Does anyone know if there is a Metallica's greatest hits cd cause i WANT ONE REALLY BAD :)

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allmusic.com

google.com

These are a few websites which can be very helpful in such cases as yours.

Oooh.

Oooh how I hate this band.

Oooh.

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Yeah, it's called "MEDIOCREICA: THE 'BEST' OF METALLICA'S 'COMMERCIAL YEARS.'" It comes free with Lars Ulrich begging to do a line of coke off your tits.

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I has a flavor!

That sounds like a whole series of comics in the bag right there.

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Poop.

agh god this is embarassing.....

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Lars Ulrich is such a funny looking dude. I wonder if that's why he's so bitter and determined to have 12 year olds sued for downloading his "music" and cries if he can't buy that sixth winter mansion in the alps.

It surely is a trying time for the overpaid corporate whores like Ulrich who monopolize the music industry (which now seems to be exclusively owned by 'Sony' tm and friends).

To show my sorrow, I will play the smallest violin in the world. :/

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See, Lars Ulrich is what rational people and Bill Hicks fans like to call a 'Demon Put on this Earth to LOWER OUR COLLECTIVE STANDARDS'. Lars has beady little Demon eyes, a piggy snout, and is quite possibly the most pretentious person on the planet next to Michael Stipe. The difference is that Michael Stipe CAN be pretentious because he's highly intelligent. Seriously. Metallica used to have beautiful, sweeping, almost orchestral parts of their music. They used to have real beauty in it. Someone used to put their soul into that music. The soul that was there took a steaming crap on every member of that band and died.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I blame the lure of MTV glory for Metallica's downfall. It all went downhill after they made the "One" video. Don't get me wrong, it's a decent vid...but they were never the same after that.

These comics sum up how I feel about Selloutica...

Fade to (In The) Black by niteowl 8-17-03

RAARRR! I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT METALLICA. BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, THEY WROTE SONGS ABOUT GREED, CORRUPTION AND HOW "JUSTICE WAS CORNHOLED"...ER RAPED. THEY LET PEOPLE TAPE THEIR LIVE SHOWS. THEY MADE A EP AND VIDEO WITH SET PRICES SO THEIR FANS WOULDN'T HAVE TO OVERPAY. NOW THEY'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY. ZAPPA IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW.

Fade to (In The) Black Revisited by niteowl 12-09-03

RAARRRR! LET'S TALK SOME MORE ABOUT METALLICA. THEY WERE AN UNDERGROUND SENSATION THRU MUCH OF THE EARLY 80'S. THEN THEY CAVED IN AND MADE A VIDEO FOR THE SONG "ONE" IN 1988. IT'S QUITE IRONIC NOW THAT "BREADFAN" WAS THE B-SIDE TO THE "ONE" SINGLE.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Get the S&M CD,but youll never be a metallica fan in my eyes unless you have all the cds! well not the st anger, or load, or reaload.... im going to cry now while listening to master of puppets

...This all just reminds me of how bad metallica sucks now...:(

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I don't care for Metallica, but you have to admit they've influenced a lot of hard rock (which I don't care for, either. Except Tool. Go Tool!)

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Sex Piano.

"YAY TOOL!"
"Did someone say Tool? They are gods!"
"I love Tool too!"
"We're so original because we like Tool."
"Tool is perfection!"
"Meh. Tool is okay."
"KILL THE BLASPHEMER!"

Stupid prog rock bands.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wait....

Metallica..

Is that the band who's songs sound like o/` Danh dah dah DAHNNN danh dah dah DAHNNN, dah dah DAHHH dah dah DAHHHH .. DANNHHHHH *tapitta**tapitta**tapitta**tapitta**tapitta**tapitta**tapitta* *WHACK* o/`

or the band who's songs sound like o/` Dunh Dunh DAHNNN, dunh dunh DAHNNN, dunh duh duh DAHNNN, *tapppa*tippa*tappa* "UNH!" o/` ?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

no...not really

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Tool is a poor example of prog rock :(
but an ok band.

Stop pickin on prog rock.

But it wears those glasses, and its mother dresses it funny!

Oh wait, that's emo...

DragonXero, you suck for reasons other than your dislike of Tool. Tool is probably one of the last actual good bands out there right now. If Rage was back together, there'd be fucking 2 of them. WHat do you listen to, extactly?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

OMGNO NO NO RAGE IS TEH SUCK

sorry, personal tastes are interfering with my maturity right now.

I never said I didn't like Tool. I dislike the insane worship of the band when it's not really that great. It's one of the last decent bands on the radio, yes.

As for what I listen to; Borknagar, Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden, Nevermore, Iced Earth, Gamma Ray, Therion, Tristania, Moonspell... I'll leave it at that short list.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DX is so metal he bleeds liquid copper.

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Poop.

Yes, I do prefer metal, but I also like Classical, old country (some), a bit of punk, a lot old and hard rock... I just think that metal is some sort of gift to music.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i dont like satanic music! its to depressing...ok

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Yeah, Borknagar's just sooo satanic. Hey DX, let's get even more satanic and listen to some Candlemass.

SRY FOR INSULTING U..I JUST DONT LIKE SATANIC MUSIC!:)

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