elbow room by spinspin 8-02-01

this is dumb hey is that a phallus? he's on to me because of the air ok, well im ok with that why yes it is you know the drill just don't go waiving it about whatever!

*sigh* all right. that comic isn't mine; what's more, it isn't even good. that may have been redundant.

the truth is, i just felt bad for the new forum because it only had one thread. i would have asked you to read my comics, only that would be presumptious--besides, you've all already read my comics, right?

so anyway, sorry to make this pointless post. it'll never happen again. i'm going to go eat oven cleaner.

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I just can't get over the fact that your name backwards is menbah.

ybbarc
tentonjylad
sgnillib_ebag
XxeD
d_live
naD livE giB (I like that one!)
gnilhtriw
gnilknapS
namfuak
etiroob

etc etc etc...

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i spat out my lasagne

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

i spat out my lasagne

Is there anything on this site that ISN'T some sort of homosexual slang?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Who's dalyjnotnet?

doc, you've gotta help me! i was hit by a tentonjylad!

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yikes, crabby... must you be so obsessed with my screen name? in case you didn't read it in the other thread where i explained it, it's short for "habakkuk nehemiah," which is from an old family joke.

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I thought your name was backwards for MENBAH.

Heh, I'm reminded of myself and my own insistance on making crabby reference after crabby reference. I see crabby himself has found something to obsess over. C'mon crabby, where are your two dozen Menbah comics?

Well heres one. This actually belongs in the crappy comics thread though.

MENBAH! by crabby 9-15-01

Hello everyone. My name is habnem. HUH! What the hell did you just say your name was MENBAH. No actually it's habnem. MENBAH. Yikes what a weirdo. MENBAH!!!!!!!

crabby hanging out on the streetcorner. by Drexle 9-16-01

What's up with all this homosexual slang? Men? Bah! I do NOT suck dick!

This one belongs in the other thread too, but hey... as long as we're on the subject here.

How many of those 111 comics are about me? I'm guessing at least 75 of them.

I think around 20 or so... and then there's the Dating Habits series, of which you're only in one, but your entry in Comic Cup III inspired me to write the entire lot of them.

i liked your MENBAH comic, crabs. pretty accurate, too--apart from the number of legs on my character. (:

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How It Really Happened (or, In-Joke Theatre) by habnem 9-16-01

Hi there MENBAH. I'm Crabby! Crappy? Don't call me that, MENBAH! How's that, Crappy? Three hours later... WASH AND WASH MENBAH WASH!!! ALL YOUR CRAPPY ARE BELONG TO US!!!

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*Laughs uncontrollably!*

I don't think this comic is crappy, but I want someone to read it (apart from the guy I actually had this conversation with a few minutes before I made the strip, who read it and liked it)...

...and all that jazz... by DexX 9-16-01

Hey, did I tell you? I've been invited to join an established jazz band! Cool! Uh... don't suppose they need a singer, do they? Ah, no chance of that - this is an instrumental jazz four piece. Oh... I suppose you could do some scat... Nah, last time I did that it took me ages to get it all out from under my fingernails...

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good show, old boy. i've always loved scat/scat jokes.

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