Seeing as how I made a joke about shitting in a spacesuit, god chose me to lead you all to a nice, happy place. I really think that this contest was made to put people in absurd places and see what they say. I've yet to see someone come up with an idea out of the ordinary, so I feel that I need to make this one really odd. Since today is "Comic Book Wednesday"(The day that the newest shipment of comic books come in.) why not include superheros? Here's your topic, so lets see some jokes!

"World's Worst Things To Say To A Superheros Family"

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

PS: Judging on Monday

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

worlds worst thing to say to a superhero's parents by xxausrottenxx 4-14-04

1 i think daredevil was the best movie ever 2 i never knew superman was in 3 Doors Down 3 Mr. Bean would make the best Aquaman

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WW #12 -- Bad news for Superman's mom by biped 4-14-04

Mrs. Kent? How do you feel now that your son Clark has been exposed as Superman? Exposed? Oh my...I hope he was wearing clean underwear. No, no...it was his identity that was exposed. To the entire world. On live television. Well, he always had a nice one. I used to call it "Mr. Wiggly." Er...how big was it? Pretty big? Describe it to our viewers if you would. Well, on Krypton it would've been pretty average. But under the rays of Earth's yellow sun it turned it into a real jaw-dropping trouser beast.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hulk sell out NOW! by Zaster 4-15-04

Yes, I'm Bruce Banner's fiance'. I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident, Ma'am. Dr. Banner was exposed to gamma radiation out on the test range! *gasp* He's alive, but his horrible mutations will prevent you from ever having a normal life together. I do have some good new, though! There's a cure? No. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Hulk Smash Puny Litigator by Zaster 4-15-04

Are you the fiance' of Bruce Banner? Yes. It seems Dr. Banner has caused alot of residential property damage. He's become the subject of a class action lawsuit! I'll have to serve these papers to him personally. I'll phone ahead for an ambulance. What size bodycast do you wear?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Worst Thing To Say To The Punisher's Family by UnknownEric 4-15-04

Heh, yer all cunting dead.

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I has a flavor!

WW12: Hide Your Sphincters by AtheistDiary 4-15-04

#1 HAHA! That Wolverine pussy's got toothpicks comin' out his limp wrists! #2 The Human Torch is SUCH a flamer! #3 Tobor couldn't cornhole a BRAN MUFFIN!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC 31, WW 12, *and* CC 240??? by AtheistDiary 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Think of something really uber disgusting to say to her family and enter it into World's Worst #12? Or you could say something about Chicka's birthday, her pregnancy, and throw in camping somewhere and make it a TRIPLE crossover strip! WEEEEEEEE!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

WW#12: World's Worst Thing To Say To Superhero's Parents 1 by ivytheplant 4-15-04

1. Cyclops You really fucked Cable up, you know that right? 2. The Waynes I know it's the 60's, but he's wearing a rainbow Batsuit. 3. The Kents Mr. and Mrs. Kent, we need to know where your son is. He's wanted for the homicide of Lois Lane. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue, etc.

WW#12: World's Worst Thing To Say To Superhero's Parents 2 by ivytheplant 4-15-04

1. Mr. and Mrs. Aquaman Lame. 2. Hippolyta So are all of you like, lesbos? 3. Aunt Mae Are you senile or just a moron?

WW#12: World's Worst Thing To Say To Superhero's Parents 3 by ivytheplant 4-15-04

1. The Reeds Tell Mr. Stretchydick to keep it within his own damned zip code! 2. Splinter I last saw them walking into that Japanese restaurant. Soup? 3. The Graysons Your son is such a wonderful athelete. I would like to get to know him better.

WW#12: Lil' Nicky by Halcyon 4-16-04

The Fury's Was it hard birthing a baby with a jar on its head? Only faggots join the military. PANTY-SHIELD, more like.

WW#12: Secrets of the Worthington Emu Farm by Halcyon 4-16-04

Now Warren... I... I should've told you this a long time ago... Oh! My little boy is all grown up! *sniffle*

Fuck WW12 by nonphixional 4-16-04

Kryptonite is really my only weakness. Er.. don't tell.

WW 12: I Never Claimed to Have Tact by AtheistDiary 4-17-04

Some newbies are doing strips about your family. They suck more balls than 2 asian crack whores hopped up on spanish fly. HEY! DAS A LIE! YA! VE SUCKY MO' BOWLS DAN DAT!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

WW#12-Worst Things To Say To The Rawhide Kid's Brother by biped 4-17-04

You're the Rawhide Kid's brother? Wow...are you gay, too? Shut up. Hey Tex, I heard the Kid finally came out of the closet. Does this mean you're next? No, it means "shut up." Why can't you be neater and more fashion-conscious? Like your brother? Shut up, mom.

WW#12-Even Worse Things To Say To The Rawhide Kid's Brother by biped 4-17-04

I saw "Homos On The Range" at the Birdcage Theater last night. Your brother does a mean fan dance. Please die. I never knew the Kid was so limber. It's as though he and the rest of the chorus formed a single undulating beast, writhing in the throes of unbridled ecstasy. I hate you. Really. Why can't you be more interested in the performing arts, and other asthetic pursuits? Like your brother? Mom, please don't make me shoot you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW #12: Worst things to tell superheroes' families by lukket 4-18-04

#1 Congratulations ma'am, you gave birth to a perfectly normal and healthy boy! #2 I'm sorry Mrs. Kent, but Mz... Myxa... Myp... Mxyzptlk had a serious speech impediment and was not able to pronounce his name backwards... #3 At the Wayne Family grave Bruce Wayne is a wimp!

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WW#12: Worst thing to say to a Superhero's dad by fzh 4-19-04

Just because the bumper sticker said "My kid can kick your honor student's ass" there's no reason to prove them wrong!

Sorry about the lateness, but I was busy last night. Anyways, im going to make this quick.

Lukket and IvythePlant

But there can only be one winner, and that is: UnknownEric! What can I say, I like horrible one-liners. Congrats Eric!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

w00t! Thanks Ewwwww! I shall wear the crown proudly. New contest before 5pm EST today.

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I has a flavor!

I meant to put "Lukket and IvythePlant had great entrys.". But I suck, so I forgot. :(

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.