Yes, the last BTC contest was a lot of fun, and I'm sure this one will be, too. Hopefully, I have created a template that will spontaneously generate so many incredible ideas that as soon as you see it, your head will explode. That'd be funny, heh-heh.

There are no rules, except blue-5-l from kaddar2 saying "Well...that could've gone better." Change the background, add a character, whatever. See if I care!

BTC #9: Template by biped 6-23-04

Well...that could've gone better.

PLEASE NOTE: If there do not appear to be very many entries being submitted to this contest after a certain amount of time has elapsed, I will flush this commode.

The other 2 judges are free to create comics and enter them. A majority decision is preferred, but in the event of all 3 judges voting seperately, the original judge has the casting vote.

The other two judges for this contest will be:

JESUSSANDWICH

Cowtipper

Judging will commence next Wednesday if possible. Have fun making the comics!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't flush the baby, son! DON'T DO IT!!!

BTC #9: Fast and the Furious by possums 6-23-04

I will make you feel sexual bliss! Please do! 20 Minutes Later Well...that could've gone better.

BTC #9: TOBOR Needs Love, Too by AtheistDiary 6-23-04

Ok, before we play hide n seek, I have to warn you that whenever I baby sit, I usually get really horny and then transform into- TOBOR!!! AND THEN I CORNHOLE LITTLE CHILDREN EVERYWHERE WITH MY BIG RED PENIS OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! Minutes later Well...that could've gone better.

Flush the fucker. He forgot to swallow.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

BTC #9: This isn't a neud beach, right? by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-23-04

I'm here LIVE at the beach, where everyone's making a splash! Oh man! That guy just lost his swim trunks! Camera one, focus in on that naked man over there! Well...that could've gone better.

BTC #9: Breaking up (with Jesus) is the hardest thing to do by len 6-24-04

Can I call you sometime? You know, it's probably best if we just take a break for awhile. My cornhole is hurting pretty bad ... *sob* ... and you know, I just need my space ... Oh no, please don't start crying. I hate it when you cry. Well...that could've gone better.

Be gentle, it's my first competition.

BTC#9: A Kid With No Shirt Makes His First Comic by possums 6-24-04

Well...that could've gone better.

BTC#9: Doppleganger by possums 6-24-04

Why don't you try to turn in to the splitting image of me? One moment... YOU IS BE AN ASS!! HAW HAW!!! Well...that could've gone better.

BTC 9: Serious Sexuality by Gabu 6-26-04

Okay... I think I'm ready. I like penises. Well...that could've gone better.

GUYS MAKE MORE COMICS!!!!! YOU DON'T WANNA SEE THAT BABY DIE, DO YOU!?!?!?

Oh wait.

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Blue is the color of victory.

BTC#9: Yesterday I met her brother by lukket 6-26-04

Now, I think that's her room. Let me just sneak in. *snore* *snore* Ready for some sweet love, baby? Well...that could've gone better.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

BTC 9: Can't go wrong... by maddog00 6-28-04

Time for a little self-pleasure. *thwap-thwap* HEE-HAW! WHAT THAT NOISE! ME TURN ON LIGHT! VROOM-VROOM! HAW-HAW! ME SAW LITTLE DING DONG! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT BUTTFACE! Well...that could've gone better.

I've arbitrarily decided to extend the deadline till Friday.

Also, Cowtipper won't be able to be here for the judging. Would anyone like to volunteer?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC #9: The titles are the hard part by Zegota 6-29-04

Hey, my sweater's got a loose thread. I'll guess I'll just burn it off with my lighter Well...that could've gone better

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

BTC 9: Boom by Gabu 6-29-04

It sure is dark in here. Where's a match? Well...that could've gone better.

BTC 9: Silly Blue by Gabu 6-29-04

Iraqis are evil. Go kill them. Okay. We hate you and are going to cause mass destruction. And then steal your clothes. Oh. Well...that could've gone better.

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Blue is the color of victory.

BTC #9: The Afterglow by len 6-29-04

That was great. You're the best I ever had! By the way, I have anal warts, aids, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, munchausen by proxy, and crazy bitch syndrom. kthnxbi! Well...that could've gone better.

Ask the baby if he sees my watch in there.

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Get Your War On

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Get Your War On

No more entries, please! Winner will be announced as soon as judges' decisions are in!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I vote Gabu.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The votes are in from both of my co-judges!

JESUSSSANDWICH, in case you missed the post just above this one, voted for Gabu!!!

Special guest judge maddog00 PM'd me earlier and said "My vote is for--Kr0n1c!!! for "A Storm Is Cumming!"!!!

What a dilemma! Both of their comics were so great! In fact, everyone who entered did a fantastic job! You should all pat yourselves on the back! And then get a blunt instrument and hit yourselves on the head with it, over and over again, until you knock yourselves unconscious!

I reread the nominees and the one that provoked the biggest laugh response was the one by Kr0n1c! So here's your prize, Kr0n1c -- a picture of Vince McMahon and a picture of a Vince McMahon action figure!

BTC #10 is yours! Take it away, moron!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YAY! Im the weinner! I have that same pic above my bed. Thnx guys!

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Get Your War On