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mmyers
Passing through.

Member Rated:

You have your own personal way-back machine in the form of that little Random button on the top of the page. We're going to use it.

Push the Random button and whatever comic comes up, change one panel and make it better. Please post the original comic along with your changed comic. Bonus points for making a particular sucky comic funny again. That's the way Mr Peabody would want it.

You may be saying to yourself, "Self, someone already did a CC very similar to this one." My answer is, "No they didn't, because I went back and changed history. That never happened." Also I'd say, "Quit your bitchin' and make a comic."

Judging to be Wednesday.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

2-12-04 7:32am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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HAHANAILFACE by sevun
1-01-03
One fine day in the park...
O SHITFUX ***PAIN***
WUT TEH FUK WERE U THINKING
OMFUX
OMGAD YOU DID IT AGIN AND LEWK WHAT HAPPENS
DO NOT PAS GO... GO TO HEL
HI PAL WAT HAPPEN TO U?
STEWPID HOME DEPO AND THER NAILS #netsplit

CC232 - HAHANAILFACE by kramer_vs_kramer
2-12-04
One fine day in the park...
O SHITFUX ***PAIN***
WUT TEH FUK WERE U THINKING
OMFUX
OMGAD YOU DID IT AGIN AND LEWK WHAT HAPPENS
Thank fuck he's gone. All that shouting was giving me a migrane.

2-12-04 8:22am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Just four words made this one funnier...

weridness beoned all resson by DL_Rockclaw
2-09-03

CC232: weridness beoned all resson by UnknownEric
2-12-04
Obsession. By Calvin Klein.

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I has a flavor!

2-12-04 8:32am (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

Member Rated:

I pidy dat fwool who gtz 2 randomize my commax.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

2-12-04 8:37am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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TEH SAGA CONFINUES by RPM
10-07-01
WHERE DID RPM GO??
HE MUST HAT ME OH SO SAD
AM PRISONAR OF LOVE!!!

CC232: TEH SAGA CONFINUES by UnknownEric
2-12-04
WHERE DID RPM GO??
HE MUST HAT ME OH SO SAD
Can I help you?
Yes, I'm looking for a hat of the "OH SO SAD" variety.

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I has a flavor!

2-12-04 8:48am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

Of course the first thing the randomizer brought me was a boorite classic that could stand no inprovement. Instead, I will start with this timely piece of renovation:

The path to competence in beer drinking : lesson four (cont) by Ciaran
10-11-03
Get out of my way.
Axe nicely.
What did you say?!
I said, axe nicely.
Fuck off!

The path to competence in beer drinking : lesson four (rev.) by kaufman
2-12-04
Get out of my way.
Axe nicely.
What did you say?!
I said, axe nicely.
And I'm carving you into little heart and diamond-shaped chunks of meat, just in time to give to your sweetie on Valentine's day.
Oh, thank you so very much.

Oh, and UnknownEric: That was great.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

2-12-04 8:49am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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strive for the bizzare. by teh_quabb
1-06-02
TICKET FOR YOU!!!
arf!
THE PANTS ARE HOT, AS IN HOTPANTS!
arf!
HOTPANTS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arf!

CC232: strive for the bizzare. by UnknownEric
2-12-04
TICKET FOR YOU!!!
arf!
THE PANTS ARE HOT, AS IN HOTPANTS!
arf!
Okay now seriously, are you gonna suck my cock or not?

kaufman: Thanks! :)

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I has a flavor!

2-12-04 8:54am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Actually, the original here might have been ok if the last panel's dialogue were properly aligned. However ...

hair.... by seoultigre
8-27-02
woah..is that a mullet?
woah.. is that a pompadour??
actually, its a mohawk, assholes.

hair.... by kaufman
2-12-04
woah..is that a mullet?
woah.. is that a pompadour??
Aha! It is me, a ponytail!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

2-12-04 9:07am (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

The Hymen Part I by Squalls_Lover
9-03-02
Laura discovers a broken something.
AAAAAHHHH!!
What's wrong Laura!?
Uhm...mom...can you...change my bed sheets and ignore the red icky stuff that's on it?
Laura are you okay?
I'm sorry mom, I couldn't help it!
Laura...what have you done...

The Hymen Part I by EvilZak
2-12-04
Laura discovers a broken something.
AAAAAHHHH!!
What's wrong Laura!?
Uhm...mom...can you...change my bed sheets and ignore the red icky stuff that's on it?
Laura are you okay?
Hahaha! Goatse bedsheets ROCK!

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AFROMANS MOVE

2-12-04 9:37am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

Tentacle Porn and You by Yetty
2-28-01
Ponderation Nation
Look at my vagina! It is very powerful!
Hmmmmm. Poon is rather interesting.
What happened to perfect dream?
I see you have a Ronco Detachable Penis...very chic.
Weren't you a slutty schoolgirl?
Back to work....yay...
No...
Fag.

CC 232: Wangs, Half Off by BigEvilDan
2-12-04
Ponderation Nation
Look at my vagina! It is very powerful!
Hmmmmm. Poon is rather interesting.
What happened to perfect dream?
I see you have a Ronco Detachable Penis...very chic.
Weren't you a slutty schoolgirl?
Not any more, thanks to the Ronco Do-It-Yourself Gender Change Kit.
These late night infomercials are getting very surreal.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

2-12-04 10:00am (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

Member Rated:

BED that was hilarious.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

2-12-04 10:13am (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

Serenade by ladyjdotnet
1-08-04
o/` Why do birds suddenly appear...o/`
o/` Every time you are near? o/`
o/` Just like me, they want to be, close to you. o/`
I always thought it was the breadcrumbs in my pocketbook.

Serenade by EvilZak
2-12-04
o/` Why do birds suddenly appear...o/`
o/` Every time you are near? o/`
o/` Just like me, they want to be, close to you. o/`
I always thought it was the worms crawling all over my body.

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AFROMANS MOVE

2-12-04 10:23am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Bennet does a favor for aBursavSX by FlynnTaggart
11-22-03
BLAR! I AM A RETARD! LOOK INTO A MAN'S ANUS!
BANNED!
If anyone else had've posted that you wouldn't have banned them!
Lies.
Bennet, can you take a picture for me? I need to post it on PR.
You silly goose!

CC232: Nonsensical title. by UnknownEric
2-12-04
BLAR! I AM A RETARD! LOOK INTO A MAN'S ANUS!
BANNED!
If anyone else had've posted that you wouldn't have banned them!
Lies.
A retard told me to look into your anus.
In that case, I'll bend over.

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I has a flavor!

2-12-04 10:50am (new)
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youdontknowme
Stripcreator Newbie

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sam gamgee by Hiroki_yuki
11-16-02

Sam Gamgee just put on the ring by youdontknowme
2-12-04

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Ask me about the Witness Protection Program.

2-12-04 11:11am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Anything Else With That? by siys
6-28-03
how may i help u today, sir?
like, uh... gimme a bacon cheese burger... a chili fries... and a medium sprite.
oh, yes. dat is bery good! anything else sir?
uh, well, er...
damn u bad man!
got any hash?

CC 232: Anything Else With That? by boinky33
2-12-04
how may i help u today, sir?
like, uh... gimme a bacon cheese burger... a chili fries... and a medium sprite.
oh, yes. dat is bery good! anything else sir?
uh, well, er...
This comic sucks!

2-12-04 11:30am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

Member Rated:

Look at the date on this one. Could this be the first recorded instance of this punchline? Frankly, who gives a Donald Duck? It was random enough for me.

The community gets revenge by vansmack
1-14-01
Guy Welch receives mail from the "Sierra Suits"
Dear Guy, Thanks to your stupidity in almost destroying the Tribes Community we've enclosed the items needed for your new position here At Sierra. Your new supervisor will arive shortly to assist you
Crap... this is gonna suck ass. Oh well... it could be worse.
AGAIN! And this time with FEELING!! Remember, stay focused!

Und Das Remix:

CC 232: Inside the Actor's Studio: Exploding Dog Stickman by jes_lawson
2-12-04
I remember my first day on the job well... January 14th 2001...
Reaper1-1 will mentor you for the first 1000 strips, but after that you're on your own. Sure you're up to this?
Brad, it's either "Obvious Punchline Character #3" or it's back to sleeping in off-license doorways.
Crap... this is gonna suck ass. Oh well... it could be worse.
AGAIN! And this time with FEELING!! Remember, stay focused!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

2-12-04 12:30pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Vex Support by Vex_Blackheart
5-15-03
Vex works in tech support. All day he talks to real estate agents who need help. Vex is real, these calls are real...
Um, The computer says to press okay to continue... duh, what shoudl I do?!
Vex: ... I don't think I've ever run into this one before. I'm going out on a limb here but I think you should press "Ok".
Vex: ...
Okay I did that, Now it says to insert disk two... Should I take out disk one first?

CC 232: When Century 21 and the DoD's wires get crossed by jes_lawson
2-12-04
Vex works in tech support. All day he talks to real estate agents who need help. Vex is real, these calls are real...
Um, The computer says to press okay to continue... duh, what shoudl I do?!
Vex: ... I don't think I've ever run into this one before. I'm going out on a limb here but I think you should press "Ok".
Moh!

I can see myself entering this one a lot. I won't rest until I can come up with less clichéd punchlines.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

2-12-04 12:58pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

Member Rated:

Stringent recruitment policy.. by Klendau
3-16-03
fAp fAp fAp
lo WebAngel, any chance of joining Olympians?
I don't know you do i?
No, I don't think so, I only started playing 2 days ago!!!!1233445
Hmmm... well, recruitment is pretty tight - We only take the best!
Member number 736
I am ranked top 2000 by the way, I am pretty good yeah?
Well, good enough for me - welcome to Olympians!

CC 232: Stringent recruitment policy.. by umfumdisi
2-12-04
fAp fAp fAp
lo WebAngel, any chance of joining Olympians?
I don't know you do i?
Picture No. 1: The larch. The larch.
Member number 736
I am ranked top 2000 by the way, I am pretty good yeah?
Well, good enough for me - welcome to Olympians!

When all else fails...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

2-12-04 1:02pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Hell In A Handbasket - Part i by Saint_Jack
1-06-04
...
...
This is one fucking tall cross.

That one was pretty damn good, actually, so I only made a slight modification:

CC 232: Hell In A Handbasket - Part i.a. by umfumdisi
2-12-04
...
...
This is one tall fucking cross.

[hr]

I don't need to tell the girls about this one...

CC 232: Hell In A Handbasket - Part i.b. by umfumdisi
2-12-04
...
...
Yes, Margaret, I am here.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

2-12-04 1:14pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

On the one above:

"Peter, I can see your house from up here."

Now to what the Random Comic Generator offered me:

Sometimes conversations are difficult. by mariamaria
9-04-02
My desk smells like tuna.
Oh, I wonder why.
What does YOUR desk smell like?
Pineapple.
That's nice.
*worries*

Hey! How'd you like a nice Hawaiian punchline? by kaufman
2-12-04
My desk smells like tuna.
Oh, I wonder why.
What does YOUR desk smell like?
Pineapple.
You sly fox! You've been banging Don Ho during office hours, haven't you?
Check it out. My head emanates tiny bubbles!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

2-12-04 1:22pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

This is a disturbing theme I have going.

cockless by freakinchains
5-07-01
Ahhh! I can't see it! I shall cut it off and observe it in my very own palm!
...Bad Idea.
AOOORRGHHH!!!! The PAIN is overwhelming!
...umm...
7 Weeks later...
Life without a cock is so sorrowful...I shall slit my wrists and leave this dickless world!
yeah...i'm backin' away verrry slooowly now...

CC 232: Dongs, Limited Time Offer by BigEvilDan
2-12-04
Ahhh! I can't see it! I shall cut it off and observe it in my very own palm!
...Bad Idea.
AOOORRGHHH!!!! The PAIN is overwhelming!
...umm...
Has this happened to you? Get the Ronco Detachable Penis...
Where the hell was this commercial last week?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

2-12-04 1:33pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

Member Rated:

I'm going to try and get Saint_jack's comic rated.

...Hey, how'd that guy get to keep his underscore?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

2-12-04 1:56pm (new)
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shark_energy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

I Married Fire^ by AndySan
9-22-02
Hey Molly, did you know the bonfire was from L.A.?
I knew it all along.
Totally. He's so vain.
He loves Thai food. It makes total sense.
He told me he's going to buy a Saab. Totally L.A.
I wish you'd look me in the eyes when you talk to me you fucking cunt.

CC 232: I fell in lust with fire by shark_energy
2-12-04
Hey Molly, did you know the bonfire was from L.A.?
I knew it all along.
Totally. He's so vain.
He loves Thai food. It makes total sense.
Meanwhile, in the bonfire's secret lair...
With my tales of Thai food and L.A., I am just 1 step away from luring the asian chicks into my sucky sucky machine. Winged Demon, get me my noodles!
Yes my liege

2-12-04 1:59pm (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

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Be Careful What You Wish For by anniewulf
1-15-04
A couple of months ago
yep i want to go to iraq and kill some people
a few days ago
oh shit i am going to be deployed
the future

CC 232: God Bless Canadia by fzh
2-12-04
A couple of months ago
yep i want to go to iraq and kill some people
a few days ago
oh shit i am going to be deployed
today
Boy, do I love Canada.

2-12-04 3:21pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

Ass men from Mars by zyphaz
5-31-01
One day outside of Starbucks
Hmm, I got a letter from Matt
yeah so what...
h0rk and sl0sh have found the truth!
it says that he's been assraping children and he's after your little brother!
Oh no not Marvin!
Elsewhere..at the Santiago Residence
i will ass rape you!
stay away from me you freak!

CC 232: Don't People Know What Thought Bubbles Are? by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
One day outside of Starbucks
Hmm, I got a letter from Matt
yeah so what...
h0rk and sl0sh have found the truth!
it says that he's been assraping children and he's after your little brother!
Oh no not Marvin!
Elsewhere..at the Santiago Residence
i will ass rape you!
I wonder what he's thinking...

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Poop.

2-12-04 3:51pm (new)
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