There is fire all over California. 2 Billion dollars in damage and 1600 homes burnt to the ground. They are evacuating all over my area, and are starting to evacuate my city. This got me thinking, if I had to leave my home, what would I take. So, why not start a chat?
What 3 items would you take if you were evacuated?

I would take:
My PS2
My Guitar
My Comic Book Collection

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I would take-

1) PS2
2) Devil Sticks
3) Favorite Clothing

1) Porn
2) Nipple clips
3) mAAk

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Poop.

PS2, and maybe my guitar. All I really care about is my PS2.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'd let it all burn. Getting new stuff is what insurance is all about.

1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Own fuzzy ass

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

1. guitar.
2. my geek crap.*
3. my CDs.

*this consists of video games, comic books, computer, anime, and all the other stuff i spend way to much money on.

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It's grime time.

By the way--Good luck, Ewwwww, I hope the fire skips around you.

quote:

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1. Wife
2. Kids
3. Own fuzzy ass

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1. PC
2. Studio monitors
3. Box of photographs

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1.Pictures
2.Laptop
3.Dance medals from Scotland

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

1. Wife
2. Dog
3. Cat

Everything else can be regotten, shiny and new, through the magic of insurance. I'm already starting to amass too much crap in my house anyway. And as for the house; yahoo! We were trying to sell it and nobody was biting. A vacant lot might be easier to pawn off. I wish my neigborhood was on fire.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

PS2,
Old-ass arthritic dog ( he walks like a pimp yo ),
Linguini + jar of pesto.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

-My own drawings
-My dog
-My collection of crazy novelty hats!!!!

My family can take care of themselves.

I thought boinky would say:

--Me
--Myself
--And my microphone!

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I'd say:

--My pregnant wife.
--My writings
--Photographs

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Wait, I change my answer:

-A turn table
-Another turn table
-An ice cream cone

a crow-bar,
a big sack (with or without the word 'SWAG' stitched into it),
some marshmallows.

Nothing like a good looting to save on the Christmas spending.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I would take nothing, because nothing really matters to me.

nothing? That's a funny name for an inflatable sex-doll.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Nate, are you just a poor boy from a poor family?

yup, and nobody likes me :(

1)Wedding pics
2)dogs
3)floppy disks with my writings on them

This is assuming that my wife is able to carry herself. I'd probably give her the pics and grab my guitar and maybe tie my records to the dogs, and maybe grab a few of my paintings.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I would take my cat, my terrapin and my Kajun Firefly costume, so that, you know, I could save hot chicks from their burning houses, then bone them like other superheroes should.

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Dad was flammable

If you fuckheads had done a little fuel abatement around your houses, they wouldn't be burning down. Nature is great, but a fifty foot wide sprinklered lawn between you and the million square feet of tinder is a good plan.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yeah, while i have sympathy for those who lost their homes, it amazes me how many people didnt clear around their homes or still had wood shingle roofs. they sure could have slowed the fire down if they would have taken some basic precautions.