Sorry for the delay people.

Ok the rules have been set in gravy by now, but I'll repeat them anyway because Ive altered the format slightly.

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Ive left the last panel completely blank. Fill this in anyway you like (add any characters, background, text you want.

Usual trophy's will be awarded, including the title award

If people find this one too difficult give me a shout and I'll create an alternative one

Bonus 1up question will come later on today.

FTC 18: Template by TheGovernor 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something.

And judging will take place next tuesday.
Good Luck all.

FTC 18 by dcomposed 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Here you go sir, a fresh batch of "wangs".

My first FTC comic may as well be about wangs.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

FTC 18: Breakfast, Lunch and Donner by kaufman 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Wait a minute ... what kind of dietary requirement involves fast-food servers? *urp*

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 18: McGonads. by smamurai 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Just ask, if you like it I can make you up a doggy bag to go. Actually a doggy bag sounds delicious. I will take two of your dog scrotums, one with extra testicles and hold the mayo.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

My last one should win the Tobor Award, if nothing else.
I don't expect the first to do anything but amuse Sagar, which it has already done.

FTC #18: Dig-ing for a winner by IB_XC 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Digger&ID=154660 gives me j00 peen n we make bebes

FTC #18: Spicy by IB_XC 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. 'Ow bout some 'aggis, laddie?!

FTC #18: Meow? by IB_XC 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. What do you mean you need to borrow my cat?

FTC #18: Stripcreator Stew by IB_XC 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I'd like some wangs, dongs, pink donkeys, pedantic men, and cornholing robots. Also, I'd you to dance nude on the counter while you call me Brad.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Honest, IB_XC, I thought this one up at lunch before seeing yours.

FTC 18: Friends of Mao W. by kaufman 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I hope this isn't another one of those "eating pussy" jokes. Oh no, sir, it's far worse. You know how alcoholics need to have liquor? Well, this guy's a practicing CATholic.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No problem, it's pretty good. Now, there are two with the Amish guy trying to eat kaufman's cat, so there's another that's inevitable, but I'm posting this one first. It's terrible in many ways (as the title suggests) but it works.

FTC #18: Horrible in many ways by IB_XC 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Give me the baby! I ATE A BABY!!! Are you sure? This one's a little crabby.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

FTC 18: A music joke from Eric? Nah... by UnknownEric 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Something in the way she mooooves... Can you sing it like Joe Cocker?

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I has a flavor!

FCT 18- Have it your way by mmyers 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I'm telling you he asked for a tossed salad. He said he really wanted a tossed salad. Allright, give me a couple of minutes to warm up my lips and I'll be right out. "Rubber baby buggy bumpers" La-la-la-la. Blllbbbb, blllbbbbb. Zig-a-zig-ahhh.

FCT= Fond of Carroty Things

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

1up Question.

What film is this photoshopped picture from? I'll post a slightly less messed up one each day until someone gets it.

FTC18 by ObiJo 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. So what did you get? Dysentery.

I have no idea on the bonus question, but I'll guess these:

-Ghostbusters
-Raiders of the Lost Ark
-The Ten Commandments

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC 18: In Jokes, It's What's For Dinner by Rabid_Weasle 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. AHA! It's me Jesus!

FTC 18: red-gister-r, It's What's For Dinner by Rabid_Weasle 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. You want to eat me? AHA! It's me Cthulhu!

My guesses:

Eraserhead
Young Frankenstein

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Poop.

FTC 18: Hot Sweet Asses by DragonXero 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I'm sorry sir, my hot sweet ass is not available at the time. Okay then, how about the coat check lad?

My guess: The Paris Hilton porn tape.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTC #18 : Give that bitch a Twinkie already! by niteowl 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. The amish guy out there wants the Kate Moss special... Alrighty...One empty plate, coming up!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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1up Question.

What film is this photoshopped picture from? I'll post a slightly less messed up one each day until someone gets it.

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FTC 18: Hey, It won the last contest, right? by fzh 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Well you see there were these two gangs, the JETS and the SHARKS...

FTC #18: Mush Have Been Something I Ate by Zaster 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Best mushrooms I've ever had. My compliments to the chef!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hippie by DragonXero 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Veggie burger and vegan fries. Would you like an orange juice with that sir? Orange juice? What do you think I am? Some sort of hippie?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTC 18: Ingest Organic Matter, Sustain Human Metabolism by Zaster 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Just kidding, sir. This is a White Castle! Nothing here is actually intended for human consumption. Guess I'll have a diet coke to go then.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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1up Question.

What film is this photoshopped picture from? I'll post a slightly less messed up one each day until someone gets it.

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Hmm...I see green...the Matrix?

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FTC 18: Tender Vittles by Zaster 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Dude wants veal roasted to tender perfection. Whatever! One slab-o-cat coming right up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 18: Why I Hate CROSSovers by AtheistDiary 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. AHA! It is I, Jesus! I can't believe I didn't see that one coming.

And my guesses:

- Fight Club
- Jesus Christ Super Star
- Lord of the Rings (any of them)
- Seven (or Se7en)
- Pirates of the Carribean
- Dickman Fights Lesbians
- Shindler's List
- Saving Private Ryan
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood
- Strawberry Short Cake
- It's a Very Shitty Porno, Charlie Brown!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #18: "More Proof That Toast is Good For You Colon" by possums 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. In the kitchen... Look, Catanzo. For the last time! He wants a cup of lentil soup and not fucking toast!!! WHAT IS BE YOU THE SAY?!!?! MAN NEED TOAST!!! IT IS BE BENEFICIAL FOR HER COLON!!!!! HEE HAWNK!!! HEEEE HAWNK!!!!!

who submitted that damn horse anyway?

That looks either like Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist or the Paris Hilton tape.

My 1up guess :

Alien 3.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I ALREADY GUESSED THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE!!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.