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Dude, crabby. Why are you wearing two different shoes?

Or perhaps the better question is, why are you wearing a bra?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Loved it.

Also love Converse All Stars.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

aaaaah, crabby. You are the roxx0r.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Crabby punishes.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jesus Saves , BUT CRABBY SCORES THE REBOUND!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I saw that title and thought, good God he's gone back to all caps! But our little crabster has grown since those days.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Crabby, I want to have your children.

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Poop.