In this contest you will give an example of Comics gone bad. I prefer strips, but you can photoshop entries too, if you feel it to be necessary as long as you work in a strip format with three frames.

Example:

Garfield done wrong... by lukket 8-27-03

Hi Jon Hi Garfield What's cooking? Korean lasagne. Cool. Where's Odie? I just told you.

In-jokes and the like will be tolerated, but I will not let such an entry win. Cheap Flattery (

And hurry up with those rules by boorite 8-27-03

You won the contest! High five! lukket you complete cunt! Please give my entries due consideration in the next CC.

is always nice, but it won't necessarily help you.

Series are allowed as well.

I will judge the entries monday 3PM (ish) and I look forward to see what you can come up with.

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What better place to start than with one of the lamest comic strips in the history of human existence?

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Some more inspiration for you.

CC 207: Spy vs Spy - when motivation fails. by lukket 8-27-03

I'm supposed to plan hacking you to death with a meat cleaver... Yeah. And I have been instructed to give you something you will mistake for a present, but that really is a bomb. Then I will thwart your plan and fool you into taking the present yourself. That's gonna hurt. I guess that will kill me. Yeah. It probably will. Wanna go for a beer? Alright. i guess that beats getting killed by a rival spy.

(I just love Mad)

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Are oldies allowed?

Peanuts Goes to College by kaufman 1-10-03

College is the pinnacle of human achievement, Charlie Brown. Never again will we have such an opportunity to learn and grow. Do you really think so, Linus? To be frank, I'm really dreading freshman year. Oh, come now. It's a chance to spread your wings after the strangulation of adolescence. That's what they say, but I'm just not very excited about my schedule this semester. It can't be that bad, Charlie Brown. Tell me, what are you taking? Football Kicking, Kite Flying, Remedial Dog Feeding, and Wanh Wanh Wanh Wanh 101.

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Rule Clarification: Oldies are allowed.

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CC 207: Doomsbury by boorite 8-27-03

This is Mark Slackmeyer with another edition of WBBY and You. Today our guest is famous stripcreator, boorite. Boorite, what's wrong with my comic strip? Well, to start with, Mark, it's too wordy. No one is going to read all these words. They skim it to seem intelligent. In fact, I'll bet I could say "cunt" 50 times and no one would notice. An interesting theory. Do you think the Republican administration deliberately feeds into our readership's diminishing attention span to serve corporate interests? Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Well, that's all the time we have today, campers! Be sure to join us next time for [wry leftover hippie joke].

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What others say about boorite!

Seeing that both oldies and series are welcome, allow me to resurrect this...ahem...classic. Yeah... classic...

Walnuts: A New Series from Selrahc M. Ztluhcs by UnknownEric 3-25-03

*Sigh* I talked to the little red-haired girl today. She said she would never consider sexual pleasure with me in any way... Bummer, Charlie. But you on the other hand... BOOTY CALL!

Walnuts 2: Electric Boogaloo by UnknownEric 3-25-03

*Sigh* Right now, my friend and confidant, Linus, is screwing the one woman I love in this miserable world. I realize that sex alone cannot bring pure happiness, but one moment of passion with her could at least make life seem worth living... Guess I'll go upstairs and masturbate. Damn! And here I thought all those positions in the Kama Sutra could NEVER be replicated in real life!

Walnuts 3: Walnuts With A Vengeance by UnknownEric 3-25-03

Oh. Hi Lucy. Say... is the "doctor" in? You got the cash, I got the stash... of psychiatric help, that is. Hit me with it, Chuck. Your brother just did the horizontal tango with the little red-haired girl. Wow! What a pimp! *sigh* Clearly, I raised him well!

Walnuts Episode 4: A New Grope by UnknownEric 3-25-03

Seriously though, Lucy, am I doomed to an eternity of loneliness? Will I ever find even a fleeting moment of pleasure? Respectively yes and no. *sigh* I wonder if Peppermint Patty puts out? Uhh, Chuck? Have you ever noticed the rainbow flag sticker on her bike? And her choices in footwear? Should've known she plays for the other team... Not to mention all those blatant make-out sessions with Marcy underneath the bleachers...

Walnuts V: Assignment Miami Beach by UnknownEric 3-25-03

So. I see you've returned... seeking forgiveness. No. I just wanted to know if we could borrow your trampoline. Forgiveness is not something I give lightly, my friend. You have crossed the line of decent behavior. You have destroyed my will to live and still you seek forgiveness? Nay, forgiveness is not something you shall receive. For you have broken our bond of brotherhood, and this will not... nay, CAN NOT be forgiven. So, it's no on the trampoline then, huh?

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and the dramatic conclusion...

Walnuts 6: The Hits Just Keep On Coming by UnknownEric 3-25-03

Wait, Chuck, before you go, there's something I should tell you. *sigh* Go ahead. I was just fuckin' with ya. I didn't sleep with the little red-haired girl. Truly? Honestly? Nah. I hit it! *sigh*

CC 178: The SUKDBBCAPs by zaphodb_12 3-25-03

Welcome to the nth annaul stripcreator.com utility-knife dinner banquet benefit ceremony awards presentation! Yes, it's the SUKDBBCAP, and, once again, we are your default hostesses. Due to a dearth of PayPal donations, we were not able to afford a decent background--let alone the red carpet, the limos, the microphones... Hell, we don't even have any envelopes! Still, the winners will receive our everlasting love and affection* [love and affection given only in exchange for $5]. And now...the nominees for Best Use of Tobor in a Non-Cornholing Role!

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Uh... hey, that last one didn't come out quite right. Sorry.

It SHOULD be:

Walnuts: It'll Only Get Worse From Here by UnknownEric 3-26-03

Hey, Charlie. Hmm? Oh. Hi, Franklin. Look, I heard about what happened with Linus and your little red-haired girl. So I found you a new little red-haired girl to worship. Really? Where is she? Fuck you.

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There are some places a football shouldn't go by ObiJo 8-27-03

Hahaha! Haha. Ooo, yeah.

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CC 207: Red Meat goes really bad by kaufman 8-27-03

I heard a loud noise last night, looked outside, and saw your dog being bitten by a raccoon. Obviously, in a situation like this, there was only one thing to do. I ran her over to the vet, saw that her rabies shots were up-to-date, had them clean and bandage the wound, and took her back home. I love you, Milkman Dan.

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... by ObiJo 8-27-03

Dexter, honey, you aren't perchance hiding a lab, are you?

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CC 207: When Jokes Go Bad by Chi_The_Cynic 8-27-03

What do you do if you run over an Irishman? Reverse! No, you sick bastard! You take him to the nearest emergency ward! What were you thinking?

PvE by akirajim 8-27-03

Hey, Brent, I just got X-Box Live! You wanna come play my dad's review copy of Halo 3? Uh oh, Francis- watch out! Huh? Why? Scott Kurtz is beating off to his own work again.

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CC 207 : Looney Tunes Outtakes by niteowl 8-27-03

Ok Doc, here's what you do... Get yourself an ordinary carrot, like this one... Then you open your mouth and suck on that bad boy. Be careful of the gag reflex though... CUT! Mel, that was funny, but you are not Phoebe Cates...Ok?

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CC 207: The Family Circus Gone Wrong by Rabid_Weasle 8-27-03

Daddy... I spilled my juice on the rug... Well, you know what you have to do then. Yes daddy... Uncy Albert, I was naughty again...

CC 207: Good Grief! by Rabid_Weasle 8-27-03

Wah, whan whan whan wha whan. Whan wha wha, whan wha wha whan wha. Would you stop playing that trumpet and sell me some shoes!

CC 207: Hi and Lois - Scrapped Ideas by Rabid_Weasle 8-27-03

Chip, you're 17 now, and I think it's time we had a little talk. Wh-what? Did I do something wrong, Pop? No, it's just, well, sometimes a man can become very attracted a woman, and... Woa... wait a minute? Men are supposed to be attracted to women?

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CC 207: Soaps Gone Bad by kaufman 8-27-03

Rex Morgan M.D. It's still pretty inconclusive. You'd better keep coughing another minute or two. Gil Thorp Ok, Bob buys the cocaine, Sam and Lou gang-rape a cheerleader, Ed gets the Trig answers, you wedgie the waterboy from the goalposts. On two! Mary Wirthling

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All this time, I knew helmet reminded me of someone, but couldn't pinpoint who.

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B.C. (Before Comedy) by umfumdisi 8-28-03

Hey, B.C., how's your LOVE life? We all have our CROSSES to bear, Og. That bad? Well, why don't YOU try pleasing a woman without a VIABLE currency. Og asked about you today. How SWEET. Do we have any MONEY yet?

I think this old one

CC 167: Anus Only Club + Tribute To Johnny Hart by umfumdisi 1-27-03

My anus is bleeding. Ducks got anuses?? Hey, everybody! Ducks got anuses!

has too many sc refs to be a contender, but I'll post it anyway. Wow, have 50,223 comics been made between these two?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Bloom County Re-Revisited by umfumdisi 8-28-03

The econ sucks...... I have no bucks...... The war machine still thunders.... And every day.......... I hear Prez say... His Bush-O-Matic blunders. Go, Opus! (Bush seems to have no grasp...of his native tongue. His diction's just as bad as...that of an Englishmun!) Did I come here for cheesecake? The econ sucks...... I have no bucks...... But life is a reverie. Cause every day..... I hear Prez say..... "We are in Coventry." I think Prez meant to say, "We're in a recovery." Ack! Thppt!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Eyebeam 1 by kaufman 8-28-03

Eyebeam, I gathered up my ponytail and put it into a bun. Do you like it? Sally, I'm speechless.

Eyebeam 2 by kaufman 8-28-03

Didn't you promise you'd get a job, Ratliff? It's 3 PM and you still don't have your pants on. Actually, I did get a job. I'm headed for work now. A job where you wear no pants? Exactamundo. A guy's got to have his standards, you know. And what, dare I ask, will you be doing? Eyebeam, you are looking at the newest Portland Trail Blazer!

Eyebeam 3 by kaufman 8-28-03

Not now, Hank. I need to work on the Dotson defense. Bah! Let him fry.