New by crabby 5-15-04

Sancho, are you wearing two different pairs of shoes? I bought two new pairs of Converse All Stars and decided to wear one on each foot. Thats fucked up man, you look retarded. I think it's cool. Like "Look at me I just don't care!" I think it looks more like "Look at me I'm fucking retarded!" I would expect that from a sell out like you.

New 2 by crabby 5-15-04

Son, your mother told me about the shoe situation. Do you want to talk about it? I'm just wearing two different shoes. It's no big deal really. Son, are you gay? Cause' if you are I'm totally cool with that. All I want is for you to be happy son. Dad! I'm not Gay! But........ You're wearing two different shoes. I'm going to the mall. I'll be home later.

New 3 by crabby 5-15-04

I just don't see what the big deal about the shoes is. You with the shoes stop right there! What did I do? Alright faggot! Wheres the drugs? I'm not gay and I don't do drugs. But.....You're wearing two different pairs of shoes.

New 4 by crabby 5-15-04

Hopefully, I can find some people around here who understand me more. The mall is great for finding posers like myself. Hey, I totally love the shoes! Wow thanks! Everyone has been hassling me about them. But, you know, I'm just trying something new. I'm Sancho, whats your name? I'm Steve. I'm not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!! But........You're wearing two different pairs of shoes.

New 5 by crabby 5-15-04

Sancho, what happened to your shoes? I got tired of people hassling me, so I just stopped wearing two different pairs. Who's the sell out now? I need to move away. Far, Far away.

Dude, crabby. Why are you wearing two different shoes?

Or perhaps the better question is, why are you wearing a bra?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Loved it.

Also love Converse All Stars.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

aaaaah, crabby. You are the roxx0r.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Crabby punishes.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jesus Saves , BUT CRABBY SCORES THE REBOUND!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I saw that title and thought, good God he's gone back to all caps! But our little crabster has grown since those days.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Crabby, I want to have your children.

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Poop.