MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses
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| Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. | |
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| Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? | |
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| ...and his alignment is Unprincipled Selfish, and he rolls 5d20 to hit. | |
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| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
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| Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. | |
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| Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? | |
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| Are we going to a strip club? | |
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| No, but I DO know a file clerk who screams "MANX!" every time you put your dick in his butt. | |
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| Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. | |
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| Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? | |
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| Dude, it's been eight thousand years since I've seen anything without a beard up close. | |
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| Moonlite BunnyRanch it is. | |
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| Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything. | |
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| Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun? | |
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| Awwww yeah, baby. Let's make Minotaurs. | |
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--- The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.
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