AngryAmerican

Because when she's getting fucked under a freeway overpass there's no one around to serve me drinks! (And if there was, I probably wouldn't want to drink them.)

Plus the chairs are probably comfier in the club.

And you don't have to worry about the smoke from the fire in the 55 gallon drum getting in your eyes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'd like to see her get ape-fucked, lol.  By apes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

MY COMPUTER WAS BROKEN BUT I HAVE A NEW ONE NOW SO IM BACK!

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WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!

READ MY PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING* EXPOSE' HERE!!!

*may or may not be a valid claim

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My mom announced tonight that she believes Jesse Jackson is behind Martin Luther King's assassination. That was before I poured two bottles of wine down her gullet.

i got to meet actor/comedian Tommy Davidson on wed.

he is cool beyond his size.

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Kill Whitey.

On april fools day I got laid off and totalled my car.  On a side note, I now have a bruise the geographical shape of great britain on my right breast.  I have no idea where the bra line crosses in britain as some idiot has labelled everything incorrectly.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I always wanted to see Piccadilly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

UnknownEric

I know it's really early but...

How bout them 5-1 Orioles?

BigFrank105

I refuse to get my hopes up.  That way, if they continue to play well, I'll be pleasantly surprised.  And if they don't,  I'm prepared.

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I has a flavor!

Just found out today that I'll be doing a Marketing internship in Memphis this summer. Any SCers in or around Memphis let me know!

Memphis is just under 4 hours from St. Louis.  If you ever want to come to a place that doesn't earn half its tax revenue from Elvis paraphanalia, feel free to come up.

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"Old" is the old new.

I can be in Memphis anytime.

I WILL be in Memphis Mother's Day weekend.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm not sure when I'm due down there, Chicka, but I'll let you know. I'll be working for Ford Motor Company, and I think their building is somewhere near the airport, but I'm not really sure of that either.

When I was walking in Memphis, I was walking with my feet ten feet of of Beale.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Make that "off of Beale". That other thing I said was just totally irrelevant and nonsensical.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

But do you really feel the way you feel? And are you a Christian child tonight?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

If that song was a person, I'd murder 'em till they died of it, fatally.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

The_young_scotthat's a bit of overkill

haha! get it?! overkill!

i'll let myself out.

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what if nigger meant kite

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

18!

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Poop.