GAH!
Wait.
GAH!
No, no, no, this is all wrong!
He's not chubby, he's just plain fat! Not that being fat is an evil sin in it's own right, but fat men should never wear unitards, biking shorts, or thongs. And I'm not talking footwear.
As for comparing him to MaKK, that's not very fair to Tron Guy. MaKK is as much of an uninformed mouthpiece for the right as Moore is for the left. Except MaKK is kind enough not to make a movie about his hate for all things leftist.
Oh shit, I just opened up a can of worms, didn't I?
Don't do it MaKK, please, don't do it. For the love of god and country, don't do it. I can't imagine a worse film than Bowling for Columbine, but I'm sure you would succeed. And it wouldn't be funny bad, either.
Think of the Children, MaKK, the Children.
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