Ian Michael Billings
Born: 06:12 AM 08/20/04
8 lbs. 4 oz. 20.5"

(The weird color is from the funky heat lamps he was under.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You know who else has that weird orange glow?

Seriously though, congrats, he looks like a future world leader, or dictator.

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Dad was flammable

What an adorable little munchkin! Congrats, Gabe.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And as he sleeps, he dreams of his first Stripcreator strip.

Congrats, Gabe.

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I has a flavor!

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Dad was flammable

Congrats Gabe!

I can't wait to tell him about the time John Cusack sat in my physics seat while filming Hi-Fidelity at my high school.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

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Congrats Gabe!

I can't wait to tell him about the time John Cusack sat in my physics seat while filming Hi-Fidelity at my high school.

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Heat lamps? Was he born at McDonald's?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mmmm Mmmmm! Looks delish!

He has his father's dress sense.

Best.Picture.Evar!

Oh and congrats and all that...

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Poop.

Bring home the cap and let the dog smell it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is even more disturbing than that Chinese dude eating a baby.

I have a feeling that if Gabe's kid came out looking like this he probably would have set fire to himself.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I brought home the placenta and let the dog eat it. He looks like he wants more. Was that a bad idea?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

So how does a colossal geek pull something like this off in the first place? Is it a clone? Did you grow it in your basement? Please provide technical details -- I might want to try this at some point.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Will you and Chicka be getting all competative to see who has the cutest baby? :\

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Poo perhaps?

I'm guessing we'll both be too tired. I'm about wiped out right now. I've slept about four hours since Thursday at 4:00 am, and it's starting to catch up. We're still at the hospital, and I come home a few times a day to let the dog out, get the animals food, and play in the interweb which the hospital doesn't have. It does have cool LoJack things they put around your baby's leg, and if you try to take it out of the ward, all the doors lock and alarms go off and stuff. And then they shoot you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Congratulations, Gabe! (on getting shot)

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www.bradsucks.net

Ha! You think you're tired now, wait until you get the little bugger home! He's adorable, congratulations!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I don't understand why you're tired at all? Surely you have some kind of Wife or Robot to take all the responsibility of it?

But seriously, I hate you.

I mean, well done, WELL FUCKING DONE.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Just for the record, I was congratulating him on having sex with a girl.

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Poop.

Congratulations, Gabe! I bet his first words will be "Wirthling Sucks"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.