I'm new here and most of my comics suck, but check them out anyway if you want. I've been browsing through some of all of your comics and they're really funny. Ok, well I know I just set myself up to be laughed at and rejected, but oh well. Just saying hi.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Just as long as you know what you're in for... "Ha ha!"

What's wrong with me? I got some of them.

Well, I like your strips, Chicka.

I also like that you did not demand to be loved.

*gets out the electric cattleprod and the bucket of goat's blood*

Time for the initiation ritual!

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*gets out the electric cattleprod and the bucket of goat's blood*

Time for the initiation ritual!

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Whoo hoo! Sounds like fun. When can we get started!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Truth is DexX carries that cattleprod and bucket o' blood around everywhere and then just makes up excuses to use them. Like, "Time to initiate" or "Who wants an exotic massage?"

We've been planning an intervention for months, but it's been a little tough since no one really wants to confront a man holding a cattleprod and a bucket of blood.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Someone used a vowel! Time for a celebratory proddin'!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dan, you dropped the "g" from the end of a word! Put on some rubber-soled shoes and stick your face in the bucket. Sorry, but they're the rules...

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*gets out the electric cattleprod and the bucket of goat's blood*

Time for the initiation ritual!

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Ha Ha Ha I'm ready!
*pulls out toilet seat waxed in motor-oil and a log*

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

My favorite of your comics is this one

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I was a DJ at the teeny tiny radio station at my small college. I often had that thought....

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

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Ha Ha Ha I'm ready!
*pulls out toilet seat waxed in motor-oil and a log*

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Um... right.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I was a DJ at the teeny tiny radio station at my small college. I often had that thought....

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Thanks. I didn't even think anyone would like that one...

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Maybe they're all skitz's.

I mean, what if no one is listening? Are they only talking to themselves?

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Schitzophrenia is the inability to properly perceive reality, and is completely separate from multiple personality disorder no it's not yes it is, you fool.

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Get it right!

Schizophrenia doesn't have a t in it. Please, everyone - if you think you have been possessed by the spirit of King Pedantic Smirking Fuck, pick up a dictionary and double-check your spelling.

Sorry to be a prick, but I hate to see DrPedantic being diluted...

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Schizophrenia doesn't have a t in it. Please, everyone - if you think you have been possessed by the spirit of King Pedantic Smirking Fuck, pick up a dictionary and double-check your spelling.

Sorry to be a prick, but I hate to see DrPedantic being diluted...

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Two parts DrPedantic, one part DrPepper. Wonderfully refreshing!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wouldn't you like to be a pedantic smirking fuck too? [tm]

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Snkkkt.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Schizophrenia doesn't have a t in it. Please, everyone - if you think you have been possessed by the spirit of King Pedantic Smirking Fuck, pick up a dictionary and double-check your spelling.

Sorry to be a prick, but I hate to see DrPedantic being diluted...

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Sorry to cause such a fuss over one of my not so well thought out comics. It will probably happen again in the future, but I'll try to be as politically correct as possible from now on.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Don't apologize. Just call them donkey fuckers.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Hey, that's the same phrase I have embroidered on my hand towels.

Also, the worst advice I've ever received at a sentencing.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

was that advice you were given before your sentencing or by the judge as they sentenced you?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Actually my lawyer told me that. I think he had a lunch date or something cuz he also told me to not wear pants and ask the sentencing jury about their children.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

How much for de weemen? Your weemen, I want to buy your weemen! How much for de leetle girl?

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