Well, I thank all the marvelous people who voted for me in the previous contest. Your checks are already in the mail.

Right, you silly gits, here are the rules for the next newb contest.All stripcreators with
1) less than 50 comics
or
2) having more than 50 comics, have registered after 1 of march of 2004(included)
can enter the contest.As usual I kindly demand that the regular users DONT enter the contest using new accounts or aliases. This contest is to help new users to gain confidence and hone their skills.

The subject is *drumroll*: ANYTHING
That's right kids, you can make strips about what damn well pleases you.But be advised. It has to be funny and comprehensible to the general audience.

The rules are *roll of thunder*: You have to use the granny character in the dexx catalog of characters in at least one panel!

Apart from that, let teh funnie flow.

I will be assembling a cast of insane SC users to judge the entries, drink beer and bake quiche, and if in 2 weeks time we manage to be sobber and/or alive, we will anounce the winner, wich besides winning a faboulous stale quiche, will get to Host the next contest.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Ooo! Me! Pick me! Also: quiche is awesome.

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Legalize Love!

i nominate myself for judgeship

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Lizhard V by RedfeatheR 4-08-04

H-hi. Remember me? Of course I do! You're that sweet guy I met the other night. Lizhard right? Wow! I must have made some kind of impression I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Steven come over here I need to work on my impressions Thatsss one Ssscrumptiouss looking tail sssweetie

One-fund retirement: Buy and forget by RedfeatheR 4-08-04

When you use targeted maturity funds in a college savings account, the funds lowered exposure to stocks at the end is a bonus, not a drawback. You'll Yes, but even so, a better choice for retirement investors who want the least hassle is a good old-fashioned balanced fund that puts about 60% of its assets in stocks and the rest in bonds and cash Now THAT'S sound financial advice

One rule and you still can't follow it, how cute.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I never use the "lizardsuit" character because, in my mind, he is Lizhard.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No you don't understand. I always do that. I think I'm going to do that in every competition... not really. I just don't read the rules... Well, I hope this makes up for the bonehead move I just pulled. ^-^

She must love playing Jeopardy by RedfeatheR 4-10-04

Ok, you've beaten me in afterlife Jeopardy. You get another chance at life and one wish Hrm, What is the one thing I want the most? Bye *wish* Hey, what the hell am I doing back here?! THUD

i use the lizardsuit guy to be bush, because they both look the same i think

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I would like to judge this contest as well, if you don't mind Melkor. ;)

Death Row I by RedfeatheR 4-11-04

What's an average day like on deathrow? Really, no different from an average day out there. It's just a different lifestyle, different job to wake up to, and different priorities. Yeah, it's prison. Men get stabbed here, raped, and beat up. What's the food like? Man, I'll eat anything. I'd wrestle anyone for chow. Somebody messed up and gave me a billy goat's stomach when I was created. Really, the food is not bad, no different from any other cafeteria food. Wrestling? Ohh, hell yeah! I'm a Stone Cold Steve Austin fan.

Death Row II by RedfeatheR 4-11-04

Are you serious? If I put the Stone Cold Stunner on the next guard that walks by, would that answer your question? Yes, that would answer my question. You seem to be in virile shape. Do they have exercise weights in the recreation rooms? No, they don't allow deathrow access to weights because they can be used as weapons. Like that microphone of yours

Right, insanomaniac users, the judge panel is already assembled. The Judges and associated ranks are:

Possums - Marlon Brando extraordinaire
Niteowl - Tutor of teh funny
Kramer_vs_Kramer - Legal Adviser
MikeyG - Bullshit Detector
Melkor - Baker of quiche

Everybody else is also invited to participate and to bring beer.

So get crackin, newbies. this is your first chance at fame, money, success and a non-embarassing status in StripCreator.

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Possums - Marlon Brando extraordinaire

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Im new so i dont know if im doing something wrong.But heres my comics http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jeremy11
The 4th one is the granny one,still count the others though

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McButchers VI by RedfeatheR 4-12-04

You have to trick or treat over the phone Mabye it's time to lay off the bobbing for French fries You know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag Your face looks like it was lit on fire and put out with an axe An axe, huh? WHOA! Ever heard of turning the other cheek? Oh, nevermind... It's just as ugly

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Im new so i dont know if im doing something wrong.But heres my comics http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jeremy11
The 4th one is the granny one,still count the others though

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Im new so i dont know if im doing something wrong.But heres my comics http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jeremy11
The 4th one is the granny one,still count the others though

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I enjoyed the third one.

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Please post your comics eligible for the contest, Jeremy. I find it annoying in both contests and showcases when people say, "Duhh... look at the 88th one with the granny in it."

ok Sorry about that.

Nuthin!3! by Jeremy11 4-12-04

Nuthin!3! You dont look like clango GAH! end Why wont you die?

How does granny pay for my toys? by Jeremy11 4-12-04

Hey there lass can you walk me across the street? Holler back when your ready to work the streets Well i dont know i do need to pay for my grandsons toys How about i get you a glass of prune juice and a man? 5 minutes later Hey there young lass you wanna get freaky AHHHHHHHH

Bully by Jeremy11 4-12-04

so wassup?..... im sad Why are you sad?...What the Hell,Who are you? Just you neighborhood bully....PUNK! ooo i burned you good im gonna leave now..... Some kids just cant take the heat! HAHA PANZY

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i dont know why there coming out all messed up! Damnet...

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...........................................okay. I'm going to say this VERY.... slowly.

I said eligible comics. I specifically meant the granny comics.

Second, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!? All you have to do is post the url where your comic is. What's this gray business?! It's all fucked.... and up!

AHHHHH FUCK! OK IM FUCKEN SORRY IM NEW TO THIS!!!
If this isnt right then im done

How does granny pay for my toys? by Jeremy11 4-12-04

Hey there lass can you walk me across the street? Holler back when your ready to work the streets Well i dont know i do need to pay for my grandsons toys How about i get you a glass of prune juice and a man? 5 minutes later Hey there young lass you wanna get freaky AHHHHHHHH

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How can someone who sucks like a wind tunnel be overrated?

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yes, but you're use of it in the strips is not

hes generally thought as sucking as a toothless thai hooker with a perfurated lung

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Meggs IV by RedfeatheR 4-18-04

huh This Forum Topic isn't doing to well at all. I'll just give it a little bump What are you bumping? Are you playing a game of Pinball? uh, no {psshh} Young people are so dumb {psshh} Old people are so dumb