Doomsday Dog 1 by biped 7-12-04

I'm so happy and content! Everything's wonderful! Life is so very, very good! You said it! It's like heaven on earth! Things couldn't possibly be any better! Oh no! DOOMSDAY DOG! Why, Doomsday Dog? WHY?

Doomsday Dog 2 by biped 7-12-04

I just published the "great American novel" and made the cover of People magazine! I just won the lottery and found my "soul-mate"! All's right with the world! Oh no! DOOMSDAY DOG! Why, Doomsday Dog? WHY?

Doomsday Dog 3 by biped 7-12-04

The peace talks were a total success! The nations of the world are ending all hostilities! It's the start of a glorious new era of peace and brotherhood that will last for centuries! Oh no! DOOMSDAY DOG! Why, Doomsday Dog? WHY?

Doomsday Dog 4 by biped 7-12-04

I was just voted Playmate of the Year! My perfect beauty is the envy of millions! I just topped the "Fifty Sexiest Studs Alive" list! I get laid every time I turn around! Oh no! DOOMSDAY DOG! Why, Doomsday Dog? WHY?

Doomsday Dog 5 by biped 7-12-04

I'm the biggest pork tycoon ever! I've cornered the entire sausage and bacon market and driven everyone else out of business! I'm the fried chicken king of the world! People gorge themselves on my fried chicken a million billion times a day! Oh no! DOOMSDAY DOG! Why, Doomsday Dog? WHY?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow.

I am so in awe that I am speechless.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

That made me giggle and shoot pixie-stix dust out of my nose.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Your wonderful comments have made me so very, very happy.

Oh no -- DOOMSDAY DOG!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Those were rad.

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It's grime time.

Oh doomsday dog! You rascal!

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Get Your War On

rotflmao

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