Great place! Having a crap load of fun not being funny when making strips! Another reason not to get any damn work done! That's all...sorry to bother!

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"I know how toast works."

DexX gives tiger a big warm brotherly hug.

Thank you, tiger. You didn't say "I'm new! Look at my strips and worship my funny stuff!" and you didn't wade into the fray trying to make up your own running gags right off the bat. Oh, and you didn't use all-caps in your postings. You are truly a legend, and I am not being sarcastic.

PS. I liked Nuts and Coffee, What Are They Thinking, and What Computers Do After We Leave Work, especially that third one. You have some funny in you - stick around and give it some exercise. :)

This is the time for a Yoda speech, isn't it?

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i like this guy

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Too bad making a good impression means that it won't be as fun to put him in strips, though.

Hey does anyone else think this one is reminicient of Samir?

[Click to view comic: 'Small Talk']

I thought they were fairly funny all in all, but I had to make the observation.

WELCOME TO HELL, SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!1

Sorry, wasn't digging the happy vibe. Please disregard my psychosis.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Sob Sob *sniff* Sob Sob Ok well I'll just go then...*gets up and leaves* I wish I hadn't come on to hard...*sniff*

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Thanks everyone!

I am well aware of how not to a complete n00b! :)

Thanks for checking my strips and hope to talk again!

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"I know how toast works."

be

not to be

*damn*

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"I know how toast works."

HE SAID DAMN! HE SAID DAMN! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HE SAID DAMN!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought the astericks denoted an action of a dam(n) breaking and thousands of millions of gallons of water crashing down on him. Which answered quite abruptly his "be, not to be" question.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Who did you come on so hard?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Who did you come on so hard?

Your mom. Believe it or bite me.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

...or maybe he meant it exactly as written, and he was indicating that he was damning someone? I know that "damn" as a verb is transitive (eg. "God damned Lucifer" as oppposed to "God damned") but it could be used intrasitively to suggest a general all-round damning... maybe... *ponder*

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Maybe he was muttering damn under his breath for looking like an ass!?!

Could be wrong though.

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"I know how toast works."

quote:

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Maybe he was muttering damn under his breath for looking like an ass!?!
Could be wrong though.

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HE SAID BLOKE! HE SAID BLOKE! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HE SAID BLOKE!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yes... I said "bloke"... your point?

Incidentally, Tiger, we have all been a bit funny with newcomers in recent weeks. Twice in a row we have had to endure obnoxious new people who hang around like bad smells and will not take even the least subtle of hints (eg. "FUCK OFF!") that they have not endeared themselves to the residents. We welcome to you was overstated but genuine - nice to see a newbie who doesn't act like an arsehole right off the bat.

(Yes, Gabe, I spelled "arse" with an "r", well-spotted...)

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am i being paranoid, or are my ears burning?
are my ears burning?

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

quote:

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am i being paranoid, or are my ears burning?
are my ears burning?

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am i being paranoid, or are my ears burning?
are my ears burning?

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Krinkle: No, you were not included in that. Sorry if I worried you with my grump ramblings.

Everyone else: Sorry if I have been a bit of a bastard these last few days. I have been pretty sick with a high fever, and I don't think I was 100% myself in some of my postings. My incredible number of typos and substituted words should have been a strong hint that all was not well...

Anyway, getting better. I won't be such a prick anymore, I promise.

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Did your hands swell up like two balloons?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No, that only happens when I masturbate without any lube... Red, raw, and swollen.... my hands, too!

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HE SAID MASTURBATE! HE SAID MASTURBATE! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HE SAID MASTURBATE!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yeah, well I'm a fucking moron. Sue me.Sue me for 100000 smackers.

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