Welcome to FTC #34!

The last FTC I hosted, I was very strict as far as rules go. This time around, pretty much anything goes...

Rules
Awards List

You should use the LadyJ character somewhere in the last panel, but it is not required (especially if you're making an "in the dark" comic).

You MAY use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional Rules:
Photoshopped entries are not only acceptable, but encouraged.
Max 10 entries per stripper.
Please keep the *Start Flashback* narration in the last panel.

Here's your template :

FTC #34 Template by niteowl 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback*

Judging will be Friday May 14th. Good luck!

---
Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC 34: The Way We Were by biped 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Hey! Wanna see my "wiener"?

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Had to be done.

Now back to the funny entries....

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

FTC #34 their first date was in the sixties. by fzh 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* DADDY! MOMMY'S HAVING AN ACID FLASHBACK! Picture yourself in a boat on a river.....

FTC #34 What Happens Here, Stays Here by fzh 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* No, wait, we didn't date long. I met him, married him, and got pregnant with you all in the same night in Las Vegas.

FTC #34 in the deep south by fzh 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Daddy, did you and mommy go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Shut up and take it, bitch!

FTC #34 or is it FTC 33? by fzh 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have.

FTC 34 - A somewhat decent proposal by qwertyuio 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* So you're offering to pay me to be your beard? If my parents knew, they'd cut me out of the will. We can share my Filipino pool boy. He'll do anyone.

FTC 34 - A completely original idea by qwertyuio 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Oh shit! I can't believe you killed those two jocks! Don't worry, I'll make it look like they killed themselves because of their secret homosexual relationship.

FTC 34 - Les be friends by qwertyuio 5-06-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Being with you Hayley, I truely realize I am a lesbian. Yes I definately don't have a penis.

---
I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

FTC34 (1): A Date At The Park… by Shadow_Artist 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Run Lizzy! RAPTORS!

FTC34 (2): Out Of This World by Shadow_Artist 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Artificial insemination probe discharged.

FTC34 (3): First Date Physics by Shadow_Artist 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" What the fuck are you talking about?

---
Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

FTC 34: The Woof Man by biped 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* PENIS!!!

FTC 34: Love Story by biped 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Oh, boy! Hot buttered mongoloid!

FTC 34: When Harry Met Sally by biped 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* You're a MAN?

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

---

Had to be done.

---

FTC 34: "Passion" Indeed by possums 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... * Start Flashback * Is it hot in here or is it just Satan?

FTC 34: MUSH-Room MUSH-Room by possums 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger... LOVE!!!!

FTC 34: AAAAGGAAGAGGHGHHGGH by possums 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... Quit playing games with my heart!

FTC 34: All over again by maddog00 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did...hm, deja vu.

FTC34: In Memory of Someoen by maddog00 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* wehn a man loves a women, HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH! AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!!

FTC34: First time's a charm by maddog00 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* What...what is that for? I wanna nail you. That such a bad thing?

FTC 34: Prisoner of Love by biped 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Wake up, lover! Playtime again! NO!!! NO!!! OH MY GOD, JUST KILL ME!!!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC34: Love Is A Wonderful Thing. by UnknownEric 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... It's not gonna suck itself, y'know. *SWOON*

---
I has a flavor!

quote:

---

Had to be done.

Now back to the funny entries....

---

There's a two in three chance that in what you're referring to as "that picture," a little girl is talking to her mommy.

HTH!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC34:- Off on a Tangent by Elvis_Steel 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* Have you seen my cheese?

---
Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

FTC #34: School Sucks by The_Kingpin 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* David, can you see me after school this afternoon?

FTC #34: And guess what...They're red! And Silky! by NooniePuuBunny 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* So what are you into? Wearing women's underwear! I usually swipe my mom's thong and wear it around the house. I'm wearing it right now in fact. Wanna see?

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC #34 by CowTipper 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* ... *End flashback* You know what? Ask your father.

---
I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

There's a two in three chance that in what you're referring to as "that picture," a little girl is talking to her mommy.

HTH!

The other picture (which may be off topic) shows a man with a strap-on device attached to his forehead. A woman has subjugated him and is using it... uhm... backwards... with vigor.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That sure is a different way of giving head.

---
Think classy, you'll be classy.

There are many things, Horacio...

FTC #34 Oh Holy Night by Spankling 5-07-04

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me? Yes, we did. What was your first date with him like? It was...well, let's just say it was interesting... *Start Flashback* So if we do that I'll still be a virgin, right? And you're sure you can pull out in time? No problem. Father Murphy has done it to me a thousand times!