[Click to view comic: 'IDENTICAL TWIN HOLIDAY TAG-TEAM BAD POETRY SMACKDOWN']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My incredibly poor attempt at being offensive:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238: Somethings in the air...']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238 : Elevator Music']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC238: Yoko Ono Dictates A Letter']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Back-Up Plan']

[Click to view comic: 'Squish']

I too have a high threshold for offensive comments/behaviour. I actually was offended this week to the point where I wanted to get medievel on someone...it was an odd sensation, but here's how it went down...

[Click to view comic: 'True Story of an Ex-Librarian']

[Click to view comic: '"NAME THAT BODILY FLUID" with Rhonda and Floyd']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Observances']

god damn it, boinky, hand out awards already!

All he has to do is pick a winner. This is a CC, not an FTC.

[Click to view comic: 'The Best Offense is a Good Offense']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Don't turn on the lights!']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I created this account just to lose this competition.

Amen.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 238: A Question of First Contact']

mmyers wins!

No honorable mentions!
Take it, mmyers!

I feel so used. Well done mmyers.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I was hoping this was going to be one of those Afternoon Special contests for me. You know, how I'd overcome adversity to sweep the contest. FUCKING HAIKUS!

I'll get you, boinky33, and your little dog, too!

MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Damn, I was too late! Oh well, the message of my comic is still relevant...

[Click to view comic: 'CC238 (1): The American Dream']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Hahaha! Now I control two of three contests, unless you count The Cup, in which case I control two of the four contests. Regardless, thanks for the win Boinkers. I'll do my best.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I gonna have to go ahead and count the cup on this one Mr. Myers.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Boinky, you massive, massive tool! GARG!!!!!

A winner is not possums!

boinky is a pile of rotting donkey excrement.

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Poop.

So what if I am?

[Click to view comic: 'YOU CANT KEEP ME DOWN INTRODUCING NEW CHARECTER MIKE DAGGER']

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

A little late.

[Click to view comic: 'Really Offensive - You've Been Warned']
[Click to view comic: 'Offensive Jokes - Beware']
[Click to view comic: 'More Offensive Jokes']

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"Nihilism makes me smile."