Comic Cup XII? Bring it on! by Spankling 3-15-04

boinky33? I got chunks of guys like him in my stool! possums? Road kill! I'll be scraping him off my bumper! kaufman? ... Oh god. I'm going down like a proud Japaneze mom on her honor roll boy! I mean... I'll show him my funny bone!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

this isnt really trash talking, but ill be giving this cup my best shot

kramer vs. kramer is going down, or to win by xxausrottenxx 3-16-04

ya god damn name stealing bastard i think i got my work cut out for me

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Waiting For The Comic Cup by possums 3-14-04

Horry shit, Ceciria. I can't wait foll Comic Cup Twerve tonight! Neithel can I! I can't wait to see possums make a foor of himserf. Word to that. Say, doesn't he own oul sours? Good question... ELASED! ELASED!

You're goin' down, Spankling. On me, that is.

All of your comic making skills are at a level which is lower than my current ability to create comics.

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Poop.

I disagree with your assessment. I feel that my skill at making comics surpases all other contestants' at the current time.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

My strategy is infallible.
I didn't enter. Therefore, I can't lose!
Logically it follows that the worst I can do is tie for first.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This is some of the lamest trash talk I ever read. Especially that first post.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CAN YOU SMEEEEEELLL-L-LL-L-L-LLL-LL WHAT THE BOINKY IS COOKING?

Clam chowder.

I can SMEEEEEELLL-L-LL-L-L-LLL-LL WHAT THE BOINKY has stepped in.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Clam chowder.

What the fuck is it with the way people portray Asian dialect sometimes? You cant just substitute the letter R for the letter L and vice-versa. Possums if a Chink was to say the word 'lorry' then using your one-size fits all method that would be written as 'rolly'. Which then prompts the question that if said Oriental is able to pronounce Rs and Ls in the same word then he should also be able to do it in the correct order (to say 'lorry').

Either have him pronounce Rs as Ls or Ls as Rs. You can't have him do both.

Oh and everybody is going down. Oh yes etc.
I am so pretty I am gonna knock Kaufman the fuck out in the 1st round, and hell, he aint even in my pick.
Thats how hard core I is.
Already MikeyG has offered me a bribe to pull out early. Which I see as a lack of trust on his part, as I have told him plenty times before that a man (albeit a really ugly man with tits) cannot get pregnant.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC XII by MaKK_BeNN 3-17-04

I do say my good sir, you are quite the daft danderberry! If I lived a fortnight before Judgement day verily I testify I should never meet a wag as full of dander as you! You can give me a call anytime, because you sir have got my number. And you sir, your appearance is ridiculous to me and I wonder as to the purity of your ancestory from incestual activities. Righty-o then. Fag. T_T

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I bet you didn't know that the capital of North Carolina was founded by Chinese truckers, did you?

(Ok, serious answer: It's like those optical illusions when you see a gray figure on a black background, and one on a white background, and the latter one looks darker even though they're the same color; the speaker makes the same l/r hybrid sound, but when you'r expecting an l it sounds mor r-ish, and vice versa.)

As for trash talking, all I have to say is I'm going to beat Spankling so bad, it will take a sandblaster to wipe the smile off his face.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Los Competition by possums 3-17-04

I'll spank Spankling! Oooh! I'll boink Boinky! *boink!* And... I'll... beat Kaufman with a baby? Pssh! Nice one. You're going to be easy to beat.

I thought of doing this in a Muhammad Ali rhyme, but then I thought against it.

I'm gonna do it here.

What do you think about the competition?

[i]That spanklin' mofo
he just don't know.
when I'm done with him,
he's gonna be my ho.

Boinky 33
has got to be
the worst stripcreator
I've ever seen!

Kaufman, yes,
the director of cats
when I kick his ass,
he'll be saying, "rats!" [/i]

This one time, this guy had a really nice endtable in his trash, so I took it home and used it as a keyboard stand.

Now, that's trash talkin'.

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I has a flavor!

I'm gonna punt kaufman across the field.
I'm gonna take the law out of jes_lawson and break it.
I'm gonna beat smamurai so bad he's gonna have to change his name to spamurai, because all that'll be left after I beat him down is a grayish hunk of gooey meat.

I'm so pretty, I'm so mean
I'ma ground you muthas like coffee beans

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Facing a 3rd straight 1st round exit, now I realize the error of my entries...

Say Anything... by niteowl 3-17-04

Comic Cup XI Entry Punchline C'mon, buy some of this Billy Beer my late brother used to make. Only $50 for a sixer! Quit bugging me already, Jimmy. I'm not buying that nasty swill. You know, Billy Beer is a lot like Billy Ball, they're both all about the runs. Comic Cup XII Entry Punchline So Luke, do you think Vader's light saber is corked? Of course it is, Han. The Dark Side of The Force always cheats. I bet he's amped up on steroids too. Note to self : One-line punchlines. I've got to stop making baseball-related strips for Comic Cup entries. They're obviously bad luck. Um, no. The problem is you have diarrhea of the keyboard. You get that nervous typing thing, kinda like if Lloyd Dobler made comics at SC.

I'm like the Calgary Flames of the Comic Cup. I never get out of the 1st round.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Even if I go out this round, I'll still win the cup.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You gonna need a cup for the slam I'm gonna give you in the balls.

Yeeeeeeeah!

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Poop.

Bazilla isn't here to declare that I'm going to win, so I still have a shot.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

fuzzyman, you're so going to win.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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What the fuck is it with the way people portray Asian dialect sometimes? You cant just substitute the letter R for the letter L and vice-versa. Possums if a Chink was to say the word 'lorry' then using your one-size fits all method that would be written as 'rolly'. Which then prompts the question that if said Oriental is able to pronounce Rs and Ls in the same word then he should also be able to do it in the correct order (to say 'lorry').

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I am not buying that. I'ts not ironic to do what everybody else does when they try to write the way that dialect sounds to Westerners. It's stereotypical and there is nothing wrong with that IMO. I was just saying the formula doesn't stand up to close scrutiny.
And Kauf was saying that maybe it does.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.