ei there, these are my first two attempts at writting comics, so tell me what you think
. Be nice. Or be brutal. Or be grim and frostbitten. Just read and comment.

Its the Unreal Thing by Melkor 3-16-04

I had a really weird dream last night... BWAHAHAH! Welcome to the 7th circle of hell!! I dreamed I went to hell... Oh! Despair and sorrow is me! They'll never take me alive! That, or the party last night was reeeeeeeeally bad... Yeah, baby! give me some Sugar!

The Spandextastic adventures of Future Sergay by Melkor 3-16-04

Somewhere out in Space... Explain to me again WHY are we invading Earth? Well, Sir. They have ice-cream Ice cream?... 37 flavours and counting, Sir! On second, thought, explain to me why I hired you as my Officer in first place? I'm your wife's cousin, sir.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

#1: mmmmmmmmmmm . . uh
#2: ha!
quote: ha and ha

eh heh....

meh.

The second one was good.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The 2nd one was quite good. The first one wasn't quite good enough to be "crappy."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I so concur.

1st one = drab driech day.

2nd one = sunny with occasional outbreaks of bwah ha.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

thanks for the opinions. Yeah the first one come's out like a very bad trip on Kool Aid, i guess.

The SpandexTastic Adventures of Future Sergay-2 by Melkor 3-16-04

The dangers of hiring unskilled alien workers... Fine, fine. As long as where here were invading. Fire the MultiOglepleX DestructoMondo cannon! Right you are sir! Firing the...uhm..I cant, Sir. You cant?! You just have to press the button that says "MultiOglepleX DestructoMondo cannon"! I--huh--I cant read, Sir. I hate my Life. But look, i can stick a finger up my nose to the fourth joint. Neat, huh?

Its the Unreal Thing - Trigguer Happy God by Melkor 3-17-04

Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do... WHAT THE...!? YOU FUCKING BASTARDS, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY SON!!! THAT'S IT; IM RUINING ALL YOUR SHIT!! Uh, Dad... One Apocalyose later... POW! BIATCHAS!! ...*Sigh* Nevermind...

Its the Unreal Thing - Great Moments in Bliblical History II by Melkor 3-17-04

Somewhere in Jerusalem... Ei Satan. Ei Jesus. How's it hanguing? You fucking bastard! Tehehehe...

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Your last comic has been done a million times but from what I see, you're on the path to some pure comic gold. =D

i think those are very good also

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I would have to agree.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Wow, i'm very impressed. Bravo!

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jolly_roger2

Ei thanks everyone for their feedback!
Its hard working up to a good punchline in just 3 panels (expecially if you're a n00b =p).
Practise make's perfect.

Its the Unreal Thing - Great Moments in Biblical History IV by Melkor 3-19-04

Cross channeling...a lot like crossed telephone lines, only worse. Ei Jesus, listen, i was wondering... Be silent Demon. You try to trick me, but the Lord my God promised me that my people would be as numerous as the stars! Wha...? Go my dove, and brings us some sign of land! Uh, Jesus, I think you're channeling wrong prophet's again. Oh, Pharaoh, Let my people go!

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Melkor, your name AND your comics rock. I love LOTR.

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Tout le monde est merde!!!