WANTED
SWM Seeks Anal Probe. Aliens preferred.

Sell a car. Buy a computer. Trade wives. Write a classified ad... or 3. Make me laugh or make me want to write down the number for a follow-up call.

Judging will be done in my usual timely manner.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

ww25 by Denyer 9-18-04

come enter my contest with the funniest comic ever and I'll let some guy who didn't enter win

And on top of that I don't even make funny comics. Smoke that!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have a feeling Spankling is going to win this one as well.

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Poop.

WW25: 6" TV rabbit ears slightly bent $40 by seattlesque 9-19-04

6" TV rabbit ears slightly bent $40 I thought he would be smaller. Double quotes means inches, not feet. And those ears are more than just slightly bent. C'mon. A transvestite rabbit under $100 is a deal at any size.

Here are some old classics to get the ball rolling.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

For my other comics on MoonPads, or a description of said product: http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=148478

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

The notice board by Injokester 9-20-04

"For sale, one labrador golden retriever puppy, excellent temperament," "Some re-assembly required."

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Classified Advertisements. by smamurai 4-16-04

Cycle Times Monthly For sale. One pair of slightly stretched lycra cycling shorts. £1 or £3.50 with full bottle of Febreeze. The Pink Pages Exchange. 1 gerbil (4"diameter) for slightly thicker gerbil. Hamster considered. No rabbits. The Redneck Reeder For sale. 1 family-sized bed. Not much burn damage, $2 or will swap for tyre-swing.

Classifieds Continued. by smamurai 4-16-04

Which? Dog Monthly Japanese Chin. 3 months old. Excellent bitch. £300. Beijing Gazette Charlie Chin. 3 weeks old. Dishonorable mother. Sell for £12,000. Hollywood Knives Medical Journal Chins. Made in Korea. Lose your double at the double. High success rate. $3000.

Classifieds cont. pg3 by smamurai 4-16-04

Israeli Musical Times Wanted. Drummer for band 'the Hamas and the Papas'. We are heavily influenced by ABBA and strong arm tactics. Blue Peter Round-up Need. Extra large time-capsule for Blue Peter Garden. Must be approximately the size of Caron Keating. Which? Dog Monthly Seeks. Dachshund to catch missing gerbil (4"diameter). Must love the wet.

Classified Advertisements: The Next page! by smamurai 4-26-04

Martial Arts Today Sharing a room? Send off £21.99 to learn the art that Japanese Masters have known for centuries, Stealth Wanking! Marital Aids Tonight Have you heard the buzz? Eliminate breakfast table awkwardness. Send £21.99 to learn how to secretly sound-proof your mothers room in minutes. Martial Law Tomorrow It's everyone's nightmare isn't it? Send £21.99 and we will kill Arsenio Hall and Sammo Hung. For an extra 2 bucks Cynthia Rothrock dies also.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

WW 25: Somewhat Disturbing Classified Ads by biped 9-24-04

"LADIES: Human dildo for rent. No batteries necessary. Hands-free relief of sexual tension. Call Bobby at 1-555-221-4950. (If Mom answers, hang up.)" "FOR SALE: One human penis. Only slightly used. Makes a great novelty gift. Testicles included free. Before Thursday, call Glen at 1-555-241-1001. After Thursday, call Glenda at 1-555-241-1001." "LOST: One Puerto Rican male. Nude. Probably handcuffed. May be running down street. Disregard any delusional ravings re: kidnapping, etc. Call Jeffrey D. at 1-555-735-8332."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW 25: Ads Seen In The Local PennySaver by Kr0n1c 9-24-04

"For sale: One hairy palm, slightly sticky, cums with free tub of Vaseline. Will trade for eyesight back. Call Kr0n1c at: 1(234) 627-8628 or 1(234) MAS-TOB8." "Lost: Self respect, dignity, and virginity. Last seen: Right before Ted handed me some school punch. If found please call Prom Queen at: 1(456) 766-3437 or 1(456) ROO-FIES." "Lost: Control of national deficit Last seen: Around 7.3 trillion and growing. If found please reduce and return to: U.S. Government 1(800) 937-3828 or 1(800) WER-FUCT."

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Get Your War On

10 Kilos by DragonXero 9-26-04

Lost: 22 kilos cocaine. If found, please return to Richard J. Pinkleton, 555 Northwest Ave. No cops please. Found: 12 kilos cocaine. Please come to San Francisco police dept. to claim. I was wondering where that 10 kilos of coke in my garbage can came from.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Okay. Injokster gets it for the line "Some re-assembly required."...

And for the feely-uppy sig.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Let it be a lesson to you: big fake boobies wins contests.

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Poop.

That sig = teh awexome.

Only prob is it took so long to download.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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That sig = teh awexome.

Only prob is it took so long to download.

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The contest is way over, but I felt like sharing with the class.

I once saw an ad like this... by Enderandrew 10-04-04

World's Worst Classified Ads Illiteracy is no laughing matter. If you can't read, we can help. Call this number. 800-xxx-xxxx The sad post-script is that I actually saw an ad like this in the back of an 800 page Ken Follet novel.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I vote for Enderandrew and Kr0n1c.

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Get Your War On

I think the contest is over sadly. I'm waiting for a new World's Worst to start up.

But thanks. It's nice to know that someone dug a comic I did.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."