Well, the last FTC featured a Christmas entry, so I figured I'd stick with that theme. And as such, I present this comic:

FTC #11: Template Comic by Rabid_Weasle 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time...

Rules:

-Fill in the last panel
-You can use the mirrored characters for the last panel
-No touching the other panels

There will be the usual awards, including the psychic award. Get to it!

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Poop.

FTC XI: I was just admiring your heini. by laughinginyourface 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the rum again. Uh oh, lets just hope he can't get into the stables this time ....and the dwarf said:"thats no genital warts! thats my wife!".... Ok im horny enough now. Anal?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

FTC11: Santa Gets His Groove On by Ewwwww 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Heheh....Hey there misses clause, I've got something to put in your stocking...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

When are you judging?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Oh, roight... hmmm... about a week. Maybe even as early as Monday.

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Poop.

FTC11: Queer Beard For The Straight Dear... by Ewwwww 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Oh my, those antlers do not go with those hooves! Santa, you need some help.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Heh... even used the extra "can't" =D

FTC #11: A Very, Very, Santa Story by Matchbook_Romance 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... Heyyyyyy.... Dasssssssshuuuuuuurrrrrrr... wanna "guide" myyy sleighhh tonighttt? He gets so frisk sometimes.

NaE: Boom by ObiJo 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Yes. Yes! YESSS!! My deer cannon is complete!! Bow before me, SINNERS! BOW BEFORE THE CLAUSE!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTCXI: A Fresh Hell by pslock 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... I REEALY LOOVE YOU, MAN!!!! SERIOUSLY, MAN...YOU'RE LIKE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME MAN...LIKE THAT TIME WITH THE FOG..*sniff*

FTCXI: The Fast and the Merry by pslock 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... *shhhhh!!* Alright...keep it quiet! Let's sneak out before anyone sees us! We've only got 10 minutes 'till start time! You know, Santa, this underground reindeer racing is really starting to hurt the team's morale.

FTCXI: Rock On by pslock 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Whoa...mind if I crash here, Rudy? I just had to get out of that workshop. Sure thing, man, I was just about to put on some Tull and crank the volume!

FTCXI: Bad Santa by pslock 11-26-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... *hic!* Alright...I'm back for your ass, pal! Get the cards out cuz we're having *hic!* it out tonight! 5 card stud as usual, and this time no *hic!* betting limits! Bring it on, old man. I can always use more of your dough. Heh heh..I guess the "wittle kiddies" will have to suffer this year...again! *snicker*

FTC11: Christmas Dinner by ivytheplant 11-27-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... Y'know...in Lapland... reindeer is a staple in the diet. And that fucking Mrs. Bitch-Claus never lets me have a decent burger... Why is he looking at me like that? And what's with the knife?

So, Rabid, by not touching the other panels, does that mean we HAVE to use that extra 'can't' in the second panel?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

:\ No... you can get rid of that...

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Poop.

FTC XI: Typothermia by kaufman 11-27-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... Sorry, Nicky, you know the rules -- if you don't manage to do the can-can for me, I'm not going to allow you into the stables.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC# 11: Well it worked last time... by thochaos 11-27-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... And what would you like for Christmas, little reindeer? I'd love for you to empty your sack all over me, big boy.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Hey now!

FTC #11: Do You Queer What I Queer? by MikeyG 11-28-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... Hey there, Rudy! I see your nose isn't red right now. No, but something else is, chubbs. Gimme some sugar, baby.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC #11-It should be called Santa-mas by mmyers 11-28-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope that he can't get into the stables this time... Now listen here, you little flying veal cutlet, you WILL guide my sleigh tonight or I'll wiggle my nose and plant my shit kickers in your chimney, got it? I'm not Rudolph, Santa, I keep telling you that. I'm Ricardo. Chill out.

FTC #11-The weather outside is frightful by mmyers 11-28-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope that he can't get into the stables this time... Hey there, it's Margarita Night down at Swinging Richard's. What say we don some gay apparel and head down there? Let me grab my sweater.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC #11 : Stupid Santa Tricks by niteowl 11-28-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Got your nose! Got your nose! Is that a cherry in between your forefinger and middle finger?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

1 man, three comics... just the way you like it!

FTC#11: Reindeer Torture by UnknownEric 11-29-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... ...so I says to the monsignor, "Hey, it's my anus." Don't you have any other jokes?

FTC#11: Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee... by UnknownEric 11-29-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... Hey hey, look look, I'm the stuttering gnome! Ha! You crack me up, bitch.

FTC#11: Santa Physics by UnknownEric 11-29-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" What the fuck are you talking about?

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I has a flavor!

FTC XI: A very Rabid Christmas by jes_lawson 11-27-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Wangs. Dongs.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

FTC XI: A very Rabid Christmas by jes_lawson 11-27-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Wangs. Dongs.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The fantastical adventures of Buck the deer.

Buck for a buck, Buck? When man talk like chicken, Buck about to get ass-raped for 1 dollar.

by smamurai, 12-01-03

Are you a leg or a breast man?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Dag nabbit!

FTC 11: When You Wish Upon a Starbucks... by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Yup. ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!

FTC XI: Silly is as silly does! by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Marco! Polo!

FTC XI: The Twelve Steps of Christmas by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... My good reindeer, to the sleigh. We have a Christmas to save. The real Santa is passed out naked on the porch. Brian Dennehy? I LOVED you in FX/2!

FTC 11: Oh Little Town of Bacardi by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Hello! Itsha timfer snuffin sassij inna bumcave. You had me at 'hello'.

FTC 11: God Rest Ye Very Mental Ben by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Think they'll make a sequel to Gigli? Man, you really need to lay off the sauce. I'd rather you raped me again than talk about that movie.