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mmyers
Passing through.

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Let's do this like Buddists.

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FTC 30-Template by mmyers
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
I'm Zeus, bitch, king of all Olympus. Respect that.
Moo?

Judging will be on Friday. I'll bug you as we get closer.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

4-05-04 9:17am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

FTC 30 - The Viking Cometh by Bazilla
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Later...
I'm not saying that wasn't fun, but I want something that'll take longer than a minute.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

4-05-04 9:29am (new)
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EvilZak
Senior Comic Technician

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The most foolish mortal by EvilZak
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Ten minutes later
Okay, my Charizard uses Fire Spin on your Bulbasaur.
YOU ARE THE MOST FOOLISH MORTAL I HAVE EVER SEEN! You don't have enough energy cards to use Fire Spin.

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AFROMANS MOVE

4-05-04 10:01am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

FTC 30 -- "JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF VIN DIESEL'S ASSHOLE" by biped
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-05-04 10:24am (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 30: Fun, Fun on the Range by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Cow tipping?
MOO!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-05-04 11:01am (new)
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CowTipper
Impressionable Adolescent

Member Rated:

Represent

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

4-05-04 11:04am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

FTC 30: Thor Losers by kaufman
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
What do you say we go down and rebuild Iraq?
No can do. Cheney gave the contract to Odin and the Valhalliburton gang.

FTC 30: Delta Cloud by kaufman
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Toga, Toga, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

FTC 30: And pick up a pack of Trojans by kaufman
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Want to see my collection of online porn?
I'm out of here. My mother warned me to beware of Greeks bearing GIFs.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

4-05-04 11:51am (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

"Greeks baring GIFs"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PRICELESS!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-05-04 12:12pm (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 30: It's Viking and the Zeus Zeus Zeus Zeus ... by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
The same thing I do every night ... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

FTC 30: So I Used a Prop, Sue Me. by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

FTC 30: Syanara! by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Honorably slash prices everyday on all used cars, trucks, and SUVs! Whether I'm lurking in the clouds or lurking in the shadows, you know Honorable Ninja will always bring you heavenly deals! Domo!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-05-04 12:15pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

FTC 30 - Role-Playing Physics by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
...and his alignment is Unprincipled Selfish, and he rolls 5d20 to hit.
What the fuck are you talking about?

FTC 30 - Georgia Peach by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Are we going to a strip club?
No, but I DO know a file clerk who screams "MANX!" every time you put your dick in his butt.

FTC 30 - Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Whore by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Dude, it's been eight thousand years since I've seen anything without a beard up close.
Moonlite BunnyRanch it is.

FTC 30 - That's a Load of Bull by MikeyG
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Awwww yeah, baby. Let's make Minotaurs.
Mooh?

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-05-04 1:11pm (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 30: You Knew It Was Cumming by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
I CORNHOLE ALL WHO ASK TOBOR TOO MANY QUESTIONS!
This indeed IS heaven.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-05-04 2:10pm (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 30: Spaß der vom Himmel ist by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! Ich werde gebohrt!
Wie konnten Sie das sagen? Wir sind auf dem Berg, der Olymp genannt wird! Wir haben alles.
Ich möchte etwas tun, das Spaß zu mir und zu Zeus ist! Erklären Sie mir, was ist Spaß zu Ihnen?
Hmmm...
Dongs.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-05-04 2:39pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

FTC 30 - "YOUR INTESTINES ARE FULL OF TINY ROBOT SEAHORSES" by biped
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
...sometimes, when Hercules is in the midst of having anal intercourse with a woman, I turn her into your mom.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-05-04 2:55pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

Member Rated:

FTC 30-knockin on heaven's door by xxausrottenxx
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
hehehe
hello?

FTC-rebel without a rule by xxausrottenxx
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
ow! what the fuck?
geez, you gotta live a little

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xx( o Y o. )xx

4-05-04 5:59pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

FTC 30: Wrong Bar by Rabid_Weasle
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Zeus, are you sure this is the right place?
Hey... looks like you already brought protection.

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Poop.

4-05-04 6:16pm (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 30: Stinky by AtheistDiary
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Well usually I sit around and scratch my asshole with a lawn dart, but if you have something else in mind feel free to share.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-05-04 7:02pm (new)
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qwertyuio
fi dolla ho

Member Rated:

FTC 30 - Zeus the Greek by qwertyuio
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding?We're on Mt.Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
radio: "Another touchdown for Donovan McNabb!
So you see, the reason blacks are so good at sports is because of the way slavemasters used to breed their ancestors...

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

4-06-04 12:45am (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

Member Rated:

FTC 30: My Nose Is Running by umfumdisi
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
For the LAST time, NO, we do not have Prince Albert in a can!

FTC 30: That's What It's All About! by umfumdisi
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
So, I put my left foot in, and...I take my left foot out?
Then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

4-06-04 7:11am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

Member Rated:

FTC 30: I'm Sorry, I Couldn't Help Myself... by possums
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Welease Woger!

Not really a punchline, but... you know.

4-06-04 9:13am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

FTC 30: Rocky Horror Show? by kaufman
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
The disguise worked, Natasha. He didn't suspect a thing. Now he come here to get his furry friend.
Excellent, Boris. Den we will capture Zeus and squirrel!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

4-06-04 10:01am (new)
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fzh
Stripcreator Regular

Member Rated:

FTC#30: LegendaryFrog reference by fzh
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Say, I've got an idea thats to DIE FOR! ... LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!

Anyone seen The Return of Ganondorf flash video?

4-06-04 11:13am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

Member Rated:

FTC30: Do You Know Where I Can Score Some Weed? by UnknownEric
4-06-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Homegrown, I see...

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I has a flavor!

4-06-04 12:26pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:


You forgot to shake it all about.

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Poop.

4-06-04 5:27pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

Member Rated:


You forgot to shake it all about.


I did shake it all about!

Oh, you mean in the comic :(

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

4-06-04 6:41pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

And just when I think kaufman can't make me laugh so hard I shoot Dr Pepper out of my nose...

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This is not my empire.

4-06-04 9:56pm (new)
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