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kaufman
Director of Cats

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As promised in WW 11, I decided to use the winning panel as a springboard for FTC 31. However, I'm sure its creator didn't quite have this in mind ...

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FTC 31: Template by kaufman
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?

Judging will be Next Wednesday. That should allow time for the new moon to become visible.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

4-14-04 6:20am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

FTC 31 -- BLAZING SPACESUITS by biped
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Um...find the FIRST most wicked witch, and kill her?
No...you must prepare to die. The oxygen supply in that spacesuit won't last forever, you know.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-14-04 7:12am (new)
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maddog00
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

FTC 31: Bill and Ted by maddog00
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Follow the yellow brick road and meet all sorts of zany aliens who will accompany me to the wizard who will send me back home! Then I'll kill the most wicked witch of all.
Duuude, not even. Its the 80s, dick. What you did was wicked bogus. Grody to the max, lamer! Time to die, spaz. Word.

4-14-04 10:27am (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 31: You Put the Wicked Witch Out ... by AtheistDiary
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
But why the Hokey Pokey??
Cause that's what it's all about.

FTC 31: Bill Alien by AtheistDiary
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
*GLORP GLORP*
I KNEW he was of the Lewinsky Clan!

FTC 31: Oh I'm Sorry, This is Abuse! by AtheistDiary
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I am NOT going to look for a shrubbery on Uranus.
Move it, fuck stick, or my gas ray will be forced to fart in your general direction! NEE!

---
"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-14-04 12:51pm (new)
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Ewwwww
Dickmouth.

Member Rated:

FTC: Look, A Poop Joke! by Ewwwww
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Go with the grain?

---
"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

4-14-04 5:57pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

FTC 31 -- "I THINK I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN THIS SPACESUIT" by biped
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Um...find the FIRST most wicked witch, and kill her?
Hey, you catch on quick! We had to do a huge friggin' song-and-dance routine for the little girl.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-14-04 9:10pm (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

Member Rated:

Alien Mindbender by smamurai
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Yes, we must finish this comic by saying something funny.
Help! I'm a giraffe. Sorry I've tits'd it up again haven't I?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

4-15-04 3:40am (new)
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maddog00
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

FTC31: Mess with me by maddog00
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Do the dance of joy?
No. Clean up. There's blood and guts everywhere.

4-15-04 8:00am (new)
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maddog00
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

FTC31: It figures by maddog00
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I think I just took another shit in this spacesuit.
Of all the people to be our savior, we get this idiot.

4-15-04 8:23am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

First off, at least two of you fuckers stole my jokes and posted them before I did. It looks like maddog00 stole both of my jokes.

FTC 31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist! by MikeyG
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Um...celebrate?
No time, "Savior". You've still got one more witch to fall on.

FTC 31: Title by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
The Dance of Joy?
Fuck off, Balki.

FTC 31: Loc'd out Alien by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Clean out my spacesuit?
Break yoself, fool! I'm the Wickedest Witch 'round here!

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-15-04 8:41am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

Member Rated:

FTC31: Ignorance is Bliss. by UnknownEric
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No.
Neither do I. Fuck it.

---
I has a flavor!

4-15-04 8:43am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

FTC 31 -- A VIEW TO A KILL by biped
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No. What?
You must work her shift at Moon-Mart until I find a replacement. Thanks for the hassle, Kill-Boy.

FTC 31 -- HELP US, ARTHUR-FON ZARELLI...YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE by biped
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No. What?
You must listen attentively while I describe the fabulous new line of Amway products. AMWAY..."The Brand You Can Trust."

FTC 31 -- PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE MY SPACESUIT by biped
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No. What?
Well...you can start by wiping your ass. Jeez, did you take a shit in that thing or what?

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

4-15-04 9:45am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

So no one doubts the veracity of my magniloquent claims, here is the breakdown:

FTC31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist by MikeyG: #223747
FTC31: Title by MikeyG: 223883

FTC31: Mess with me by maddog00: 223884
FTC31: It figures by maddog00: 223885

AFTER mine. Thief.

FTC31: From the Earth to the Broom by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I'd like to go back, but I'm not sure witch way I came from.

FTC 31: Yard Day's Night by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I don't know.
For starters, you can get the fuck off my lawn!

FTC31: Narc Side of the Moon by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Phone home?
No, put your hands behind your head, human. Methane gas is a controlled substance here.

FTC 31: Doody Dungeon by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Find a 24-hour dry cleaner?
Nah, just wipe it off on the dead bitch's clothes.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-15-04 11:47am (new)
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AtheistDiary
Anal sex is a big pain in the ass.

Member Rated:

FTC 31, WW 12, *and* CC 240??? by AtheistDiary
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Think of something really uber disgusting to say to her family and enter it into World's Worst #12?
Or you could say something about Chicka's birthday, her pregnancy, and throw in camping somewhere and make it a TRIPLE crossover strip! WEEEEEEEE!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

4-15-04 4:52pm (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

Member Rated:

FTC31 (1): Witch: The Moon Landings by Shadow_Artist
4-16-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Roll for treasure?
Yep. You also get 2*(2D10) points of Renown.

FTC31 (2): The Long Eye of the Law by Shadow_Artist
4-16-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No, I don't.
Put these handcuffs on. You're under arrest for the murder of our second most wicked witch. You have the right to remain silent...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

4-16-04 3:52am (new)
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nonphixional
Junior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

Fuck FTC31 by nonphixional
4-16-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Get the black one next time!

4-17-04 4:28am (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

Member Rated:

FTC 31: The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain by NooniePuuBunny
4-17-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I think so, Brain...But how are we going to get the tree weasel into a tu-tu?
¬_¬;

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

4-17-04 8:40pm (new)
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InnerSinner
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

FTC 31: Hasta La Vista Madonna by InnerSinner
4-17-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
  ?  
Take out Madonna.

---
You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

4-18-04 12:01am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

Member Rated:

FTC 31: Duh!? by lukket
4-18-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Kill the most wicked witch?
What about finishing the one you're standing on off first? It's not like we have much gravity here.

---
troelsea at gmail dot com

4-18-04 8:07am (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

Member Rated:

FTC 31-moonicide girls by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
i dont know, but you are one weird looking sybian

FTC-moon cheese- by xxausrottenxx
4-18-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
and what's that brown stuff floating ab....eww

---
xx( o Y o. )xx

4-18-04 6:33pm (new)
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maddog00
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

As my defense...1 comic after yours could be a matter of seconds as I post my comics right when I make them...so cut me a break. Geez. What can I say, we think alike. Although, I'm sure me saying this isn't going to matter much, hm.

FTC31: Dot for short by maddog00
4-20-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I wanna go hoooome!
Then quit your bitchin' and put on these ruby slippers, Dorothy.

4-20-04 7:13am (new)
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maddog00
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

Addendum: If you want an apology, I'll give it, but as God is my witness, I didn't copy you. I didn't even know about your comics until you said something on the forum and posted said comics. All I do is read what's posted in the competitions forum and post what I think will win..or suck. Whichever. I don't even read anything outside of the forums. What can I do then to prove otherwise? Don't want everyone thinking I plagiarize. I actually want to win one of these things.

FTC31: Flame on by maddog00
4-20-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Witch-smitch. You look kinda cute. How's about you and me get it on, sexy.
Uh, never mind. G'nite everybody!

4-20-04 7:27am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

I wouldn't worry too much about it. boinky33 and kaufman have it happen to them all the time. I'd say I'm in great frigging company. Cheers, maddog00.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-20-04 8:56am (new)
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shark_energy
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Member Rated:

FTC31: The MikeyG jokebook had made it to Mars by shark_energy
4-21-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Use one of MikeyG's punchlines?
Don't you think you've put us through enough torment?

4-21-04 2:00am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

Time to judge.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: Blazing Spacesuits

Most Political

Goes to: Atheist Diary

For the Comic: Bill Alien

Funniest Comic to Incontinenats

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: Doody Dungeon

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Shadow_Artist

For the Comic: Witch: The Moon Landings

Funniest Comic to Surrealists

Goes to: NooniePuuBunny

For the Comic: The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain

Most Ironic

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: Mess with me

Best Pun

Goes to: Shadow_Artist

For the Title: The Long Eye of the Law

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: Narc Side of the Moon

Funniest Politically Correct

Goes to: InnerSinner

For the Comic: Hasta La Vista Madonna

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: shark_energy

For the Comic: The MikeyG jokebook had made it to Mars

Best Title

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: Help Us, Arthur-Fon Zarelli... You're Our Only Help

Most Similar

Goes to: maddog00

And MikeyG

You know why.

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: FTC31, WW 12, *and* CC240???

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: From the Earth to the Broom

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: InnerSinner

For the Comic: Hasta La Vista Madonna

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: Doody Dungeon

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: You Put the Wicked Witch Out ...

Psychic Award

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: Duh!?

My comic was never made, but it had something to do with the 1/6 gravity on the moon.

Creativity Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: FTC31, WW 12, *and* CC240???

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
FTC 31 -- A VIEW TO A KILL by biped
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No. What?
You must work her shift at Moon-Mart until I find a replacement. Thanks for the hassle, Kill-Boy.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

4-21-04 7:29am (new)
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