aggie Christmas Pageant by kaufman 10-17-05

Hello, baby Jesus. We're the three wise men who've come from a fahr.

Also,

Upgrade Now! by kaufman 10-17-05

With the new release of Windows, say goodbye to the Blue Screen of Death forever. I'LL BE BACK. No more annoying       With Windows paper clip pop-ups       fucks up, your It looks like you want to drive a steel spike through your head. Eat hydrogen, sucker! 3D, any time the operating system computer will just spit at you!

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The magnificent squid of rabidity has done it again...

Check it out:

These guys crack me up just looking at them.

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It just keeps getting better and better.

Injun Jo-kester, I'd like to see more of your art.

I love new art day, it's like a miracle from Brad.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Doctors are now online.

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Untitled

*sniffle* Gesundheit.

by DexX, 10-17-05

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Just piss off, will you! Seriously! I promise I won't bite. I just want a bit of a lick!

by DexX, 10-17-05

I couldn't decide which joke I liked better, so I made both.

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I like Injokester's new style. Think you could re-do the characters you made of me and umfum?

Thanks Chicka ^_^

DexX was kind enough to put together a guide on how to format everything properly, once I've got that down pat I'll be re-doing everything I've done, and creating anything else I can think of.

I'll be putting the emphasis on characters that will be used more often, people in normal jobs that we don't already have and so on.

P.S. Dibs on pro-wrestler.

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Lugosi, Lugodo

I'm sorry. I know you wanted me to hold off putting the new vampire characters up on the site until the night before Halloween, but I ... just couldn't ... I know, I know. No need to apologise, mate. It's not uncommon. The truth of the matter is that premature e-draculation is nothing to be ashamed about.

by kaufman, 10-17-05

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