Wow! Last night, I ding-dong ditched, got pots and pans and banged em' to hell, and plugged in my friends guitar and started playing Crazy Train (for bass). What did you guys do?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

fucked your grandmas daughter

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'all that i remember of new years']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I gave a handjob to my grandad's grandson.

[Click to view comic: 'Not with a bang, but a whimper']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Yay For New Years']

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Poop.

But... I don't write "cheques".

I sometimes write "checks" when I need to pay rent or something.

But never "cheques".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FUCKING AMERICANS!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah, we suck the "u" out of everything.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT NEEDED!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

:O

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Poop.

It looks better.

/year

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Shit Happening

More Shit Gonna Happen

Well, I guess we gotta leave the tag open.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My new year's resolution:

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

NOW I know where I recognize you from, dcom! You're the guy who writes the review snippets for movies and books!

The actual quoted version for the movie would be as follows:

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

DENIED

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

quote:

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Yeah, we sck the "" ot of everything.

BECASE IT'S NOT NEEDED!

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Oddly enough, I watched Dreamcatcher on New Year's Eve night, and it was a shit end to a shitty year. I advice no one to cheque it out.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Its "check". :)

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I saw a bondage fetish show where the "ball dropping" ceremony involved a couple of guys being lifted into the air via hooks strung through the skin of their backs.

Sadly, I didn't see Spankling there.

I went to Montreal with a buncha people and got a Hotel room at the Sheraton. I hooked up with four different girls. Three of which I didn't know before that day, and two of them at the same time. I saw a live lesbian show at a stripclub and went to a bar where I almost got my ass kicked and then I went clubbing just in time for 2004 to ring its ass in. I pissed in the front section of a bank all over an ATM machine. And then we went back to the Hotel room and trashed it beyond recognition.

And the worst thing is I'm not making any of that up. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pray God for forgiveness.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I stayed at home and chatted with you cunts. And then watched Dogma on teh CBC.

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Poop.

I went to a casino. I was sick, so I didn't enjoy myself much.

I did have some champagne, and won some money though.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

We rented a hotel room, and didn't trash it. We're not rock stars here. The morning after, I was the best dressed person eating cold waffles at the Quickstart breakfast buffet.

I just have to mention I looked totally hot all night.

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Mediocrity at its most average.