Read my damn comics. I know they suck. But read them anyway!

Read these damn comics!

Samples below!
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Rebuilding once again']
[Click to view comic: 'Back to the chase']
[Click to view comic: 'Rusty meets Mr. Butch again!']

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I've got my sword. I know what to do! *stabs himself and dies*

I have endured...where's my cookie?! =O

They're interesting...

...now can I have my cookie? And is it chocolate chip? With huge chunks of chocolate? @_@ *drools*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I knew they sucked, and I read them anyway, just as I was commanded to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i knew this really homosexual guy named alkoholik who tired to con me into reading his comics by offering free beer. i mean i know the difference between beer and semen...i was just drunk

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*gives everyone a cookie with big chocolate chip chunks* Now... I will die soon. *Dies*

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I've got my sword. I know what to do! *stabs himself and dies*

Dang... I didn't get a cookie.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

*gives CowTipper a cookie* Hmm.. *gets a machine that automatically gives the kind of cookie the people want* No one knows I'm here.. heh *Runs away* *trips and falls off a cliff*

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I've got my sword. I know what to do! *stabs himself and dies*

Dang. Where is that guy? The machine ate my cookie.

*climbs out of the machine, running with a huge armfull of cookies* mweeeheheheee!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

*types stage directions between two asterisks, hits "save", submits pointless post*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*me slaps you with a 2 month old rotting fish*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"HEE HAW!!! ME SLAP YOU WITH TWO-MONTH OLD ROTTING FISH!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!! GRRR!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.