Well, this is an idea I've been screwing around with for a while. The concept is you make a bad comic about the subject the host gives you. It has to suck real hard if you want to win. For reference, look at the bonus portion of CC 237, or read my comic, "The Floot of Gloot."

The Subject: Airplanes

Now strip! Strip like the stinky wind! Then we'll see if everyone can really be down with BCC.

BCC 1: "Airplanes" by biped 5-23-04

Airplanes. Poop!

BCC 1: The Aperslines by biped 5-23-04

This ariplanes is too crashed? I are not on ailpranes. You have on airpalsen? I get on two ainprales. You am dead? I are not alive. I are not in two apersline!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You'd be better off waiting until you win a CC, and making this the rules. CC67 was like that.

I think people are just wanting a vanity contest of their own.

Sadly I think this comic is funnier than all the others I've ever done.

bAd ComIc conTEST unO: It's All ABOUT teh SHARrRrRrRrON! by AtheistDiary 5-23-04

I'm no longer allowed on airplanes cause i stink and stuff. but this loud mouth can though he stink too. what logical irony, huh? SHARON! THE DOG'S CRAPPED ON THE AIRPLANE AGAIN FLOOR! oh wait this is supposed to have a background of a airplane, right? ok i need to switch it. SHARRRRON! I NEED MY DEPENDS! I CRAPPED IN KELLY'S MOUTH AGAIN! And on a lighter note i think Ozzy secretly masturbates to his family photos. SHARRRRRRRRRRRON!!!!!!!!! IVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T ... WAIT, WHAT CAN'T I DO? SHARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!1

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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You'd be better off waiting until you win a CC, and making this the rules. CC67 was like that.

I think people are just wanting a vanity contest of their own.

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BCC1 by fzh 5-23-04

Can someone delete/move this and the MINSA thread elsewhere, rather than this crap knocking the Comic Cup down.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

BCC1: the suck zone by panic 5-23-04

if we go kill each other on this game, and the plane does crash and burn it will be like.. VIRTUAL REALITY! i really wish i could have had sex with your sister, though. me too! they got what they deserved. the end. hdb! hdb!

i dont see why they just stop making these comps and just bring back the damn jet comic competition

oh yeah heres mine

pity comic by xxausrottenxx 5-23-04

its kinda ironic that this plane is crashing no its not

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Bite me, asshole. It's like 7 to 3 right now, in favor of BCC. Why can't you be down with BCC?

Bite me, asshole. It's like 7 to 3 right now, in favor of BCC. Why can't you be down with BCC?

Because I care too much about SC to encourage people to make bad comics all the more.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Yeah, there's enough bad comics on sc already. Why encourage more?

Because purposefully bad comics are funny.

BCC 1: airpalnes aer suck by Gabu 5-23-04

teh plane si goeng down what the plaen it is a funny thing all your engine failuer are belonge to thes plane

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Blue is the color of victory.

They're funny when the people are trying to make it funny. Not when it's intentional.

wait, this is serious?

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Bad comic by CowTipper 5-23-04

Leaving, on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Fuck you. Mine sucks most. Where's my prize?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Biped ate my airplane so my comic broke by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-23-04

Them rotor turbines ain't gonna gravitate aeroplains by themselves! Haha! Oy vey! Mozel tov. You couldn't pronounce that if an airplane came and bit you in the (nose). Look. It's a bird. Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Fuck you. Mine sucks most. Where's my prize?

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BCC 1: happy bad comic zen time show by alienpantsyndrome 5-23-04

The horses knew... Trouble? Trouble. The bears knew... Death? Death. The chair, it was not amused. SIT ON ME I AM A CHAIR!

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

OMG!!! I MAED DIS COMIX ALL BYE MYSELF FOR BCC 1!!!!11 by NooniePuuBunny 5-24-04

I'''M GNNA HIT J00 WIT MY B8IG STICK!!!11 NUH UH! i AM GONNA SHOVE THIS AIRPLANE UP J00R SMELLY CHICKEN A$$! YAH! SHOVE THE AIRPLANE UP HIS ASS!!!!11 TURN IT SIDEWAYS, UNKLE TOOTHGNIP!112!! OMG! J00 SHOVED THE PLANE UP MY A$$!!!11 NOW WERE ARE WE GOING 2 STAND NOW?! FUCK!

MINE 0WNZ J00RS!! ROTFLMA0 OMG! i AM S00 PHUNNEEEE!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Fuck you. Mine sucks most. Where's my prize?

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This is the suck, I declare a boycot.

All who are with me quote the Bee Gees!

"Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home."

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!"

"Am I unwise, to open up your eyes to love me?"

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Okay It's been about a day so I'ma judge.

Third place: dagmar
Second place: alienpantsyndrome
First place: xxausrottenxx

Shine on, you crazy diamond.