Demonic Supremacy by Boritom 8-06-03

At last, Cthuhlu, we meet to battle for ultimate supremacy! Yes, Mephistopheles! Now we shall see who will rule the underworld for all eternity! Rock-Paper-Scissors? I was hoping for a coin toss, myself.

Demonic Stupidity (BTW... #350!) by Boritom 8-06-03

STONE! Paper covers stone! SCISSORS! Stone blunts scissors! ANVIL! Damn! That one always gets me... best two out of three?

Crybaby Cthulhu by Boritom 8-21-03

What... you're back for more? Yeah, Asshole... There's no "Anvil" in "Stone-Paper-Scissors!" So...? You're a dirty cheater, Mephistopheles

Ever Dance With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? by Boritom 8-21-03

Okay, fine. Ya wanna chance to get even? Think of a number! Okay... Got it? Yup. 4,372,925.2, right? Shit!

Laugh or GO TO HELL! Muahahahahahaaaaa!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Pretty funny stuff!!! Reminds me of my rock/paper/scissor days...

By the way, THE TREBS ROCK

who's buttfucking me? :*( Now im scared!

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Are 'The Trebbs' a proper-back-in-the-day-trendy-to-be-'The Somethings'-band or a hey-let's-bring-back-that-thing-where-all-the-popular-bands-begin-with-'The'-bands? I.e. is it more like the Troggs or the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

More, please.

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Dad was flammable

Oliver Twist voice: May I have more, sir... Please, may I have mooore....

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

There are so good

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Nothing is more tasty than a bowl of
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Is it wrong to laugh?

Few more, kuz U axed 4 it...

Underworld tattletale by Boritom 8-22-03

Oh for crying out loud... What are you whining about now, Cthulhu? Mephistophelese is a dirty rotten cheater! So...? I thought we looked down on that sort of thing! Remember the parade we threw for Nixon? Oh... right!

Plaster of Parasite by Boritom 8-22-03

Cthulhu has asked that I tell you your evil cheating is not appreciated. What a stinkin' wuss! I know, but we're all in this together. We've gotta try to get along at least a little. Fuckin' Liberal!

SUBMIT TO ME NOW... please...? by Boritom 8-22-03

Okay, so i guess I'm supposed to apologize to you for being an asshole to you or something... Is that the best you can do for an apology? You really are a total asshole! What, praytell, do you specifically want from me by way of an apology, then? Bow to my will, and worship me as your lord and master. If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing my ass off right now! *sigh*

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Cinnamon and Sugary and Softly Spoken Lies by Boritom 8-25-03

You realize, of course, that it would take an infantessimal amount of effort on my part to smack you down so hard, your minions would reel from it for 100 millenia! *sniff-sob* Oh, what now? I... I dont have any minions. *whimper*

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I Can Taste You On My Lips and Smell You in my Clothes by Boritom 8-26-03

...so, anyway, he starts bawling like a little baby to Satan about how I'm a "dirty cheater" and won't bow down to him. Sheesh... what a pussy! I tell ya, I'm so fucking sick of his shit, I'm about to rip his Tentacles off! Fag!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

For some reason, I misread "tentacles" as "testicles".

Hmm.

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For some reason, I misread "tentacles" as "testicles".

Hmm.

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That... was kinda the point... I think... Glad your enjoying them... the comics, I mean... not the testicles....

I'll shut up now!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I enjoy Boritom's testicles.

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Poop.

One more, then I think I'm giving this storyline a rest for a while...

Word to your Savior by Boritom 8-27-03

Mephistopheles, My child, what brings you to seek my wisdom? Well, see, cthulu's really getting on my nerves, Satan is totally like slacking, and Death can't even hear properly... He thinks I'm Gay! Hmmm... What a bunch of Asshats! That's what I'm sayin'!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

lukket rocks! Cthulhu is a Wussie by Boritom 8-28-03

I'm so depressed... nobody down here cares. Mephistopholese is always cheating... Satan won't take me seriously... ...and that jerk lukket on stripcreator thinks I look like Admiral Akbar... it's enough to totally ruin my self-esteem. Hahahaha!!! It's a trap! That is so funny!!! *sob* Fuck you, dammit!!! Fuck you in the poop chute until your bones are bleached and buzzards peck out your eyes!!! *sob* I hate you... I hate you ALL!!!

Inspired by lukket's recent series...

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]