Database crash today combined with time issues after the reboot. All in all, an awesome day. Let me know if anything's still broken.

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www.bradsucks.net

I'm sorry. I'll stop feeding the server donuts.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My heart.

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Dad was flammable

I also became a donor today. Coincidence? I think not. I give stripcreator indigestion.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

When I donate, the sever will explode.

But that might have more to do with hell freezing over.

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Poop.

My penis is worth a thousand words.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

All synonymous with tiny.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

There's a thousand synonymous for my penis?? HOLY RECTAL ITCHES, BATMAN!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

It's kind of like the Eskimos.

No, not the thousand synonyms--it's that they have small penises.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

There's a thousand synonymous for my penis?? HOLY RECTAL ITCHES, BATMAN!

"Tiny" "Small" "miniature" "inverted" "microscopic"... shall I go on?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes. You're making me hot.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I officially protest the previous adjectives and state that Atheist's penis is closer to mungo and skookum. Perhaps even behemothic.

You know it's true love when your woman publicly defends Satan.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.