Bargaintuan: Every Halloween, the ghost of Bargaintuan comes out of the grave and does the macarana. It happened a couple of times on Arbour Day, too.
Ewwwww: Ewwwww became the first man to juggle 7 dead wombats while riding a pony. Nobody cared.
mAAk: mAAk became the first openly homosexual president of Norway. Last year he was found dead in his Hollywood penthouse from choking on a big, black cock.
little_kitty: After showing everybody in the whole world her boobs, little_kitty found no reason to live anymore. She shot herself in the face with an elephant gun and died instantly.
boinky33: After being honored with the "Sexiest motherfucker in the universe" award, boinky33 opened his own chain of family restaurants. He now resides in Milwaukee with 19 children.
boorite: boorite gained alot of money in the stock-market, but quickly lost it all by feeding it to his tropical goats. He now has a career in intentionally jumping infront of famous people's cars.
Kaddar: Kaddar finally broke through with his art when he started to work for Disney until he had to quit 2 weeks later when his hands were cut off due to severe gambling debts. He also smells.
JrnymnNate: Nate died of a rare skin diesese and learned that he was all wrong about religion and that Keebler elves ran the universe. He is currently burning in Hell.
niteowl: Niteowl watched the entire first season of Kim Possible in one sitting and has never been the same since.
DragonXero: DragonXero became a very famous country music star and was asked to perform for the president. As a joke, he went on stage and whipped out his genitalia. He has been missing since June.
ObiJo: ObiJo has assasinated 500 ninjas this year alone.
