Many of you probably know about the problems between Disney and Pixar, the company that made many of Disney's most profitable and memorable recent films. Well, Disney's looking for some new fresh blood and they're looking at Stripcreator (okay, they're really not, but pretend they are!).

Your job is to create a kid-friendly, adult-approved (or not, if you choose to get dirty) idea for a new Disney feature film. Think Finding Nemo, think Toy Story, then take your mind for a swim in the gutter.

Series are more than welcome, as long as they don't go beyond 10 (I have a medium attention span).

Judging shall be Monday, June 28 in the evening, most likely. Get to work and have fun!

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I has a flavor!

CC 249: Walt Disney's "Funtastic Forest Friends" -- 1 by biped 6-21-04

GOSHERS! It sure is a cutey-cute day in the forest today! Why, it makes me want to sing a song -- !! Oh, shut the fuck up, you bucktoothed little twerp. Huh? I -- uh...so, the song I was gonna sing was -- You sing one note of that fucking song and I swear to god I'll bash your squirrelly little fucking brains in. Um...okay, now -- that's not very nice language for a Walt Disney cartoon, Mr. Dorky Duck! FUCK YOU, you little brown nose! Why don't you go live in Uncle Walt's fucking ASSHOLE if you think he's so great!

CC 249: Walt Disney's "Funtastic Forest Friends" -- 2 by biped 6-21-04

Oh, yeah? Well, FARK YOU, too! I'm tired of having to carry these farking cartoons after disillusioned old farts like you have lost interest! "Lost interest"? I've been in 450 fucking cartoons, you little DORK! I'm 69 fucking years old! When the fuck do I get to retire? Look, I just signed a contract with Steven Spielberg, and -- STEVEN SPIELBERG? If that fucking asshole ate a thousand cartoons a day for a thousand years and drank a million gallons of cartoon laxatives, he couldn't SHIT a decent cartoon! Oh, well, ha-ha! You're just an old sourpuss! La, la, la, I'm making the best of a -- THAT'S IT! I warned you about singing that fucking song! You're DEAD MEAT, FUCKER!

CC 249: Walt Disney's "Funtastic Forest Friends" -- 3 by biped 6-21-04

HELP! DORKY DUCK'S GONE OUT OF HIS FARKING MIND! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! HELP! WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU LITTLE -- Hey! What's going on here? Um...you wanna get the fuck outta my cartoon, dickhead? Your scene isn't scheduled to be shot till next Tuesday. MY scene? In YOUR cartoon? You mean now they've got me doing GUEST SHOTS to bolster the third-stringers' fucking cartoons? Why, you egotistical BASTARD! I throw a washed-up old HAS-BEEN a fucking BONE by giving him a cameo in one of MY great cartoons, and all he can do is BITCH!

CC 249: Walt Disney's "Funtastic Forest Friends" -- 4 by biped 6-21-04

He's right. I am a washed-up old has-been. My kind of cartoons are over...and I hate making them now anyway. Maybe I should just wander off and die. Wow...I've never been off the page before. It sure is blank. Ahh...blissful blankness. I'll just lose myself in it until I fade away. Huh? What up, fuckface? Hmm... I thought I smelled shit. Who the fuck are you s'posed to be? Dickhead Duck? Ha, ha, BURN!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 249: Walt Disney's "Funtastic Forest Friends" -- 5 by biped 6-21-04

Hi, Dorky. I've been expecting you. I'm Brad -- would you like to be in my cartoons from now on? Do I have to be insufferably cute? And say nice, cute things all the time? Heck, no! You can say or do anything you want. Try it. SHITFUCKPISS!!! SCREW YOUR MOM!!! Hey, I like it here! You've got a deal! Hi, Dorky. I guess Brad put you here in the Kaddar section with me. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I mean, oh, really, miss?

CC 249: Walt Disney's "Funtastic Forest Friends" -- 6 by biped 6-21-04

"Oh boy, I always wanted to fuck a duck. Let us now engage in unrestrained sex." (Fuck ME! This is GREAT!) "Sure, but I hope you brought protection! And I'm not talking about a big dog!" (HA, HA! I just SLAY me!) Hee hee! That was great! I can't wait to see what they have me doing nex -- GAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SILLY SQUIRREL!!! HIYA, DORKY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Oh, I moonlight for Brad on my fucking days off, you shit-for-brains cocksucker! Why, it makes me want to sing a motherfucking song -- !!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

cc239-Disney's "Anne Frank" by qwertyuio 6-21-04

She was your average Dutch teenager. Let's go smoke pot and "experiment". Sure. Until one day... Hey I just bought this new toy for us to share. No I heard that you jews are evil. Hey I'm not the one who doesn't wash her asshole. I'm ignoring your evil jewtalk.

cc249-Anne Frank p2 by qwertyuio 6-21-04

Meanwhile... I order you to round up all Jews in Holland. Yes mein reichkommissar. Ha Ha Ha. The Fuhrer will be pleased with me. Excellent job as always boss. Of course it wouldn't be a Disney movie without... Where's Mom? She was killed by the nazis.

CC259- Anne Frank p3 by qwertyuio 6-21-04

Well Anne, I'm afraid we'll have to spend some time in this nice gentile's attic. Ahhh dammit, stupid nazis. I know it's hard, but I did get you something to help you deal. Oh boy, a 12-inch vibrating dildo! It's a diary for you to write down your thoughts and feelings. Ahhh dammit, stupid nazis.

cc269-Anne Frank p4 by qwertyuio 6-21-04

Day One Dear Diary, today I sat around and fingered myself while my dad and the other idiots weren't looking. Day Five Dear Diary, today I sat around and fingered myself while my dad and the other idiots weren't looking. Day Sixty-Nine Dear Diary, today I sat around and fingered myself while my dad and the other idiots weren't looking.

Anne Frank by qwertyuio 6-21-04

Oh fuck! a boy. Hey Anne. My cunt of a girlfriend just dumped me. Oh God, take me! And seeing as you depend on my family's generousity for survival, I felt it was only right if you... Goddamn Nazi cockblocks! Gekommen mit mir!

[Click to view comic: 'Anne Frank p6']
[Click to view comic: 'Anne Frank p7']
[Click to view comic: 'Anne Frank VIII']
[Click to view comic: 'Anne Frank p9']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC249: Walt Disney And The Looney Toons! by Ewwwww 6-21-04

Suffering Succotash! Who the fuck rights this shit?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

The best part of Anne Frank's diary is when she talked about how women turned her on.

Since I hosted the last one, I'll just post this comic out of randomness that has nothing to do with the actual rules.

"Goatse" The Musical by NooniePuuBunny 6-21-04

♫I like to stick things up my ass!♫ ♫Things that give me lotz of gas!♫ ♫Even things made out of brass!♫ ♫I like the smell of fresh cut grasss!!♫ ♫As I stick things-- YES! As I stick things...♫ ♫As I stick things up my AAAAAASSSS!♫

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I must have missed that

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

I suck and I know it, here's proof!

(keep in mind that there is no #5)

CC249: Squishy Thing and Horse that Sings 1 by newportlocal 6-22-04

I'm the little squishy thing. And I'm the horse who loves to sing! We just sing and talk all day... And with our friends, we like to play! Our adventure begins.... Let us take you on a spree... Dum ditty du ditty dum deee deee.....

CC249: Squishy thing and Horse that Sings 2 by newportlocal 6-22-04

...first let's take a tour of the jail... I got put here from a scam via mail... My horsey friend, he got convicted... and then met Bubba, now I'm aflicted... ...with the crabs, you itch down there.. And I gots insects in that hair!"

CC249: Squishy thing and Horse that sings 3 by newportlocal 6-22-04

...now were out here in the ghetto... lokking for our friend Gipetto He's the one who makes cool puppets... ...One of wood, not like the Muppets.. I heard he went to his crack dealer... ...lost an arm and lost a feeler!

CC249: Squishy thing and Horse that sings 4 by newportlocal 6-22-04

...where's my horse friend, where'd he go? I turned into a pirate, so... you got the uniform and the patch... and a sword, and so I match.. just like the Hook, a famous pirate... I'm so hot, you must admire it!

CC249: Squishy thing and hHorse that sings 6 by newportlocal 6-22-04

good you're back, this is the end... This comic series sorta tends.... ...to suck! It does! I cannot win... So I won't do this thing again.... Dum de dum de dum de dum... Dum de dum de dum de dum...

What is there to live for now?

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Jump already....you said you would......

I liked that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

>

You will be the only one...........

I'm doomed......

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Jump already....you said you would......

Warner Bros. Gets Bought Out by possums 6-22-04

(to the tune of the chimney song from Mary Poppins) o/ Dum diggery, dum diggery, fuck these cartoons / and where in the fuck is that duck's pantaloons? o/ o/ Dum diggery, dum diggery, hey Bugs, you shit! / Better learn fast that ol' Disney is it! o/ o/ They'll go ahead and sue, yes, they'll bring out the feds / They'll buy out your company and shit on your heads. o/ o/ But why in the hell would those bastards just sue? o/ o/ Sorry, dear Bugs... the rodent's coming for you. o/

Warner Bros. Gets Bought Out Pt.II by possums 6-22-04

Eeeeaahh... what's up, fuckface? Huh-hah! Well, Bugs, I brought a few friends of mine... (to the tune of "Be Prepared" from the Lion King) o/ So Eisner's been waiting and waiting / The Warner characters, he adores. o/ o/ So we are his lawyers, his company lawyers, and WE'RE HERE TO BUY YOU OUT LIKE WHORES!! o/ That's real creepy, mac. Oh hoh hoh... you havent seen the worst of it!! Cackledy cackledy cackledy cackle.

Warner Bros. Gets Bought Pt.III by possums 6-22-04

Boy, am I 'ture happy dat I can be chased by dis putty-tat widdout feaww of being bott out! Suffrin' succotash! Lawyers! (to the tune of "Dig, Dig, Dig" from Snow White) o/ WE BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, WE BUY ALL THINGS IN SIGHT!! o/ o/ WE BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, TO BOOST M.EISNER'S MIGHT! o/ o/ We'll buy you if you're weak or poor! o/ o/ We'll hate you if you're Michael Moore! o/

WB Gets Bought Out Pt. IV by possums 6-22-04

In Michael Eisner's secret lair... Yes! Excellent! Nyehehehe! Mr. Eisner, as your Robo-Butler and private bitch, I don't think Walt would have done this. Bah! Foolish droid! I do whatever I want! What's Walt gonna do? Come back from the dead?

WB Gets Bought Out Pt. V by possums 6-22-04

ACK!!!! *CHOMP* Oh my! The rotting corpse of Walt Disney! I suppose you're the boss around here now, so I'm here to fulfill your every whim! What are you supposed to be, some kind of 21st century nigger slave?

WB Gets Bought Out Pt. VI by possums 6-22-04

Back in Warnerville... CONFORM... CONFORM... Drat! Where's that homosexual hunter when you need him?! ACK!!! I've been saved! Alright, let's get rid of the rest of these fucking Jew lawyers. Saved by the world's worst racist...

WB Gets Bought Out Pt. VII by possums 6-22-04

Some time later... That's the last of these miserable kikes. You've just saved a rival company out of the goodness of your heart! What are you gonna do now? Well... Once a klansman, always a klansman. Figures.

WB Gets Bought Out Finale by possums 6-22-04

Well, we successfully avoided being bought out by Disney and their evil lawyers! What now? Well, I think we should take a cue from them... (to the tune of "You Can Fly" from peter pan) o/ If Satan lives in your heart / there's no better time to start! o/ o/ Think of all the cash you'll make / lesser people in your wake / you'll see them slowly DIE!!! o/ o/ You can buy, you can buy, you can buy, you can buy... o/ o/ YOU CAN BUY!!!!!! o/

CC 249: Abraham and Strauss by kaufman 6-22-04

Johann, is it true that you've composed a new winter dance? Yes, Abraham. It shall be called "Waltz on Ice." Grrrrrrrr... Mr. Strauss, you're under arrest for making fun of the condition of Mr. Disney. You have the right to remain silent...

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very nice.........very........

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Jump already....you said you would......

Snow White 2: Reservoir Dwarfs by TheGovernor 6-23-04

Ok, here are your code names for the heist, Mr Bashful, Mr Sneezy, Mr Sleepy, Mr Dopey and Mr Grumpy. Nice Guy Happy as you already know will be co-ordinating this. Hey, Why do I have to be Mr Dopey?

(Comic Competition #249 - Jailbaitahontas) by crovax_of_404 6-23-04

Even though Pocahontas was a smash hit, its sequel, surprisingly, sucked! But the brave souls at Disney will try again in a second sequel. Hello! My name is John Wayne! I am a white cowboy who has many cultural differences with my love, Pocahontas. My name is Pocahontas! I am an Indian who saved brave John Wayne from being persecuted by my tribe and ended up loving him. Wait, I thought you were supposed to be 19! Isn't this illegal? Quiet, momma's-boy. Too scared to go for a ride on the S.S. Poontang?