Family Tree by Melkor 3-24-04

Mom, you told me I was conceived at a party you went with dad. Why yes, son. it was the annual encyclopedia salesman rendevous of 1986. But Dad's white. So how come I'm black, have red hair and chinese eyes? ... Son, with all the stuff that happened at that party, count yourself lucky you're not barking.

Worst Ideas in History. by Melkor 3-24-04

King Priam, Troy - 1300 B.C. Well, I say we bring the horse in. Napoleon, France - 1812 A.D. I Know! Why dont we invade Russia? In the winter? 2004 A.D. , drunk at 3 A.M. I bet pickled onions go great with cream.

The Carpenter Bastard by Melkor 3-24-04

Oh Father(tm). Why have you abandoned me? Why have you left your Son(tm) to suffer like this? Look, when you're done with the "prima donna" thing, can I have my nails back?

Opinions, rants and trolling on these, please.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

hahahaha XD

i knew i put you on my favorites for a reason

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Why don't you have more stars??

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Hey, I was pleasantly surprised by these comics. Good show.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Attack has two t's.

But then again, so does, "Here, the Melkor, have a trophy."

Funny stuff.

I liked them, made me laugh

Thanks for the input guys.

here some more bad taste =P

Its the Unreal Thing - Bad puns galore by Melkor 3-26-04

Macbeth performed by amateur french actors... Zo, Le Roi was killed by zee Duc. By the Duc? Pecked him to death, did he? A fowl deed? Merde! Unliterate Bastards!

Its the Unreal Thing - Leper Messiah by Melkor 3-25-04

Uh...uh...sniff.oh-oh... ubuh..uh..uh...Atchoo!!! Dammit! Not even with nails!

Its the Unreal Thing - Famous Discworld Quotes by Melkor 3-26-04

Meet Dydactylos the Philosopher, the most proeminent of all unknow philosophers. The reason he is a unknown philosopher is because he didnt exactly get along with all the other philosophers. Eureka! Going to have a bath then? His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase. You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Looks like good taste to me ;) Good stuff chum.