Here it is, a wonderful new FTC template for everyone to have hours of fun with. And for this competition only, I'm going to suspend one of the regular rules -- you WILL be allowed to ask your mom or dad for help in finishing the comic.

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

FTC #41: Template by biped 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

PLEASE NOTE: I am not very good at making FTC templates.

You cannot change the first two panels in any way. You can do anything you want with the third panel, INCLUDING photoshop.

Judging will probably be next Thursday. And now, it is time for you to -- "Finish The Comic."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 41: Oops by Gabu 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? There we are, I put the banana to bed and the baby in the blender, just like she said.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC# 41- This seems oddly familiar... by TooMuchCoffeeGuy 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Some time after... ...and that is how America came to be.

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www.redmeat.com

FTC 41: My Mistake by Gabu 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? See? I told you nothing would happen. Yep, I guess I had Stupid Joe wrong all along.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 41 by Denyer 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Hey kid, come check out this site I found. You can make comics on it.

FTC #41: I Knew Girl Scouts Scared Me For A Reason by The_Kingpin 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? So, you're a girl scout and you want to take the baby to your troupe for show and tell?

FTC #41: Oh no!!!!!!! by boinky33 8-06-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

FTC #41: TITLE! by boinky33 8-06-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? http://www.tennessean.com/local/archives/04/08/55403011.shtml?Element_ID=55403011

FTC 41- Stupid Shmoe by xxausrottenxx 8-06-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Stupid Joe is a convicted serial rapist And you're a tax accountant, and you don't see me complaining

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FTC 41: Brainwashed by areallystupidguy 8-06-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? ....but yeah, as great as the older, more developed women are, the best ones to get are the elementary school girls. they scream REAL GOOD. are you writing this down? of course, but could you explain the triple penetration part again? i'm afraid i don't quite understand how that would be possible if you sewed the girl's mouth shut.

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It's grime time.

FTC #41: No Name by Kr0n1c 8-07-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?

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Get Your War On

FTC #41: The Killifying by Kr0n1c 8-07-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? AAAAWWWW!! DAM YOU HORROR BABY!!! AAAWWWW!!! You have officialy been killified... bitch.

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Get Your War On

Here's Some AdVice by possums 8-07-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Buds and suds for dinner!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Judging will be sometime tomorrow afternoon. Any last-minute bursts of creativity should take place between now and then.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC41: I always use this once. Right, biped? by maddog00 8-12-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Why did you turn our son into this! HEE HAW! ME YOUR SON NOW! ME KILL YOU WITH A CHAINSAW! VROOM!

FTC41: Not right by maddog00 8-12-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? You sure this is ok? Sure. Nothin' wrong with a little anal between a little boy and his sitter, right?

FTC41: I'm good at this old gag thing by maddog00 8-12-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Wait a sec. If the chicken's still here, what'd I cook in the oven and am currently eating? Tastes like chicken...oh well...mmm

And...STOP. Please put down your pencils.

Here are the anxiously-awaited results of this, the greatest FTC contest in stripcreator history.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic: "My Mistake"

Statistically speaking, this is probably what would really happen.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Denyer

For the Comic: "Hey kid, come check out this site I found. You can make comics on it."

Most Sexual

Goes to: areallystupidguy

For the Comic: "Brainwashed"

Most Ironic

Goes to: boinky33

For the Comic: "TITLE!"

It's not really ironic, but it's sort of Alannis Morrisette-ironic.

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: The_Kingpin

For the Comic: "I Knew Girl Scouts Scared Me For A Reason"

Most Obscure

Goes to: boinky33

For the Comic: "Oh no!!!!!"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Denyer

For the Comic: "Hey kid, come check out this site I found. You can make comics on it."

Best Title

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: "FTC #41: Template"

Just kidding. There weren't really any outstanding titles this time.

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: xxxausrottenxxx

For the Comic: "Stupid Schmoe"

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic: "The Killifying"

I detected two glaring spelling errors in this entry.

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: possums

For the Comic: "Here's Some AdVice"

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic: "No Name"

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: areallystupidguy

For the Comic: "Brainwashed"

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic:

FTC41: I'm good at this old gag thing by maddog00 8-12-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Wait a sec. If the chicken's still here, what'd I cook in the oven and am currently eating? Tastes like chicken...oh well...mmm

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic:

FTC41: I always use this once. Right, biped? by maddog00 8-12-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Why did you turn our son into this! HEE HAW! ME YOUR SON NOW! ME KILL YOU WITH A CHAINSAW! VROOM!

Psychic Award

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic:

FTC 41: Oops by Gabu 8-05-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? There we are, I put the banana to bed and the baby in the blender, just like she said.

My comic was: This was the first thing I thought of.

Creativity Award

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic:

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic:

FTC #41: The Killifying by Kr0n1c 8-07-04

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling. Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available. STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe? Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? AAAAWWWW!! DAM YOU HORROR BABY!!! AAAWWWW!!! You have officialy been killified... bitch.

Way to go, Kr0n1c! Your creative use of Horror Baby made me laugh out loud. FTC #42 is yours.

All of the entries in this contest were outstanding!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kool. Thanks but I think the real winner here is Horror Baby. May he live long and prosper! I'll have a new FTC up soon as I come up with an idea. Hmmm... masturbation?

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Get Your War On