This indeed is the return of the Bad Comic Competition. As the name would say, it is for bad comics. It doesn't mean unfunny comics, it means bad comics, and there is a difference. Bad comics are just....bad Unfunny comics will not win this competition!!!!

Alright enough talk, time for the subject and rules

the subject of the BCC is

sexual innuendo

Your goal is to make the worst comic about sexual innuendos. the cheesiest, most cliche things that you can think of, cuz hey, this is a bad comic competition.

The only other rule of this comp is this:
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In every panel, there must be a different background, and every panel must use different characters.
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If you have neat ways to judge this comp, send me a PM, judging will take place in a week or whenever i feel like judging

Oh yeah, and good luck, you won't need it!

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BCC 2: I Can't Think Of A Good Title by Gabu 6-03-04

My boss just fired me because he hates me. Then he raped me. Wow, shafted twice in one day.

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Blue is the color of victory.

BCC 2: Ying-Yang Goes Bananas by biped 6-03-04

I'm reading a book about church sects. CHURCH SEX!!!??? OMFG! LOOK WHAT YING-YANG'S IMAGINATION IS ABOUT TO MAKE US DO! THIS IS SO WRONG! SO BUTT-FUCKINGLY WRONG! Ying-Yang, if you don't concentrate, you're going to blow the quiz on "Moby Dick." BLOW!!! JIZZ!!! DICK!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oops, wait, I didn't see the only other rule in the competition until now.

Uhh... well, that makes my comic even worse, so there.

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Blue is the color of victory.

BCC 2-prehistoric innuendo by gnarly 6-03-04

sex in different positions in different places excites me talk about going prehistoric i just got boned catch grr

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Like Eminem only I know I'm white.

How do you figure a comic that's truly funny can still be bad? The way I see it, any comic that deserves to win will be automatically disqualified. You fools are going to rip a hole in the space-humor continuum.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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How do you figure a comic that's truly funny can still be bad? The way I see it, any comic that deserves to win will be automatically disqualified. You fools are going to rip a hole in the space-humor continuum.

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Who the heck are those two, anyway?

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Blue is the color of victory.

BCC2: Nicknames by fzh 6-03-04

You know what's short for Richard? what? Dick! Haha! Richard has a short Dick!

ORAL report by qwertyuio 6-04-04

Want to eat each other's pussies? Then let's shit on each other's chests. Oh boy Lindsey Lohan! I'd love to stick my tongue up your poop chute! And that's my report on Huckleberry Finn. Any questions? Why can't I just retire?

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

BCC2: HBK! I'm jes' a sexy boi... by possums 6-04-04

Is that a dick in your pants or are you just... oh. Care for a cocktail? There's a monkey in my trunk... wanna go spank it?

BCC#2 - These are Pick-Up Lines?! by InnerSinner 6-04-04

Me a chiney girl. And how old are you, my child? Want a puff?

BCC#2- Those Tacky StripCreator Users! by InnerSinner 6-04-04

I'll pick you up later... and then throw you onto the bed! I run a website called stripcreator, and I would now like you to create me a strip. I like petting pussies.

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

Not so fresh feeling by qwertyuio 6-04-04

Ohh baby I need yo sweddy pussy. Eat it bitch! Wow that was the best pussy eating, ever My poor jaw. Kinda get's you in the mood, eh Jen? Ewwww Mom you're fucking sick!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

BCC #2: The Six-TEE Nine Golf Club by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-04-04

It's getting hot in here.. Git 'er done. ...Turn down the thermostat... Hey, did you fart? Because you just blew me away! Everyone's dü-ing it.

BCC #2: OMG! I LIEK TO STIK WEIRD STUF UP MAH BUTT!!!11 by NooniePuuBunny 6-04-04

Do you like beef jerky? Cuz I'd really like you to jerk my beef. Does pussy want big fishie? Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy... For the last time... I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

I bet you were expecting this one

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Mammaries, light the corner of my mind by Spankling 6-04-04

The cross at St. Mary's shows Christ's sack under the loin cloth. They paid extra. Just like you did so long ago... *** FLASHBACK *** Say hippie chick, you ever try mixing your love and war? Like, not at my regular rate, little Spanky. Flash forward to somewhere in the heartland Mom... you never say anything about my real dad. How can I get you to talk? You'll have to beat it out of me. _____ * wink * * wink *

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

BCC 2: The Dickens You Say by biped 6-06-04

Whenever you need a quick one...and nothing else will satisfy... Get your DICKENS CIDER! If there's a hole in your life that needs to be filled with tasty goodness... ...that's where you need to put your DICKENS CIDER! Also in extra-large, shatter-proof containers! So now you can get your BIG, HARD DICKENS CIDER!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Judging in 2 days!!! hurry and get those entries in!!!

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well this contest has gone surprisingly well. and because im so proud of your shit, I've decided to make my own little awardy things...can i have a drumroll please??

The Poot Of Honor goes to:

Gabu for his comic which broke the rules. That's so bad that it deserved the Poot of Honor!

The Turtle Head Award (AKA second place) goes to

Possums for the comic 'BCC2: HBK! I'm jes' a sexy boi... '

Now for the Honor of the week

The King Shit Award, the one who will be able to continue this contest, goes to

Spankling. Any comic about Jesus' nutsack wins my heart!

I hope you all had fun making shitty comics, and perhaps this contest will become one of the greats! So take it away, Spankling!

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HAW!!

Future BCC hosts, I advise you to make up your own awards and not just to copy ausrotten's. Go insane, like the good ol' awardin' of BTC #5. Pure. Insanity.

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and Dino Delaurentis.

So, when's the next BCC going to appear?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ausrotten, you should pm spankling and see if his nefarious plot to take over the BCC involves making a new one.

OMFG SPANKLNG WH3RES TEH NAWEST BAD COMIC COMPETITION?!??! OMG WTF

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Blue is the color of victory.