This may be a short lived concept, as FTC has been around a while, and is an extremely humourous idea. However to my mind, its kinda gone at a tangent in that its all about rules and regs and 300 different awards. I kinda wanted something more freestyle, like the CC's but with more of a similarity between the entries.

So welcome to BTC #1.

Begin this Comic Contest #1 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-20-04

My dog is dead?

Rules are pretty simple. Last panel stays the same. The first 2 are completely open. One rule though. The judging is done by not 1, but 3 users. The contest winner chooses the other 2 judges at the start of the new contest. The other 2 judges are however free to create comics and enter them. A majority decision is preferred, but in the event of all 3 judges voting seperately, the original judge has the casting vote.

Oh, and your other 2 judges for this

Kramer vs Kramer

Kaufman

The KKK of Judging.

This is Wednesday 00:00 GMT. Judging at 23:59 GMT Friday

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

BTC#1 by Halcyon 4-20-04

Morning Dad... Before you ask what the tree is about, I have something to tell you. You lost your short-term memory like in Memento and 50 1st Dates. And so much has happened. Mom was distraught and ran away with the milkman only to soon be skinned alive by the people of a New Jersey town, your dog died, and I quit school to star on childporn.com My dog is dead?

BTC #1: I'm a Disturbed Little Man by AtheistDiary 4-20-04

Oh GREAT. Watching National Geographic got me hornier than I thought it would. If I don't fuck someone or something soon, I swear to god I'm gunna -- My dog is dead?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

BTC 1 -- EYEWITLESS by biped 4-20-04

Excuse me...aren't you Carlo Gamboni? The hot-shit Mafia boss? Well, guess what...I saw just you and your goons whack that dude. And unless you come across with some serious greenbacks, pizza-breath, I'll go straight to the cops and sing like Enrico Caruso. My dog is dead?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 1 -- THE DEATH OF DOG ON BALL by biped 4-20-04

HEE-HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! GRRR!!! WHAT GUN FOR, BUTTFACE? ME TOO CUTE TO KILL!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!! My dog is dead?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant by possums 4-20-04

Ceciria! We nee money REAR BAD! We out food! I get some. Hey, gurror! You have food fo' Chinee restaraunt? Well.... Not Mush Rater... My dog is dead?

BTC-Dyslexic Pete by xxausrottenxx 4-20-04

GOD IS DEAD! My dog is dead?

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Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 4-20-04

My dog is dead?

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Poop.

BTC1 : Inspector Gadget by shark_energy 4-21-04

Brains, we have to help Uncle Gadget! RUFF! Take this Bone into Dr Claws Animal Experiement Lab. It contains a spy camera and microphone. RUFF! My dog is dead?

BTC1: A misunderstanding by maddog00 4-21-04

It seems that Henderson girl has been causing us too much trouble. Yes'm. *hic* Kill the bitch. Bitch? *hic* You got it boss. My dog is dead?

BTC 1 -- "PEPE'S ENGLISH LESSON" by biped 4-21-04

Si, si! Muy bien, Pepe! Y ahora, digame, en Ingles..."mi perro es muerto." "Mi perro es muerto"...uh...um... My dog is dead?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 1: Kris Krumple by kaufman 4-21-04

But... No buts, honey. It's ok. We never use the fireplace anyway. Rover can sleep in there if he likes. He probably finds the cool surface comfortable. Ho ho ho! On Rudolph! My dog is dead?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

BTC #1 by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-21-04

Swim, Fishie! Swim! Do fish sleep? My dog is dead?

BTC #1: Non Sequitur Theater by MikeyG 4-21-04

My penis will represent the slaves, and your hands will represent the Underground Railroad. I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've been exposed to Gamma Rays. My dog is dead?

BTC #1: Mr. Short-Term Memory Loss by MikeyG 4-21-04

...and Rover went to heaven in mommy's arms, Daddy. Well, I couldn't bear to see it. I loved Rover sooo much. I'm sorry Rover died, Daddy. My dog is dead?

BTC #1: I can turn ANYTHING into a pedophile joke by MikeyG 4-21-04

Boinky, because I love you so much I've decided to make the ultimate sacrifice for you. I traded my life to the devil. In exchange, you will receive a young girl with which to have unpunishable sex with for eternity. I leave this world and you....now. My dog is dead?

BTC #1: Priorities by MikeyG 4-21-04

Daddy! We just got into a car accident and mommy got decapitated, Fido was smashed, your Ferarri was totalled, and Grandma chewed her leg off to save me, but my left eye is poked out! Oh my GOD! My dog is dead?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

BTC #1 - It's Dead, Get Over It by Bazilla 4-21-04

You killed my dog!? If by "killed my dog" you mean "took the cookies from the cookie jar" then yes. My dog is dead?

There's probably only a limited amount of entries that could be made for this, and this is one of them.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

BTC#1: Celebrity Animal Skin by UnknownEric 4-21-04

Welcome back to the Tonight Show. My guest tonight is rock singer Courtney Love. Good to be here, Jay. Would you like to see my tits? No thank you, I just ate. Courtney, is there anything you've always wanted to do but haven't done yet? Well, I've always wanted to fuck a dog. My dog is dead?

Can't let an opportunity for a good Courtney joke go to waste...

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I has a flavor!

BTC #1: Living Dead Gas by AtheistDiary 4-21-04

Have you ever farted then had a sudden craving for egg salad? Wait a minute, did you just ... My dog is dead?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I Love Cross Dressers, er I Mean Cross OVERS by AtheistDiary 4-21-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... My dog is dead?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

BTC#1 X-mas by fzh 4-21-04

You'll never guess what mom and dad got you! Honey! There's no airholes in the box! Oh shit! My dog is dead?

BTC #1: What's the Weather Like Under a Basketball Player? by MikeyG 4-21-04

Where are you going, FiFi? Oh, I forgot to tell you I'm going out. Oh, ok. What are you doing? I've got a hot date with Kobe Bryant. My dog is dead?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ahhh , Kobe.

Will Kobe Bryant jokes EVER stop being funny?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I hope not, or half my repertoire is toast.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Note to self: Create a series with the new character KOBOR.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Its just gone midnight, and i think i just woke up half the house laughing.

"KOBOR WILL KORNHOLE YOU NOW , BEEEEATCH"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

BTC #1 by NooniePuuBunny 4-22-04

YOU WILL BRING ME A SACRIFICE SO THAT I MAY FEED UPON THE BLOOD AND GROW STRONGER!!! FAIL, AND YOUR FAMILY WILL PERISH!! C'mere puppy! I've got a present for you! Bruff? My dog is dead?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.