And now, suddenly, it's time to announce the winner.
EvilZak had the interesting idea of submitting comics by other people, which was a good idea. Unfortunately, I didn't think any of them were funny except for the "The wheels on the bus go round and round..." one, which was kind of funny. No, I never really thought "Cowboy Physics" was all that funny. But for submitting other people's comics instead of his own, one of which I thought was kind of funny, Evil Zak receives the "Java Disabled (By Voodoo)" award and fourth place.
NooniePuuBunny entered some amusing comics. I especially enjoyed the "Hitler's Ass" reference; however, she lost points by submitting the menstrual comic that makes me sick. So she gets third place, thus receiving the "Monstrous Man-Dog Hybrids" award.
For some reason, I liked the series of comics that Kr0n1c submitted, and that was enough to garner him second place and the coveted "Queen of the Amazon Kitty Cat Women" award.
Honorable mention, and the chance to spend a sexy, romantic evening all alone with me, goes to me for the comics that I submitted, which I loved because I love all of my comics. I would've given myself first place, but I don't want to be known as the first host of this competition to actually give himself first place even though he so richly deserves it more than anyone else.
And the winner of the Third Annual Jet Comic Competition, who will receive the official "'Big Daddy' Ed Roth Memorial Rat Fink" award":
and the honor of hosting the Fourth Annual Jet Comic Competition at some unspecified time in the future...for the amusing "Dustin Diamond" series...is qwertyuio.
Everyone else did a great job, thanks for entering, blah blah blah. And that's all I have to say about that.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
