Why aren't I getting some damn presents?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

You can have this:

Happy now?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Google has a cute little picture of a fish on its logo today. That's your present.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

THANK YOU, BIPED! I had almost forgotten.

*slaps CowTipper with a week-old dead fish*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You can have this:

Happy now?

HOW COULD YOU CUT DOWN THAT TREE ON EARTH DAY? Any other day I wouldn't have cared about the needless massacre of trees... but whoa. On EARTH DAY?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

THANK YOU, BIPED! I had almost forgotten.

*slaps CowTipper with a week-old dead fish*

It's dead now? *sob*

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I ate a tree for Earth Day. Does that work?

You can have this:

Happy now?

HOW COULD YOU CUT DOWN THAT TREE ON EARTH DAY? Any other day I wouldn't have cared about the needless massacre of trees... but whoa. On EARTH DAY?

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What the cunt is "Earth Day"? You fuckers!

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Dad was flammable

I fucked one.

But that's a daily routine for me.

I drove an SUV while throwing old styrofoam cups full of tree-killing bacteria out the window, smoking a pack an hour, and eating a big juicy hamburger. Oh, and I ran over a dog.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My dog is dead?

I fucked one.

But that's a daily routine for me.

Former member of the "Tree Humperz" Guild? o_o

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Biped... google is the greatest. It is the only reason why I knew it was Earth Day on Earth Day. Same with almost every other holiday. My birthday should be a holiday god damn it.

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

My birthday is on 9/10 -- the day before 9/11. So it's sort of an anti-holiday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.