Here's the idea: I'll present a comic here, and the first person to enter will copy that comic with any one panel changed. This is the same as the previous seven thousand "change a panel" contests: the characters, dialogue, thoughts, narration, and backgrounds in one panel of your choice may be changed. The other two panels must remain as they were in the original comic. The title can be changed.

The second person to enter will change one panel from the first entry, and the third will change one from the second, and so on. The last entry will hopefully look nothing like the starting comic, which is this:

Davy Jones' Closet by EvilZak 7-23-04

Hey, are you gay? Not entirely. What do you mean? Only in the butt and the penis.

There aren't any rules to the contest other than changing one panel from the previous entry.

Judging will be about a week from now, which may be extended.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Davy Jones' Rocket by PsilocybeNirvana 7-24-04

Are you gay? Not since I got that new shot they've got on the market. Where do you get such a shot? Only in the butt and the penis.

(Forgot "Hey", sorry.)

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[center]..PsiLoCyBe.. ..pSilOcYbE..

MAKE RONNIE ROCKET by omnitravis 7-24-04

Hey, are you gay? Not since I got that new shot they've got on the market. Where do you get such a shot? Where the fuck do you think? The hospital?

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I AM SLEEPY! I FEEL ASLEEP!

1952 Edition by ElTigreMask2K 7-24-04

Hey, I thought you had polio? Lets discuss this underwater for one more panel and then go to your bedroom for some reason. So, do you have polio? Not since I got that new shot they've got on the market. Where do you get such a shot? Where the fuck do you think? The hospital?

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Menthol?

CC253: Hella Sweet by UnknownEric 7-24-04

Hey, I thought you had polio? Lets discuss this underwater for one more panel and then go to your bedroom for some reason. So, do you have polio? No, I played water polo for the U.S. Olympic Team? Holy crap! Where? Where the fuck do you think? The hospital?

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I has a flavor!

CC 252: Leggo My A-Ho' by biped 7-24-04

Hey, I thought you had polio? Lets discuss this underwater for one more panel and then go to your bedroom for some reason. So, do you have polio? No, I played water polo for the U.S. Olympic Team? Holy crap! Where? Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you? The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Anglo Saxons by bobby17 7-24-04

I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man! Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years. No, I played water polo for the U.S. Olympic Team? Holy crap! Where? Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you? The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.

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I once was lost, but now am found.

CC 252: Hey, That Number Is A Palindrome by Gabu 7-25-04

I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man! Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years. OH NO!!!! YOUR SUPERBURN HAS CAUSED A RIP IN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF! Where the fuck do you -- hey, this isn't my bedroom! Who are you? The human's medical history checks out. We may now commence with the excruciatingly painful anal probes.

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Blue is the color of victory.

CC252: Oh Snap! by Zaster 7-25-04

I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man! Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years. OH NO!!!! YOUR SUPERBURN HAS CAUSED A RIP IN TIME AND SPACE ITSELF! What's this?? I'm back in the second grade! You've been schooled! Deal with it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

CC 252: I think I heard my cue. by kaufman 7-25-04

I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man! Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years. Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish! Uh oh, me too. What's this?? I'm back in the second grade! You've been schooled! Deal with it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 252: Hooked On A Squealing by biped 7-25-04

I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man! Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years. Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish! Uh oh, me too. Boy oh boy, what a catch! What are you going to do with your bunch of fish? Let's slowly incinerate them one at a time, and savor each agonized squeal!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

One fish 2 Fish by Skabby_Firefly 7-25-04

You have a fish coming out of your head. But I do not have a fish coming out of my head. You as well have a fish coming out of your head. What if we are caught for sport? Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish! Uh oh, me too. Boy oh boy, what a catch! What are you going to do with your bunch of fish? Let's slowly incinerate them one at a time, and savor each agonized squeal!

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eat pie, and curry too

CC 252: Blue is a stoner by fzh 7-25-04

You have a fish coming out of your head. But I do not have a fish coming out of my head. You as well have a fish coming out of your head. What if we are caught for sport? Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish! Uh oh, me too. Oh my god, that was some good shit! My goods aren't free you know! Pay up!

CC 252: It's Still A Palindrome by Gabu 7-25-04

You have a fish coming out of your head. But I do not have a fish coming out of my head. You as well have a fish coming out of your head. What if we are caught for sport? Then we'll both take massive amounts of LSD again and scare the fuck out of them. FAR OUT Oh my god, that was some good shit! My goods aren't free you know! Pay up!

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Blue is the color of victory.

CC 252: Electric Kool-Aid Bozo Stylin' by Zaster 7-25-04

I figured out a great way for us to meet women! We'll drop acid and crash through their bedroom windows at night dressed like circus clowns. O.K., I'm with you so far... Then we'll both take massive amounts of LSD again and scare the fuck out of them. FAR OUT Oh my god, that was some good shit! My goods aren't free you know! Pay up!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Drugs are for dirty hippies by qwertyuio 7-26-04

I figured out a great way for us to meet women! We'll drop acid and crash through their bedroom windows at night dressed like circus clowns. O.K., I'm with you so far... Then we'll both take massive amounts of LSD again and scare the fuck out of them. FAR OUT What a pretty kitty, let me pet you. Oh god, you picked the wrong day to fuck...did you just shit on my carpet?

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC 252: Bury Me A Clown by biped 7-26-04

I figured out a great way for us to meet women! We'll drop acid and crash through their bedroom windows at night dressed like circus clowns. O.K., I'm with you so far... I'm sorry, sir. It appears "Bonkers" the clown cleaned out your bank account, defecated on your carpet, and skipped town with your wife. AAARRRGGGHHH!!! FUCKING CLOWNS!!! What a pretty kitty, let me pet you. Oh god, you picked the wrong day to fuck...did you just shit on my carpet?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC252: Damn too slow! by maddog00 7-26-04

I've got a plan to get back at your parents...Put on that sexy clown costume, kid...you know which one. Oo, my favorite. Then what? I'm sorry, sir. It appears "Bonkers" the clown cleaned out your bank account, defecated on your carpet, and skipped town with your wife. AAARRRGGGHHH!!! FUCKING CLOWNS!!! What a pretty kitty, let me pet you. Oh god, you picked the wrong day to fuck...did you just shit on my carpet?

CC252 (1): Comic Indecency by Shadow_Artist 7-26-04

I've got a plan to get back at your parents...Put on that sexy clown costume, kid...you know which one. Oo, my favorite. Then what? I'm sorry, sir. It appears "Bonkers" the clown cleaned out your bank account, defecated on your carpet, and skipped town with your wife. AAARRRGGGHHH!!! FUCKING CLOWNS!!! I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Ying-Yang got fingered by qwertyuio 7-26-04

I've got a plan to get back at your parents...Put on that sexy clown costume, kid...you know which one. Oo, my favorite. Then what? Hey kid, let me take naked pictures of you on my parent's...I mean my bed. fi dolla prease. I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

CC 252: It's Not A Palindrome. Wait, It Is. by Gabu 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hey kid, let me take naked pictures of you on my parent's...I mean my bed. fi dolla prease. I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

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Blue is the color of victory.

CC 252: Well, duh. by lukket 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? I told you we'd get caught! See Will, this is what happens when we listen to your mother.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 252: Be a Volunteer by Zaster 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? Hi there. Where do you normally go to abuse little children? Thanks for listening, class! If you have any more questions about D.A.R.E., we'll be handing out literature in Room 201 after the bell.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

CC #252: The Rarely Seen 13th Way of Saying No by possums 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? The best way to say "NO" to drugs, is to touch an 8-year old boy's scrotum sack and go "Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!" AAAHHHHHH!!!! Thanks for listening, class! If you have any more questions about D.A.R.E., we'll be handing out literature in Room 201 after the bell.

CC #252: Never trust a man in a pink dunce cap by fzh 7-26-04

We're bored. Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children? The best way to say "NO" to drugs, is to touch an 8-year old boy's scrotum sack and go "Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!" AAAHHHHHH!!!! BUT THE CLOWN TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!