Hath Got The Gay by Denyer 12-04-03

Hi Paul. Sup? I just heard you were gay. Well, yeah.. but come on man, we've been friends like 10 years, It shouldn't change anything. I'm still gonna kick your ass. That's understandable.

Makes Me Sin, Awards Me Pain by Denyer 12-04-03

I hope you don't mind I told people you were gay. No, I love getting beat up while being called a fag. Oh. Is that some kind of homo masochist thing?

Should not YOU? by Denyer 12-04-03

How can you be gay? I mean.. you play football! What's your point? Shouldn't you be like... Having a tea party or something?

No YOU In This Team by Denyer 12-04-03

Paul, what the hell are you doing here? I don't know about you, but I come to training to train. Not anymore, you're off the team dude. What... Why? Do I really need to tell you? Not really, no.

Newly Entertain'd Revenge by Denyer 12-04-03

I'm here with local teenager, Paul Denyer, who arrived on the scene moments after all the dickwad jocks were hacked to death. Possibly with a scythe of some sort. Sup? And you have no idea who could have done it? Nope. Shocking...

You suck.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Do I suck because I like it, or do I like it because I suck?

The third one was good, the second one was better and the rest were average to okay!

(That's not bad coming from me, I hate most everything)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

This guy sucks like dcom.

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Poop.

Off to a great start I would say.

White Bread by Denyer 12-06-03

Aren't your parents away for the weekend? Yeah. Why don't you have a party or something while they're gone? Because everyone hates me now you told them I'm gay. Oh yeah.

Whole Wheat by Denyer 12-06-03

Hey Paul, I heard you parents are gone for the weekend. Yeah, they are. We HAVE to have a party here. What... really? That's awesome. Yeah! You don't mind leaving for tonight do you?

No Matter How You Slice It by Denyer 12-06-03

Hey, you want to get really drunk and break everything? Hell yeah! There's so much cool shit to break here. I know! Paul has such a great house! Well, what do you expect from a fag?

Loafing Around by Denyer 12-06-03

I'm so glad we kicked that faggot Paul out. Yeah. You want to go make out in his closet? Sure! Please don't.

I Propose a Toast by Denyer 12-06-03

Looks like I'm being forced out of the closet again. I bet this is where he keeps his cowboy pants! Uh... hi? Paul.. did I say you could hide in your closet? No. So fuck off. You have no right to be here.

Croutony by Denyer 12-06-03

We are live here on FCN Local, where a bunch of asshole jocks were just hacked to death for the second time this week. I'm here with Paul Denyer who was present at the time. That's right. Can you tell us what happened? Well my parents are away for the weekend, so I had some friends over to get drunk and have sex... I guess my parents are gonna find out now. Anyway, this psycho just came in and scythed everyone. Shocking... I hope they catch the guy who did this.

i love it, i love it, i love it

You would. (lewl)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I don't know Denyer but I thought this was an enjoyable series. Here we have a seemingly stable, likable gay kid who is so harassed by the low-minded, self-centered breeders he is surrounded by that he eventually hacks them to bits. But thanks to our lame-ass, brainless culture he's never caught even when plastered with blood.

The irony of the only reasonable person - the hero - being the murderer is rich. I didn't laugh so much as I just enjoyed them. I hope Denyer doesn't turn out to be a mope or a dork or gay or something.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Loafing Around" is awesome.

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Sex Piano.

I uh... not likely.

Hey! It's OK with us that your gay! Put down that ax!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah Spankling is right, I think by now everyone *thinks* I'm gay, and I seem to be fine.

You are what you are, and what you are, is yourself!

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Is it wrong to laugh?