Now that we have that background available, let's do World's Worst thing to say on a farm. Let's try to be a bit more original than bestiality, shall we?

Judging on Sunday.

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World's Worst thing to say on a farm by boinky33 4-27-04

1 I don't want any of your bullshit! 2 Why did you cross the road? 3 What are ya doin' later?

WW #14 -- Worst Things To Say On A Farm by biped 4-27-04

1. Join me behind the barn for some sex, my dear? Oh, COME ON -- let's try to be a bit more original than bestiality, shall we? 2. Them shore wuz good grits we had fer breakfast this mornin', Maw. Them weren't grits, Paw. Them were young Jasper's zit squeezin's. 3. Yum-yum! Those farmers sure grow nice big hamburger patties in their hamburger patty patch. That's not a hamburger patty patch. It's where I go to take a nice big steaming shit, dumbass.

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WW #14 -- Worst Things To Say On A Farm by biped 4-27-04

1. Guess what, Paw? I'm a-gonna have yore next young'un AND grand-young'un at the SAME DANG TIME! 2. Them hormone pills I bought from that travelin' salesman er a-kickin' in, Paw. Best git them britches off. 3. PAAA-AAAAA PAAA-AAAA! Oh, COME ON...

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WW #14 -- Worst Things To Say On A Farm by KamikazeBob 4-27-04

Pa, I had sex with the sheep. Why would you do somethin' like that sis!? If you weren't my daughter I'd whip you into line real good! That's right bitch, I killed your parents. Wondering where they were? Well they're dead... and you're eating them! Hahahaha! P'Zoned bitch.

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WW 14 by possums 4-27-04

Please pardon my pun. Well, you know what they say, boy. "Love means never having to neigh you're sorry!" Oh boy! A new pet! I'm going to keep you forever! And I'll name you and... Why yes, I am the farmer's daughter!

World's Worst 14 by CowTipper 4-27-04

1. Do you have a telephone? 2. Let's sing! Old MacDonald had a farm.... 3. Have you ever seen "The Simple Life"?

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WW #14: Sans Bestiality by NooniePuuBunny 4-27-04

1. That was your wife? I mistook her for a cow. 2. What a cute little chicken. I wonder where the eggs are supposed to come out... 3. You're not still angry with me for hooking your wife up to the milking machine, are you?

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World's Worst Thing to Say on a Farm by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-28-04

1. State your family lineage. 2. You couldn't hit the broad side of the barn with that thing. 3. Well, as you say around here, "git 'er done."

World's Worst Thing to Say on a Farm...I think. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-28-04

1. It is here that these goats are "bred," which means that they do the "cock a doodle do." 2. Well, maybe that was just the World's Worst Farm Joke. You're such a ham. 3. This one's my size! Time to practice some of those "ol' farm traditions" they keep talking about!

I know he said no beastiality, but I couldn't resist.

WW14: Eee Eye Eee Eye Yo by shark_energy 4-28-04

1. Hey Darleene! This one is just like Miss Piggy. Hey piggy how's the frog doing? 2. Have you gruffed Billy? 3. Like I said, Elmer Fudd doesn't scare me one bit.

It's been too long between postings. Too long.

Flawed Farm ConFab by bonwag 4-28-04

1. Bad Brother, I think we've cemented your good wife into the foundation of yonder barn (WOE!) 2. Badder Brother, yonder barn is built 3 meters outside the community's wireless broadband network (GREATER WOE!) 3. Fully Michael Jackson Brother, there's a group of five homosexuals here to talk to you about your barn (GREATEST WOE!)

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WW14: Farming my ass off by shark_energy 4-28-04

1. I fancy kicking some pigskin balls. 2. Duck 3. Give me some milk! Pull the udder one

WW 14 by AtheistDiary 4-28-04

1 That isn't milk you're drinking. 2 Ya cunts lost. Get o'er it. 3 I guess not everything is big in Texas.

WW 14 by AtheistDiary 4-28-04

Hi, we're from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ...

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WW14: And on that farm by shark_energy 4-28-04

1. Thankyou for your custom Mr Sanchez. Your fillet steaks will be with you by Monday. 2. The thing is Mary Jane, when I agreed to marry the farmer's daughter I was picturing a Russ Meyer movie... 3. Did I tell you I have a football fetish? Yes I like to lick pigskin balls.

Worst Things to Say on an (Animal) Farm by possums 4-28-04

You remind me of Trotsky. Damn! Those really WERE holy seeds! I dunno, sir, it seems here that shotgun payment is overdue, so you're gonna have to return it... may I have it, please?

ww 14 by AtheistDiary 4-28-04

1 Do you prefer latex or lamb skin? 2 That is such bullshit! 3 I wanna pork you like an animal.

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Lizhard VII by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

This place is awesome Lizzy Yep I got to thinking one day, and, I told myself, "Lizhard, You ball her like a wet cow, and she horse around." So I says to myself I says, I'll take her to... What, What is it?

WW14: Farm 4: The revenge by Shark_Energy 4-29-04

1. Congratulations Mr Bullworth, you have a healthy baby lamb. 2. So who came first? 3. You can't pull the wool over my eyes!

World's Worst Thing to Say On a Farm...Ignorance is bliss. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-29-04

1 I was going to recruit you for "The Bachelorette," but I remembered that you're an "All In The Family" kind of person. 2 I wonder who was the first to look at a cow and say, "I wonder what happens if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?" 3 What flavor is a cow pie?

WW 14: Worst Things To Say To Old Farmer Brown by biped 4-29-04

1. I'm sorry, sir, but due to your persistent nonpayment, I'm going to have to repossess the "Coop-Fresh" air circulator. Dern...that really blows. 2. ...I'm going to have to repossess the milking machine. Dern...that really sucks. 3. ...I'm going to have to repossess the Accu-Jac. Dern...that REALLY sucks.

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WW thing to say on a farm by xxausrottenxx 4-29-04

you had some wild cows eating all your grass, but i opened the gate so they'd leave why dont you get a real job? limp bizkit is headlining the next farm aid

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WW14 (Farm) #1: The Kentucky Solution by Shadow_Artist 4-30-04

Just think of it, gentlemen. Fifty thousand chickens a day... The Farm-a-land will be cleansed. Heil the Colonel!

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some more sorta bad things to say on a farm by xxausrottenxx 4-30-04

phew, i finally escaped from KFC, i should be safe at a farm...shouldn't i? farm, shooting range, same thing to me, i didn think you'd get so mad i hear PETA moved in next door

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World's Worst Thing To Say On a Farm by valuedan 4-30-04

1. Did you know that, on average, farmers tend to be poorer than the rest of the population? 2. Did you know that, statistically, farmers have lower IQs than non-farmers? 3. Where am I standing? According to the Census for Human Development, farmers are not technically humans, and need to be rounded up and sent to concentration camps, lest they intermingle with our pure, non-farmer race.

These are intended to be able to work either together or seperately. Unlike the majority of my weekend activities, I've managed to keep them bestiality-free.

Popular Resistance by Externalization 5-01-04

Don't move! This is a random raid on behalf of the BATF, DEA, INS, and RIAA. Get off my land. I ain't hurtin' no one. Y'all got no right to be here without a warrant. Are you attempting to resist?!? What, are you growing illegal crops or harboring terrorists or something? Private property gives the right to exclude others without the need for any justification. The right to act at will without the need for justification is the essence of freedom, be it of speech or property. Hey! Don't make us pull a Leonard Peltier on your ass, you rabble-rousing hick!

More Popular Resistance by Externalization 5-01-04

Stop right there! Are you the farmer's daughter? Yes, I am. Where is my pa? I'm afraid we had no choice but to arrest your father on one count of resisting arrest. If we allow his brand of insurrection to go unchecked, we'll have chaos on our hands. If statists fear popular resistance, perhaps the government should violate fewer rights. She's obviously a threat, men! We'd better gun her down in self-defense.