The Fourway! Part two of four by dcomposed 1-07-04

Was that fun in my ass? It was like my own amusement park! Now, let's get to saving the world! Alright, what do I have to do? You have to break into the liquor store and take all the beer in there. How's that going to save the world? It's not, I just need to get drunk enough to forget being in your ass before we start.

the fourway!!!1!! part three of 4 by areallystupidguy 1-07-04

wow! that was some great beer! now lets get going! alright! much later... just where the hell are we going? i dunno. i was thinking of asking YOU that a couple months ago when we passed through nebraska...

The Fourway Part Four by Rabid_Weasle 1-07-04

Couple months ago? I thought they said we'd all be dead in 12 hours? Hmm... Sorry, my watch is fast.

:O!!! What will happen next?!

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The Fourway is now a... SEVEN way!

The Fourway Part Five by MikeyG 1-08-04

So that means we have no idea how much longer we'll live? I guess we'll just have to hope it's not in five minutes. Wait, what's that smell? Do you smell something? Yeah, actually... Wait a second... What kind of cave IS this...? Ow! My ass hurts all of a sudden. Here, let me take a look...

Foursome! Part 7 by jools 1-08-04

*squelch* *squelch* Hmmm.... It feels... ARGH! IT BIT ME! Later, at the Goatseton Proctology Clinic... Is it serious Doc? Vell, ve'll have to operate... Velcome, ladies und gentlemen, to ze OPERATING THEATRE! *wild applause*

Foursome - Part 8 by BigEvilDan 1-08-04

What's going on? The ass is getting restless. We have little time. Time for what? We need to get to the brain. The fate of our entire planet rests in the head of our host. wangs Shut up.

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Is that gay couple supposed to be dcom and rabid?

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The man wins a prize!

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Yay!

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More hijinks. If you wanna contribute a part pm me.

Teh Fourway!!!!111!!111one!!111! Part nine (of four) by dcomposed 1-08-04

So this is the brain, huh? Yup. I can't find anything up here. Here, poke around with my arm, I don't need it. I guess they were right about saying no to drugs.

Fourway and Eleven Parts Ago by BigEvilDan 1-08-04

What happened to the squirrel? HE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THIS PLACE AND SENT ELSEWHERE!! W-where am I? Man, I have a headache. Man, I have a strange craving for nuts.

Fourwizzay Part 12 of 4 by GlazeYaDeadDonut 1-08-04

What a coincidence! I have a strange craving for an old man to put my nuts in his mouth. I wonder why that is... Oh, hey brad.

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The fourway continues!! w00p! w00p!

Phourweigh Pt. 14 by MikeyG 1-09-04

I don't believe you, hairbag! The world is coming to an end! All right, I'm not the squirrel. I never went to Tibet, either. I, like most people here, went into Dcom's ass. Except I got lost. Jesus! Dcom's ass is like Mel Gibson's house-thingy in Lethal Weapon! I know! It looks so small from the outside, but once you're in it's like extradimensional. Now we're in Dcom's brain, and out of all the implausibilities, the salvation of the world is allegedly in here. Yeah, sounds like bullshit to me, too. This is Dcom we're talking about. Let's head back to the ass.

Fatal Four-way: part the 15th by mmyers 1-09-04

Brad follows closely behind... Looks like we're lost, Brad. I'm guessing we're in the colon somewhere. I...hey, what the hell is that? Nevermind Smoke-em. Smoke-em is going away now. Don't hurt, Smoke-em. We're not going to hurt you. We're trying to find our way to dcom's butt...or find a way to save the universe, we're not really picky. Smoke-em can take you. Smoke-em can take you to the precious. You follow Smoke-em, he take you to the precious. Hey, has anyone seen my cigarette? Good grief, this is exactly the feeling I got the last time that someone crammed a lit cigarette in my butt. Better not to ask the circumstances.

jools is part 16, even though it says 15!

FOURWAY!!! Part the fifteenst by jools 1-09-04

You better not be lying... Oh, no! Smoke-em would never do that! It's... Oh my God... Here is my precioussss!! You know, zis whole situation reminds me of when I was a child, and my sister Helga stuck a... AIII!! Something clicked!

This series will be concluded in a blockbuster EIGHT way complete with EXPLOSIONS, SEX, VIOLENCE, DRUGS and RECTUMS!!! Coming to you with a collectors edition, glow in the dark, hologram, foil cover!!

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The Fourish Way #17 by MikeyG 1-09-04

Hey! I've come to fix stuff! Um...okay. Why did they send YOU? The Doc said that the only one familiar enough with Dcom's ass to find what you're looking for is me! Well, Smoke-em over here was just going to show us the way. What are you going to do? WANGS! That's REALLY not going to help.

Fourway's Treat (#18) by kaufman 1-09-04

Now let me get this straight. We are inside dcom's butt? Yessss we isssss, nice smelly buttses. But yet, you are dcom's butt. How can that be? Am butt inside self ... must recursesss ... needs time, time, preciousss ... does not compute ... not computsesss...

THE MAGNIFICENT EIGHTWAY! Part 20 by jools 1-09-04

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. Yesssss... ssssuck me! You wantss a drag, you knowsss it! Anyway, I'm fine for smokes... NOO!! NOT CAMELSSSS!!! THE SSSIGHT! IT BURNSSSS!! AAAAAH!!! I think I haf diagnosed your problem. You seem to suffer from acute Kaufmanitis. Your body is completely infested vis bad puns. Oh no Doc! Is it serious?

The Fab Four - Part 21 by MikeyG 1-09-04

Vell, ze remedy is und der zimple kind, but ze coseqvences are great. Oh, man. I hope I don't have to watch Gigli again. Ja, Herr Zombie, joo must vatch der bomben. Dis vill also save der vorld. Joo have no choice! Crap! I don't think I can take it this time! How am I going to watch it without vomiting? There's a swtich that says, "Rational Thought" here, and it's in the 'on' position.

THE CONCLUSION... coming soon!

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What's a Fourway? About 22 Parts. by BigEvilDan 1-09-04

Yes, you must turn off the switch so we can watch the precious. And that's supposed to save the world? What kind of complicated system is that? Wait, watch Gigli to save the world? What the hell am I talking about? Beats me. Switch goes on, switch goes off. Switch goes on, switch goes off...

I'm an idiot. The one below is actually part 23.

This series will end with part 25. Two parts left!

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I thought I was supposed to be making comic in here somewhere... :(

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Wanna help me do the conclusion??

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THE FOURWAY ENDS HERE!!! AT 28 PARTS!!!

Dee Fourway Part (twenty)Four of Four by dcomposed 1-09-04

Only one minute left before all life on Earth dies, we should start watching Gigli! One minute into Gigli It's good being dead! Now, there's still that matter of getting laid. Where's a dead girl when you need one?

The Fourway - Part 25 Yaaay! by Rabid_Weasle 1-09-04

So... yeah... about that saving the world? Have we even explained why or how we need to? No. If bathroom walls are dull, wash the tiles with a solution of vinegar and water.

My Way Or The Fourway (Part 26) by BigEvilDan 1-09-04

What's going on? I am The Ass, and you are The One. Everything that has happened has happened to bring you here. Bring me here? Why? Because you must make a choice. The fate of the world rests in your hands. First the fate of the world rested in dcom's head, then Gigli. Would you make up your damn mind? Look, if you'd rather let J-Lo decide, that's fine with me.

.... And the SENSE SHATTERING conclusion by our own dcomposed!

Teh Fourway Part 28 of 4 (Conclusion) by dcomposed 1-09-04

Okay, now I've been in your ass too. Tell me how to save the world. Also, can you tell me how we all fit in dcom's ass? And how we're not drowning in his bladder? And how the squirrel got back from the scientist's brain to dcom's, and why the scientist's accent keeps changing, and is dcom ever going to get laid? I have the answers to all of these questions and more...

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Yay!

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As an added bonus (and because I'm sick and have nothing better to do this Friday night), I'm going to do a tally of the participants and the parts they did.

Total Participants:

9.

Participants in order of how many parts they did:

Inflatable_Man: (7 parts)
dcomposed/GlazeYaDeadDonut: (5 parts)
MikeyG: (4 parts)
BigEvilDan: (4 parts)
jools: (3 parts)
Rabid_Weasle: (2 parts)
areallystupidguy: (1 part)
mmyers: (1 part)
kaufman: (1 part)

Hope everyone enjoyed it.

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kaufman graced us with an epilogue:

Fourwepilogue by kaufman 1-09-04

Good night, Jen. Good night, Ben.

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My comics were the best. All your comics were just the garnish to my main course.

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