Sorry I'm late. The demands on an imaginary character after all are sqrt(-1) times as great as they are for you real-world homo sapiens.

First, the fine print:

[size=1]To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)[/size]

Looking on the net, I see that an award has been given to an unfinished comic. A big award as a matter of fact. The CC 259 award. And don't you go technicality on me -- I don't care if the rule was not to deliver the punch line, it is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

But we're going to right that wrong. We will get it right (tm).

Here, then, is the comic. Complete the joke.

I Laugh to Keep from Crying by Zaster 9-25-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? God, I'm lonely...

Oh, and since Zaster shot his wad on his full allotment of three panels, I will give you an unusual opportunity, you may start with a blank slate, and use up to three panels to finish his work.

Judging will be whenever someone logs in as me and takes this matter into his or her own hands. I would do it, but as described above, my hands are imaginary.

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Get it right!

I love you, Doctor.

FTC 45: Chair Ignores Riddle by biped 9-30-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? God, I'm lonely... Umm...talk to chairs often? Idiot? No...I just had this funny riddle I wanted to share... Then why don't you go into the kitchen and have a big round-robin laugh-off with the dinette set, fuckhead?

FTC 45: Chair Answers Riddle by biped 9-30-04

Even the chair hates me. Guess I'll just jump off this cliff and end it all. Oh, by the way... you get a creature that's really dumb, but it sure can pick tomatoes. Well, happy landings, asshole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i don't quite get how to enter this, i needs me a template!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Allow me to make this perfectly clear:

It's "I need a template."

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Get it right!

I agrees with aus.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

You guys is just asking for it.

Furnishing an Ending by Zaster 9-30-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? Give up? A bimbo that can count to fourty. Haw! From now on, how about if I sit on *you*?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 45: is you be date cthulhu? by fzh 9-30-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? My new girlfriend!

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Poop.

Oh christ, Rabid! How could you *thwap* post such a thing? *thwap* That's totally *thwap* offensive *thwap* and... ohhh... wrong. Phew. *zip*

On a related note:

Creative Juices by Rabid_Weasle 9-30-04

Nice work on photoshopping that tentacle rape into a comic for the FTC. Thanks, I've had that thing on my computer for a while. It really got my creative juices flowing, just never knew what to do with it. Of course they usually ended up flowing all over the bathroom sink.

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Poop.

Rabid, that is awesome. But she's a redhead, not a blonde!

She is now!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Strawberry blonde!

Plus, you'd be suprised at how hard it is to find a tentacle raping a blonde chick. Most of them have blue hair. I mean really WTF!!!111

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Poop.

http://www.anime-site.com/gallery168/pic/2.jpg

it's even pg-rated!

FTC45: But She Liked The Pirate Comics! by seattlesque 10-03-04

Hey! This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blond chick with an octopus? I'm not doubting your photoshop skills, and I'm sure it was funny. But showing tentacle porn to the department chair... Ah, doesn't matter. I'll find another job where the management isn't so stiff.

FTC 45: Tyler's Chair Evolves by biped 10-03-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? Tyler's odd riddle prompted the chair to envision this -- its very first mental image.

FTC 45: Tyler's Sudden Departure by biped 10-03-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? Oh -- is it my time already? Yes, Tyler. I'm afraid you just had a brain hemmorage.

FTC 45: Tyler's World Of Wonders by biped 10-03-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? Shhh... I think the chair is asleep.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 45: Back Here by Rabid_Weasle 10-03-04

This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? For fuck's sake, I'm back here! Put your damn glasses on!

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Poop.

The Unfinished Joke by Enderandrew 10-04-04

This funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus? God, I'm lonely... How about I go home and fuck Jeniffer Aniston and you stay here and try to pick up on the ottoman.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

nice job killing the ftc.

I lost interest in the FTC when people started to win with shitty entries. Segregating it with the rest of the "Other Comic Competitions" killed it for me.

I miss it. And I miss when it was funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The OCC's are only as good as the support they get. Some people don't enter them because of some notion that the CC and the boring Comics Cup are more "prestigious", which they aren't, and/or because they might accidentally brush up against a newbie in here.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I find the contest in this forum more funny.

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Get Your War On

The Finish This Comic contest is not dead until I say it is.

I'm proud of what was accomplished in this contest, even if it did come from a group of weak-minded simpletons. Here is the winner.

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic: Tentacle Rape

None of the other entries were worth giving an award out for. Congratulations, Rabid_Weasle.

Peace out.

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Get it right!