I was hoping this was going to be one of those Afternoon Special contests for me. You know, how I'd overcome adversity to sweep the contest. FUCKING HAIKUS!
I'll get you, boinky33, and your little dog, too!
MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.