So the kaddar2 characters have arrived. You might expect a little disorientation as they get used to their new community. Luckily, stripcreator has a mentoring program to help the new characters get into the swing of filling comics. Each one will have an established character assigned to help them out.

In fact, I can tell you, among the new characters, the following mentors have been assigned:

[list][*]amish - mrstinkybutt
[*]army - witch
[*]baby - 28
[*]blackgirl - russ
[*]cat2 - jesus
[*]catears - hadrosaur
[*]coyote - littlegirl
[*]darkelf - matador
[*]dog - toothgnip
[*]dwarf - mike
[*]fairy - butch
[*]geek - killersquirrel
[*]ghost - jael
[*]gnome - satan
[*]hero1 - elephant
[*]hero2 - bigevildan
[*]hippie4 - donkey
[*]host - spankling
[*]hunter - maura
[*]king - holly
[*]knight - deuce
[*]monk - diablo
[*]mouse - cthulhu
[*]ninja - indypete
[*]penguin - asiangirl1
[*]pirate - jon
[*]schoolgirl - fly
[*]sheep - spigot
[*]slime - rube
[*]toga - clango
[*]trenchcoat - deer
[*]upperclass - reaper
[*]valkyrie - cowboy
[*]viking - squirrel
[*]wizard - boozer
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The only rule of this contest is as follows: In each comic submitted as part of this contest, whether as an entry in itself or as part of a series, there must be a panel in which one of the kaddar2 characters listed above appears, along with his/her/its assigned mentor.
Other than that, you're as free as a bird(cage2). We'll judge midday Friday SC time.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 214 : The Axis of Eeeeeevil by niteowl 10-04-03

Now when chopping up your first victim, make sure to use a fluid downward swing. Right. Got it. So, what do you think of my credentials? Well, your beard is certainly evil enough. o/`He's got a plan, to take an many souls as he can, he sure ain't no flash in the pan, he's my hatchet man! o/` Encore! Encore!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Chicken of the See by ObiJo 10-04-03

Now that you are in the proper meditative position, I want you to let go of all your wants and expectations and just observe what is going on in your mind. What do you see? I see the universe collapsing and exploding to life again and again and again. The colors. My god - the colors. That is excellent. Gotcha!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This is the first time I've enter a competition because the forums were just opened to everyone recently.

CC 214: Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs gone wrong by fzh 10-04-03

God, that Snow White is so damn hot! Yeah, but she's obsessed with that "prince charming" guy. I don't think any of us stand a chance. Still, I'd give my soul to get her in bed. Hey, who's that guy behind you? Did you say something about selling your soul?

CC 214: Cthulhu returns XI by lukket 10-05-03

So I understand that you have come to me to seek knowledge of the utmost importance to you career? Yes, master. What wisdom have you come to seek. What knowledge do you expect to gain, my young apprentice? I just figured that Ackbar would have some good ideas on how to avoid traps. Ackbar!? You be cursed you little rodent. I am Cthulhu! Your entire family will be forever cursed! Rats.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 214: Abusive Baby by Zegota 10-05-03

Coochie coochie coo, what a cute little baby, adjudududududududu Who you calling a baby mofo? Wow, you can talk already? Don't change the subject you mindnumbingly stupid peter puffer, did you or did you not call me a baby? Well, yeah.... I'm gonna make you my bitch.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC 214: jealousy isn't loving and kind by areallystupidguy 10-05-03

meow. what? i'm a mentor to a cat?! surely there is some mistake! do i not deserve better, being jesus and all? oh well. i suppose that means everyone else got rocks or trees or cupcakes or something. yeah, that's it. yeehaw! say there jesus, have you meant the person i'm mentoring yet? hi! i'm tina! i'm going to seriously hurt somebody.

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It's grime time.

CC 214 Part I: John asks for guidance by codehappykid 10-05-03

Thank you for responding to my request for a mentor. Sure, kid, anytime. What do you want to know? How to hide the bodies? Actually, it's about this girl...her name is Suzy...and... Oh, I get it. You wanna whack her. You want an axe? No, I was thinking more like a good pick-up line. Oh, I get it. Go up to her and say this: "Baby, do you like serial murder as much as I do?"

CC 214 Part II: Psychotic sympathy by codehappykid 10-05-03

*ahem* Suzy, you are more beautiful than pi calculated to the 8-millionth decimal place. *ahem* When I think of you, I wet my pants. *sigh* It's not going to work, Killersquirrel. Hey, don't worry little buddy. Just let me know when you want her dead.

CC 214 Part III: The plot achieves a unique consistency by codehappykid 10-05-03

Use the line. Use the line. Hey, Suzy! Um... Oh my God! Hans! Bubble gum!

CC 214 Part IV: John uses the line by codehappykid 10-05-03

She left with Hans. She didn't even notice me. I know, ain't it a bitch? Do you like serial murder as much as I do? Right on, soul brother.

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HALPUU!

I won't win, but, blah, I'm entering anyway.

CC 214: Sailor Moon & GI Joe & The Fly COMBINED! Yeah. by Tom_D666 10-05-03

I am Sailor Moon! In the name of justice, I will destroy you! Because, uh, you do bad things, and stuff. KZZT! HATOOEY, BLUBBLUB Japanese Aniime ACTION! ACTION! ACTION! Kamikyamyamyamyiamyiamyiamia!!!! EEEE! Kids, if a fly is in your room, always attack it with punches and kicks, not a newspaper. REMEMBER - KNOWING, IS HALF THE BATTLE! EEEE!

Whoo.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CC 214: boinky teaches ninja by boinky33 10-05-03

I hope to fill these comics with excitment and wisdom, master boinky! Yes, well, here is your script. Let's hear it. Hey you dirty cunt, go fuck a dead goat and blow my grandpa, you sack of rotton elephant cum! EAT SHIT! Bra-vo!....*sniff*

I don't hate your comics. I just hate you. But I still think that my comics are better than yours, but I really like Rygo's new comic Wudion.

Mentor part 1 by Neno 10-05-03

Hello, sir, I'm new here.. And I am your mentor... why don't you tell me about yourself? Well, my name is Sir Frumpenstein the Second of New Scotts Illinois, and I came to seek knowledge and fame at stripcreator. I have a large family, with 11 wonderful children, and 3 beautiful wives... 3 hours later... ...I call the hairy mole on my butt Steven, after my first cousin on my second mother's side. Oh, my cousin is a clever rapscallion. Why, I remember the time he stole a whole box of cigars from... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Mentor part 2 by Neno 10-05-03

Some time later... ...Well, I have no more to say.. but I never did tell you about my first day of school. I was just a young scap, and I wasn't used to the idea that there were other people in the world, I thought... If this guy says one more word, I am going to kill him... ...however... SILENCE!!!!! I've HAD it with you! Prepare to meet your maker! ...My mum? That's it.. Prepare to die a painful death...

Mentor part 3 by Neno 10-05-03

ARGHH!!! *Shing Shing* Oh, hello, you must be the new guy. Why don't you tell me about yourself so I can torment you in the worst way imaginable. Well, my name is Sir Frumpenstein the Second of New Scotts Illinois, and I came to seek knowledge and fame at stripcreator. I have a large family, with 11 wonderful children, and 3 beautiful wives... Satan couldn't stand me, so he sent me back. Why don't I tell you about myself? I'm just going to jump off a cliff..

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Life sends us troubles, and we deal with them. When squirrels send us troubles, we head for the hills.

Down On The Farm by umfumdisi 10-05-03

MOO! And that's how you take a cow's temperature. I have much to learn.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hah!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Damnit, CC214, not CC2124...

CC2124: Jesus Loves All The Little Kitties by Matchbook_Romance 10-05-03

Oh Jesus, where were you when my mom went blind? Yeah about that, I was getting my cross repainted and my nails polished, let me make it up to you! MEOW! WATER?! I learned this back in the day, an old school trick, let me teach you how to walk on water. Jesus, you're 0 and 2 with me. 0 and 2. At least my wood looks nice.

CC 214: No Men Training by umfumdisi 10-05-03

I've killed millions, yet I'm more beloved than Bill Clinton! Welcome to Hell. RARRR!!! I"VE CORNHOLED MILLIONS, YET I'M MORE BELOVED THAN R2D2! Welcome to Hell. So, you listen to their story, and, if it's good enough, let them in. And you do this FOREVER. Got it? Welcome to my Hell.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Brought To You By ACME© by umfumdisi 10-06-03

twit-twit twittly-twit. ??? dumb ol' coyote

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 214: The Beat meets the Bleet (1) by mmyers 10-06-03

Hello? I'm trying to find my mentor. He was supposed to meet me here. I believe his name was Stinky Pete. Woe, daddy-o, nobody said nothing about animal cruelty, dig me pigmi? No. What the hell are you talking about? Your digs, dig? Wearing wool ain't cool, follow? But...I'm a sheep. I'm made of wool. No, daddy-o, that's what 'they' want you to think. Like "I'm my car, or my job, or my house, and these are the things that make me me" but that's jive, man. We are what we make ourselves.

CC 214: The Beat meets the Bleet (2) by mmyers 10-06-03

I'm a sheep, see? I'm a sheep and I'm made of wool. That's the thing, man, they want us all to be sheep, but you need to cast off your shackles, brother, and be free. Is there someone else around that I can talk to?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC214: Reverse Mentoring by umfumdisi 10-06-03

KEEEE-WAH! GNUNGE! YI-YI-YI-YAW! *huff* *puff* Not bad. But you must train harder in order to break the fourth wall.

CC214: Pederastin' Ain't Easy by umfumdisi 10-06-03

Say, Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Get lost, you homo-nonerectus! Say, Tommy, would you like to play "hide the microphone" with me? I'd say I'd hide my boot up yo' ass, but you'd like that. Gee, Spanks, molesting young boys looks a lot easier when you do it. Perhaps you try too hard, Asshopper.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 214: The Valhalla Saloon and Eatery by mmyers 10-06-03

Wha..where am I? Why yer in the place where Val-kie-rees go when they die, The Valhalla Saloon and Eatery, a subsidiary of TGI Fridays. What am I supposed to do here? Well, usually one person says something about rotor turbines and gravitons and such and the other says 'What the fuck are you talking about?' That's pretty much it. What? Look, little missy, eternity is gonna feel like a mighty long time if you can't get the hang of this. Ok, I'll start. "Them rotor turbines...

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This rings a bell by ObiJo 10-06-03

Toga, Toga! Clango, Clango! Clango? Toga? One's a mean greek from the hard streets of Athens. The other's a Scrabble prog gone just horribly horribly wrong. But this fall on Fox, they're one lean mean crimefighting machine! Tango and Cloga! Karate CHOP! You kick that ass, greek - you kick that ass!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 214 by SinatraFonzarelli2 10-06-03

Comic Contests are inane.

You probably shouldn't even bother reading mine.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

my second entry:

CC 214: Amish Paradise by areallystupidguy 10-06-03

lets see...where to start. well, on stripcreator you can be one of two things: an idiot who's comics are crap and for some reason doesn't like adult swim, or a smart and normal person. what is this adult swim of which you speak? you know. that cool block of cartoons late night on tv? i dont watch tv. ....im going to hate this job. wanna watch me churn butter?