I'm gnu here and I was wondering what you all thought of my comics. So go and read them all before I bitch slap the lot of you.

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Get off my back!

eatabowlofdick.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I think they suck.

Next.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Whats with all the new people lately?
It seems like everyday theres like two new posts saying "Hi I'm new here how are my comics?"

Oh by the way I agree with wirthling your comics suck.

Your dick is hard?

Oops, wrong thread...

I'm reading porn.

Ooops still the wrong thread.

I think they suck.

Next.

Sorry about that. I am not usually quite so rude to newbies. That doesn't mean that I don't think your comics suck, though. They do suck. Big time.

Oops. That wasn't quite the apology I intended.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Amen.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Did you know that GNU is a recursive acronym that means "Gnu's Not Unix"?

Oh, and you comics? Huge bowls of nutsack sweat, yo.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

God's hole, what a troll... The guy has three comics, all puns on the word "gnu", and all created today. Do the math.

Has anyone ever seen Deisel and this guy in the same room together? 'Nuff said.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

My money's on gabe personally. Just because he doesn't have a lot to do since his mom moved in with wirthling.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey Gnu Guy, are you gonna open-source your password for us?

Man, I can't believe I just used that awful, awful joke. But someone had to say it.

If it's not Gabe, it's onion2k come back to us at long last.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Never mind that, he'd better put those 18 pink donkeys back into the stall, man!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Fuck you all.

[Click to view comic: 'Blow Me']

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Get off my back!

PS - My wife thinks those comics are funny.

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Get off my back!

PPS - She meant stupid funny. But that's still funny. Fuckers.

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Get off my back!

PPPS - But not stupid funny like evil_d's name. She just thinks that's stupid.

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Get off my back!

Aren't you the same group of yahoos that were ripping on people for falling prey to the Bonsai Kitty hoax?

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Get off my back!

Shut your mouth, boy. Don't make me take the Mr. Smiley down off its hook.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=mother_billings

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He was always slow in school.

The weird thing is that it is really difficult to tell the faux newbies apart from the real newbies. Unless Gabe is all of the newbies, in which case I'm really confused.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

On the bright side, I'm glad that the person that I flamed turned out to be Gabe. That stool-surfer deserves every insult he gets.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well, I guess I'm not that bad compared to THIS guy!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

quote:

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The weird thing is that it is really difficult to tell the faux newbies apart from the real newbies. Unless Gabe is all of the newbies, in which case I'm really confused.

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