Welcome to the fourth Finish this comic challenge!

Previous FTC's:
ftc#1
ftc#2
ftc#3

The rules of this award comeptition should be similar enough to Kaddar's runs:

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You may change the title if you want; an award may be given for good titles.

FTC #4: Fill in the Blanks by kaufman 10-16-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here?

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I am thinking of.

According to the rules, the zinger award is probably the most esteemed award. It means you have a great punchline, which is what this competition is about.

I'm planning on judging Wednesday night; I'll inform you of any changes.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC4The movie characters are always different from the books by KaddarComps 10-16-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? And just so you know, papa beard, MY porridge was too hot.

FTC #4: Catching Some "z's" by KaddarComps 10-16-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? And beezides, I was not zleeping, I was practeecing my french akzent. "zeeee"

First FTC attempt, don't know why it's my first... oh well, enjoy! =D

FTC #4: Sharing Is Daring by Matchbook_Romance 10-17-03

*Click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? We'll have to compromise and share. By the way, nice color on your boxers. Yeah I guess so, and thanks for the comment. By the way, what color are your boxers?

FTC 4: You can't go home again by boorite 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Oh, that's right. My folks sold this place 20 years ago. MOM!

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What others say about boorite!

FTC #4: 'Witness' To A Scene by UnknownEric 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower?

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I has a flavor!

FTC 4: Changing Rooms by Chi_The_Cynic 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Jes, man, have you started drinking absinthe again? I... I tried so hard... are you the green fairy?

Fletch Lives......in a Dumpster on my Street. by smamurai 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Hey, hey, hey look at us, we're squabbling like a homeless hobo and a scared little boy. Shame on both of us. Let's just call it OUR room. My wife and kids can stay in the wall-space. MOM! DAD! Chevy Chase circa 1975 is trying to steal our house again, and this time I think he's got AIDS! ......................... Are those my old shoes you're wearing?

Previous attempts had Dan Akroyd with Anorexia but I think you will find this one had more class.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Watchtower... hee hee

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What others say about boorite!

What's the word for what I've been? Zinged?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

FTC #4 : A dimension of sight by niteowl 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? I hope he doesn't start humming the Twilight Zone theme.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #4 : Punk'd by niteowl 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Um, you aren't a friend of Ashton Kutcher's, are you?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #4: Untitled by niteowl 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Well...um...You put chocolate in my peanut butter! NO! You put peanut butter in my chocolate!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC #4 : And you thought Kaufman was wierd... by Monkey_Matt 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Oh I forgot I'm in an online game. I brought the "Golden Crack Cocaine" you asked for. Thank you! As a reward, you get to watch me pole dance! Here we go!

Ok so no need to be in an online-game!

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How do you stuff 55 monkeys into a small fridge? Open the door, put the monkeys in, you close the door. Duh!

FTC#4: Sub-Contracting by umfumdisi 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Um, the tooth fairy got knocked up by a Cavity Creep. I'll give you a brewski for that molar.

FTC#4: I Can't Believe I Wrote The Whole Thing! by umfumdisi 10-17-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? I'm taking a survey for Tootsie Roll. How many licks does it take to get to the chocolatey center of your boxer shorts?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

SimLife (babelfish can't help, either) by Ahsirakh 10-18-03

*click* Zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Welcome to the world of The Sims, where we have no idea what the hell they're saying. Sheesh, God, I'm not sleeping in the same bed with this guy! Gonna get an expresso... At least I know that cup's beer, since our pee is blue.

FTC4: A mature conversation by Zegota 10-18-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing here? Oh really? Yeah, really!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

FTC#4: Fraternising by jes_lawson 10-18-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Ha ha! I never get tired of hearing that one, roomie! Say, we've challenged Phi Alpha Tau to a kegger, wanna come? Sure, just let me put some pants on first. On second thoughts, skip that...

FTC#4: Always read the fine print by jes_lawson 10-18-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? *Sigh* This is the last time I rent a room from eBay! The handling charges alone could have got you a suite at the Best Western.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Oh the shame. My first comic belongs 2/3 to somebody else...

FTC #4 by TheUglinessMen 10-18-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Please don't try to change the subject.

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I'm ugly. you're fat. You can lose weight.

Hehe...

FTC #4: The Doctor Is In by Matchbook_Romance 10-19-03

*Click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Are you gellin' ? Like Magellan!

Putting the Junior in Morton Downey by ObiJo 10-19-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Oops... Sorry about that. Whenever I start drinking I forget who got what in the divorce. I got the house, you got the payments.

The title's also my guess for the psychic award.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC #4: Kinky! by BigFrank105 10-18-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Agh, jeeze. I'm sorry Joe, but this role playing isn't doing anything for me. Can't we stick to normal sex? If you want, but I still think you should do it dressed as a garbage man and I should whip you with a sock full of chicken fat.

Please Be Tender With Me, M. Kaufman (Or: Love) by blad 10-19-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? I play by my own rules! Fair enough.

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

FTC 4: What a GREAT comeback, NERD! by Neno 10-19-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? More like, what are YOU doing in here, NERD!

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Life sends us troubles, and we deal with them. When squirrels send us troubles, we head for the hills.

Not sure if anyone will get the reference to House of Leaves. I haven't read the book myself, so this is only based on what I picked up from my sister constantly ranting about it.

FTC IV: Why is it a ~house~ of leaves? by fzh 10-19-03

*click* zzzzzzzzzzzz... Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room? This is MY room. What are you doing in here? Great. I've been wandering around in that hallway for five year, and when I finally find my way out MY FAMILY SOLD THE ~HOUSE~?