I'm just trying to offend you. I figure the best way to offend you is to make fun of you.

I don't want to make you sad. You're my hero.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Is it just me or does no-one elst think they can possibly come up with a comic to offend Boinky?

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Maybe we're approaching it from the wrong angle, perhaps a twee predictable comic would offend him most?
But I don't have the balls to fuck up my good run of strips, or to steal one from Brad.

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I am not sure how to offend boinky either. I figured the only way to offend him would be to make fun of him. I don't know what else to do.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You don't have to offend ME personally!

Well, I DID have to offend you personally, because you're making me enter in haiku!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Uh Oh

I sense an off the wall, blinded by science, driven by hate, Crabby masterpiece series here.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I has a flavor!

Does that mean I'm winning?

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Poop.

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I had to do an American authors project for English and I wanted to choose you but you weren't on the list. So I chose Poe instead.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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I sense an off the wall, blinded by science, driven by hate, Crabby masterpiece series here.

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I'm offended.

Is it the most offensive comic that wins, or is it the funniest comic that happens to be offensive? I've had an idea for a strip, but frankly I feel deeply uneasy just thinking about it and I'm not sure it's worth making.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey , sorry dude, but no amount of haiku spouting, dead baby defecating, frog fucking patricide is going to top that Crabby Masterpiece series.

Absoloutely fucking unbelievable. Crabby, you magnificent bastard!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sounds like a winner to me, make the fucking srip already.

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Are old comics allowed?

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Ouch, dougan. I don't know if I can top your entry.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"